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The famous saying of being afraid of his wife

Idioms include: henpecked wife, deaf ears, bedside table (kneeling at the head of the bed), fear of wife, lion roar, weak husband, bully is always coward. Humorous stories include: Yao Chen, an ordinary character who calls himself Mr. Long Qiu, likes guests and is a friend of Su Shi. His wife, surnamed Liu, is fierce and jealous, sometimes stubborn and jealous.

Idioms include: henpecked wife, deaf ears, bedside table (kneeling at the head of the bed), fear of wife, lion roar, weak husband, bully is always coward.

Humorous stories are:

Yao Chen, an ordinary character who calls himself Mr. Long Qiu, likes guests and is a friend of Su Shi. His wife, surnamed Liu, is fierce and jealous. Sometimes Chen Nian chats with the guests enthusiastically, but Liu Shi scolds them, which makes Chen Nian and the guests very embarrassed. Chen Nian is afraid of his wife, so there is nothing she can do. So Su Shi made a poem for each other:

Longqiu laymen are also poor, and they talk about sleepless nights.

Suddenly, I heard the roar of a lion in Hedong, and my walking stick fell into my palm.

It depicts the ridiculous expression of Chen Nian who is talking loudly and panics when he hears his wife's scolding, which is extremely humorous.

The weakness of human nature?

1, what a person shows off shows what he lacks in his heart.

2. The place where a person cares more is the place where he feels most inferior.

Everyone has the habit of judging good or bad by the first impression, thinking that a person will love my family and my dog when he is good, and will totally deny it when he is bad.

4. The more smug people are, the more they love to hide, and the more they love to make a mountain out of a molehill.

This world is neither the world of the rich nor the world of the strong, but the world of the volunteers.

6. The killer of marriage is sometimes not an affair, but time.

7. When you have nothing to lose anymore, you start to gain something.

8. Learn more, be less proud, take advantage of opportunities and get rid of laziness.

9. Childhood ignorance is lovely, and juvenile ignorance is ridiculous; The ignorance of youth is pitiful; Ignorance in middle age is sad, and ignorance in old age is sad.

10, people promise the prosperity of a stranger, but can't tolerate the promotion of people around them. Because there are contrasts and interests between people at the same level.

It conflicts with Dan's summary of human nature, but strangers don't have this problem.

1 1. When a woman likes a man, she wants to see and hear lies; When a woman hates men, she wants to hear the truth.

12, if you lend a person too much money, you will make that person a bad person.

13, modern marriage is the product of emotion and the crystallization of competition.

14, enemies become comrades-in-arms mostly for survival, and comrades-in-arms become enemies mostly for money.

15, you get low-level happiness, and you ask for high-level happiness.

16, a genius who fails is a fool!

17, 1% people are taking advantage of small things, while 99% people are taking advantage of small things and suffering big losses. Most successful people come from there 1%.

18, if people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

19, it is easy for China to learn from Americans, but it is difficult for China to learn from China.

A person's lucky condition is that he has the ability to change himself.

2 1, people's growth should be educated by parents, teachers, books and society. Interestingly, the classic sentences of work summary always seem to run counter to the first three.

22. Managing your own advantages can add value to your life; Managing your shortcomings will devalue your life.

23, life is like a green leaf, with the passage of time, slowly turn yellow, but his context is still so clear.

24. It is simple to complicate things, but complicated to simplify them.

25. If it is a grass, no matter how good the enterprise is, it will not grow into a big tree. In that case, it is better to experience the storm and cultivate yourself into a valuable flower.

26.2 1 century The survival rule of work is to build a personal brand and turn your name into money.

27. I am afraid that my father is filial piety and my wife is love.

28. There are no different students, only parents with differences.

29. The earth is the weakness of human nature in sports. A person will not be in a bad situation forever.

We can avoid everyone, but we can't avoid a fly. What makes us unhappy in life is often trivial things.

3 1, there is a kind of person who only does two things: you succeed and he is jealous of you; You failed and he laughed at you.

32. Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love.

33. Any fool will seduce a girl; But only mature men know how to leave her.

34. People have two eyes, both of which are parallel, and they should look at people equally; People's ears are two-sided, so don't listen to one side of the story; Although people have only one heart, they have two atria, so we should not only think about summing up the world classic movies for ourselves, but also think about others.

35. Enterprises should have unique resources, which can't be stolen, bought, dismantled and taken away.

36. A slip of the tongue is telling the truth by accident.

37. Sincerity does not mean blaming others for their shortcomings, but not praising them.

38. Human nature is greedy, but without greed, society will not progress.

39. Love is missing a person's heart, marriage is tying a person's heart, and love is swallowing a person's heart.

40. The best attack is attacking yourself.

4 1, the meaning of life lies not in holding a good hand, but in playing a bad hand.

42. Success is an idea, getting rich is an obligation and happiness is a right.

43. Competition is really a friendship. Improve your intelligence with the help of your opponent. Those who are afraid of competition have lost to their opponents.

44. Money can help the poor solve problems, but it can also help the rich create problems.

45. Invest your love in one person and take risks; Investing in love for many people is dangerous.

46. There are only people in the world who can't figure out the classic work summary, and there is no road that can't be taken.

47. Real wealth is a way of thinking, not a month's income.

48, a person wants to be mediocre, and there are few obstacles; There are many obstacles for a person to be outstanding. Many mediocre people have a harmonious relationship with the people around them, and many excellent people have a tense relationship with them.

49. Married men and women are "happy" and "look outside".

50. Third-rate makeup is the makeup on the face; Second-rate makeup is spiritual makeup; First-class makeup is the makeup of life.

5 1, the word "crisis" is a classic quotation of human weakness. One means danger and the other means opportunity. Don't give up any efforts.

52, is a hero, is a talent, is a fool.

53. "Always" should be considerate of the lover, "classics" should resist the lover's nagging, "reason" should be humble to the lover, and men should be "general manager".

54. The classic weakness of human nature. In a threesome, there must be three musketeers and strong men. Read and summarize the classic love triangle, there must be a wound.

Say a word that men suffer.

1. Because men know that they are the sky and the pillar of the family, and they can't fail.

2. Tired, work hard for parents, work hard for their own women and children, and work hard for their own face. No matter how hard and tired you are, you can't write it on your face, talk about it, be tired and cry, but you can only bear it silently in your heart.

3. Yes, being a man is tiring. I think as a poor man, I am a gift from heaven, which has exercised me, although I have never tried to enjoy it. what do you think?

I have tasted all the ups and downs, and I am busy living. I am a young man with gray temples and have never lived in a building.

5. Men are tired, life is bitter, and tears are bitter and salty.

6. Conscientious people are tired, and those who are not conscientious are not tired.

7. Since there is no choice, choose to face it ~ ~ ~ Of course men are tired ~ ~ It is not easy for women, is it? Ok ~ ~ the table is complaining ~ get ready for tomorrow's sun.

8. The only thing you can do now is to live a relaxed life for a few years while you are still young and not under too much pressure.

9. Being a man is very tiring. You'll find out when you really reach 30.

10. I'm tired. I want to have a rest. Please slow down when I rest.

1 1. Tired you are toxic, men are not afraid of the degree of fatigue, and the waist muscles should be tightened and flexed, waiting for a successful rebound!

12. Overcome the burden and change the pattern. I want to be your most favorable foundation, and men should wear it when they are tired!

13. let the storm come more violently, let men suffer more grievances and torture, and need you in life: tired!

14. It's easier to commit suicide than to survive. But life is a challenge, and you are afraid of being tired. Why be a man?

15. I quarreled with my girlfriend just now, and suddenly I remembered to go to school. As a result, my girlfriend saw me laughing and slapped me: "Laugh NMLGB!"

16. It turned out to be someone who came to you when you were tired. You are too proud of face, and there is a man's vanity.

17. Men also get hurt, mostly because they lose their self-esteem, whether others treat themselves or themselves. When self-esteem is hurt, men will choose to drink.

18. Men can only lick their wounds gently on lonely nights.

19. Whether a man marries that woman or not, his responsibilities are the same, and he has to shoulder heavy burdens and perform endless responsibilities.

20. Men who drink because there are no reasonable women and no gentle confidants. In fact, for a man with a strong appearance, he has no sense of security at all. He had to rely on a strong appearance to cover up his inner fragility.

2 1. No matter how big the storm is, they will rush, and no matter how big the difficulty is, they can only overcome it.

22. Struggle in the wind and rain, struggle in persistence, sink in desire, and grow old slowly in suffering.

23. If you patronize your career, people say that you have no sense of responsibility to patronize your home, and people say that you are incapable;

24. No matter how strong a person is, sometimes he will be exhausted.

It's true that I work for you, but it doesn't mean that I haven't given myself to you.

26. I'm tired, I'm drunk, and my heart is completely hurt by you. I am a man, but I also want to cry sometimes, and I need the comfort of others!

27. Every man who comes home after drying his sweat has a tear in the corner of his eye that you can't see in the dark. The man is also very tired, but he doesn't say anything.

28. The quieter a person sleeps at home, the more tired he is outside. Only a careful woman will understand.

No matter how hard and tired we are, we must stick to it. We are men.

My man is very tired, and I, a disabled woman, can't do anything!

3 1. Having been in love for a long time, that man still hasn't made enough money. Do I have to wait until my hair turns white?

32. We are tired from work, we are busy making a living, we eat, drink and have fun, and we socialize at banquets.

33. I've been very tired, busy and depressed recently. Work is very tired, work is very busy, and I am very depressed about my future work, alas.

34. Men suffer, men are tired, and men earn money to support their families; Work hard, struggle hard, and make a living.

35. I stumbled into the house, and I collapsed on the bed, not wanting to say a word. I can't keep my eyes open.

36. I'm in no hurry. I don't want to be in a hurry and tired. I think time will tell. Is this not good?

37. I can't lift my head. I really want to lie down and have a good rest. I feel that everything can take its time.

38. The ground is beautiful, and so is the outside. I need a rest. I'm exhausted.

39. I am tired and haggard. Let it go. Why can't I let go?

40. I said I lost my heart. Lost in a sleepless night.

4 1. We can always ask others naturally how are you, but we can't calmly say that I am fine.

42. Disappointment accumulates too much and gradually forms despair.

43. There is nothing wrong with a person's paradise.

44. I think it's good that we finally stopped loving each other.

45. Being busy and tired, loving the person you like, and working hard is a kind of happiness; Doing what you like, no matter how tired or busy, is also a kind of enjoyment.

46. Work is getting busier and busier, I am too tired to get out of bed, and the pressure is getting bigger and bigger, which makes my life complete and boring in my spare time!

47. There is no answer now. Looking at this tired and tired man, there is still a trace of pity in my heart!