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On a business trip, just after leaving the station, an aunt came: "Young man, are you staying in a hotel?" I said, "No."My aunt immediately changed her ambiguous tone: "There is a little girl who is very beautiful." I was sweating like a pig and said, "There are no little girls." Aunt immediately changed her mouth: "Old maid, old maid also has it, it's cheaper." Sweat again and say, "I don't want a girl." Aunt was silent and whispered, "Well, there are boys!"

About a friend. Female, pure in appearance, small in heart bh~~ in the first person ~ ~ ~

One morning in high school, I got up late, so I took a taxi and took the passenger seat. The driver is a handsome boy in his twenties, Gaga.

Knock, knock, knock ... My brother's cell phone rang.

Brother: Yo, my girlfriend is on duty, sister. Come on, you take it, Doby.

Me: (slightly lowering my head shyly) Not good.

Brother: Ah, nothing. Woman, there is no pressure. I don't know if you are good. ...

Me: Then I'll answer ~ ~

..... Beep. ...

On the phone: Hey, honey. ...

Me: Yawn ~ Oh, what are you doing? I am still in bed. ...

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The car stumbled, braked on the side of the road ... grabbed the phone ...

Brother: Hey, hey, let me explain, hey, not … hey … that … hey! ~~(+﹏+)~

Beep ............... hangs up the phone.

My brother looked at me with a tangled face and burst into tears like a junior four. ...

I don't know, right? (╯ ╰) ╮

Once, because I had something to contact a classmate, but his number was not stored in my mobile phone, I sent a short message to another classmate who knew him very well, "Do you have XXX's phone number?" Then I waited patiently for a reply. After 5 minutes, I finally received a reply. I couldn't wait to open the short message and wrote a "yes". In desperation, I can only send a short message to this big brother again, "So, please tell me?" I waited another five minutes and received a reply. I can't wait to open it again, and the other two words are impressively written, "Good"!

I was very young. What about you? Are you old?