The funniest brain teaser?

Brainstorming is a special kind of verbal communication. It can not only test a person's reaction ability, but also exercise a person's thinking ability. Take a look a

Brainstorming is a special kind of verbal communication. It can not only test a person's reaction ability, but also exercise a person's thinking ability. Take a look at the funniest brain teaser I shared with you. I hope you like them.

Best funny brain teaser recommendation

1. Teacher Shi is addicted to books. Once, he asked me, "How to read the fastest?" I was stumped at once. Can you answer me? Answer: Just look at the cover.

2. A little squirrel runs west, turns right 90 degrees and runs forward. Excuse me: where does this little squirrel's tail face? Answer: Chaotian.

Grandma wants to divide the five chocolates equally among her two grandchildren, but she doesn't want to cut the rest. What should she do? Answer: Each grandson gives himself two pieces of candy and one piece of candy.

Generally speaking, do you write with your left hand or your right hand? Answer: Write with a pen.

5. What if the needle falls into the sea? Answer: Go and buy another one.

Sam is a law-abiding citizen, but he always runs a red light when driving. Why? Answer: He is color blind.

7. A bottle is full of water. What's the best way to get the water out of the bottle as soon as possible? Answer: break the bottle.

8. Do you know which is the sweetest "wow toffee" at 100? Answer: The first one.

9. Where is the smallest island in the world? Answer: the safety island on the road.

10. What are the main ingredients of birth control pills? Answer: antibiotics

1 1. A bird flew into a disco and suddenly fell down. What happened? Answer: The noise was so loud that he covered his ears with his wings and fell down.

12. Why don't fireworks hit stars? Answer: Because the stars will shine.

13. One day, after physics class, Xiaodong suddenly followed Newton and sat under the apple tree. At this moment, an apple happened to hit Xiaodong's head. Guess what Xiaodong said? Answer: He said the apple was ripe.

14. There is a newcomer who looks like Andy Lau, moves like Jackie Chan and walks like Chow Yun Fat. Why don't people who have seen this new guy's movies hire him? A: She is a woman.

15. There was a bottle of wine, but Xiao Wang tried his best to open the bottle cap. As a result, he still drank the wine without breaking the bottle or making a hole. Why? Answer: put a cork in the bottle.

16. A man standing on the balcony of the 20th floor fell down, but nothing happened. Why? Answer: falling indoors.

17. There is no water in the pit one meter wide and two meters deep. Why did someone accidentally fall in and suffocate? Answer: That's a cesspit.

18. Why did Qin Shihuang need so many terracotta warriors and horses to be buried with him? Answer: Prepare to launch a coup in the underworld.

19. Xiao Mo is the famous king of counterfeit famous brands. Why did he get away with it and gain both fame and fortune? Answer: He specializes in imitating other people's actions and voices on TV.

20. Cockroaches invited centipedes and geckos to their homes and found that there was no oil. The centipede wanted to buy it, but it didn't come back for a long time. What happened? Answer: The centipede still wears shoes at the door.

Classic brain teaser sharing

1. How to make a balloon that won't rise reach the highest point by hand? Answer: Let out the air and then throw the balloon into the sky.

2. How to keep the origami boat from being damaged by water? Answer: Put a layer of wax on the paper.

3. There are two chess players who played nine games a day and won the same number of times, but there was no draw. What happened? A: They didn't play nine games of chess.

4. What is the most famous in Hong Kong? Answer: Hong Kong foot.

5. What does Sleeping Beauty fear most? Answer: insomnia.

6. A swimmer swam across the English Channel. Everyone cheered him when he landed. But a Jew criticized him: "What did she say?" ? Answer: Don't you know there is a boat here?

7. One day I took a bus, and only 13 people bought tickets on the bus, and the conductor was indifferent to it. Suppose that people who have monthly tickets also buy tickets and have no children. Will this happen? Answer: There is only one passenger.

8. One evening, Mr. Gu went out of the company's office to visit some customers. When he came home, he suddenly found that the key was still in the office, and he forgot to take it out. But he walked quickly into the house. He didn't climb the wall, nor did he hide the spare key elsewhere. How did he get in? Answer: The house and the company are in the same building.

9. An egg dealer in Minneapolis put four eggs on the floor of an empty room. Then push the whole room with a big iron roller; None of the eggs were broken. That's why the answer: four eggs in four corners.

10. Sometimes, people without formal education can easily understand the problem. Please see: 1, 12, 1, 1, 2 ... What's the next number? A: The next step is to wait for the clock.

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12. Mr. Huang is very good at finding lost things, even the smallest things can be found. But once he lost something but couldn't find it at once, which was a headache! What did he lose? Answer: He lost his contact lens.

13. How can a black pen write a scarlet letter? Everyone knows that the word written is "red". However, without this method, how can I write in white? Answer: White characters are typos.

14. I ate: 3 pigs today; 3 cows; 5 sheep; Seven big fish, but soon they are hungry again! Q: Is this possible? Answer: Because you eat animal biscuits.

15. Xiao Liu is a good electrician, but the lamp he repaired today is broken. Why? Answer: There is a power outage today.

16. Xiao Jian asked Xiaokang, who is the king of beasts? Can you help him answer? Answer: the director of the zoo

17. What is the best way for a writer to write? Answer: Write from left to right.

18. What is the most logical explanation for "a good horse never looks back"? Answer: All the grass in the back has been eaten.

19. How can I drink all the wine at the bottom of a full glass of beer first? Answer: use a straw.

20. Apple employees always see the general manager bow his head when talking to the female secretary. Why? Answer: Because the general manager is too tall and the female secretary is too short.

Classic joke sharing

1, Aunt Liu went out to buy food early in the morning and fainted as soon as she got downstairs. . .

There is fog around. She complains about the bad weather and is hesitating to go. Suddenly, she heard a knock at the door, and Li Man, a blind man next door, came out in the thick fog.

Li: It's Aunt Liu, isn't it? Are you going to buy food?

Aunt Liu: I can't see clearly on a foggy day, so I'm hesitating.

Blind Li: Don't hesitate. Come with me. I am familiar with this road.

Aunt Liu was so happy that she rushed upstairs and shouted, Who else wants to buy food? Blind Li leads the way! !

2. US Emperor: We have B52.

China: We have smog.

Di Mei: We have a problem with precision radar!

China: We have smog.

U.S. Emperor: We have precision guided missiles!

China: We have smog.

U.S. Emperor thundered: We have the ability to make your city disappear from the map!

China: No, you didn't. We do.

Di Mei: What do you have? !

China: We have smog.

-Now I understand why the United States and Japan are so enthusiastic about helping China control smog. . .

3. I ordered a breakfast at a roadside shop and drank a hot drink, as if all the cells in my body were activated by the warm current. I can't help but praise: "I didn't expect your shop to be small, but the coffee is quite distinctive!" "

"This is milk, sir," the waiter said, patting the dust on his shoulder.

If you walk the dog, you can't see the dog. If you see the rope, you can't see your hands. The dog told me to leave.

5. The self-help plan of the Haze Office has been issued: 1. Personal therapy: eat radish and fungus. 2。 Family therapy: use an air purifier. 3。 Wealthy leisure therapy: go somewhere else. 4。 Local tyrant therapy: immigration. 5。 Universal cure: absorb it! Please choose the best scheme by yourself!