What would you do if you knew your wife was having an affair?

Connotation joke: I have secretly loved a female colleague of the company for a long time. Today, I got up the courage to call her: Can I come to your house to play? She said, no! My parents are not at home, the weather is so good, let's go to the suburbs to play! I was so happy that I flew over at once. She took me to enjoy the rural scenery, then slipped into a cotton field and hoed with her parents all morning. Connotation joke: daughter-in-law goes home! Bang! Bang! Just slapped me a few times. Me: daughter-in-law, why did you hit me again? Daughter-in-law: Tell me honestly. You tell people that you have two daughters-in-law. Who is that daughter-in-law? Me: Daughter-in-law, listen to me. I'm praising you! Daughter-in-law: nonsense! What is this compliment? Do you think I'm a fool? Me: Daughter-in-law, you are so fat and thick, do your work one by one, right? Other people's daughter-in-law only eats two or three Liang a meal, so you are not afraid to eat seven or eight Liang a meal. Connotation joke: drinking with Lao Wang next door, I asked Lao Wang, "What would you do if you knew your wife was cheating?" Lao Wang thought for a moment: "I don't know, maybe I will pretend not to know." "Suppose your wife knew you were cheating, what do you think she would do?" "Don't! She will kill you. " Lao Wang threw himself in my arms and scolded me.