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What festival is 520? Wu Dalang (Iranians apologize for insulting the national football team)

What festival is 520? Dalang Wu

It is said on the Internet that Wu Dalang was poisoned on May 20th.

On May 20th, "520" means "I love you", which is a day for couples to express and show their love. Many people choose to register for marriage before today. However, there is a joke circulating on the Internet, saying that May 20 is the memorial day of Wu Dalang in the Water Margin, saying, "Dalang, it's time to take medicine!" The day you beat 520.

In order to prove that Wu Dalang was not poisoned on May 20th, someone made a special textual research and finally confirmed that Wu Dalang's death time was 1 in the early morning of January 22nd. Uncle He Jiu said, "I don't know why. Suddenly, on the 22nd of the first month, at home, I saw Wang Po in the teahouse calling the body of Wu Dalang, a villain. " This is a description of Wu Dalang being poisoned by Pan Jinlian, and Wang Po asked Uncle He Jiu to help collect it.

Internet Valentine's Day is a love festival in the information age, which is scheduled on May 20th and May 2nd1every year. This festival originated from the singer Mavis Fan's "digital love", in which "520" is compared to "I love you" and the close relationship between "I love you" and "online lovers" in the online songs of musician Wu Yulong, which makes 520 days special.

Iran apologizes for insulting the national football team.

On February 9th, 2006, 65438, China played against Iran in the quarterfinals of the Asian Games. In the 40th minute of the first half, Iranian Borhani dribbled the ball over Wang to form an empty net. However, he did not choose to shoot directly. Instead, I looked at Wang, who had been swung up, and slowly brought the ball to the goal until it was brought near the goal line. At this time, he even shocked his teammates behind him with a wave of his hand, indicating that he was gorgeous, and then easily pushed the ball into the goal.

World Cup Iran vs Ma Ning.

Beijing time1the evening of October 25th 165438, the second round of competition was held in Qatar 2022 B of the 2022 FIFA World Cup. The Welsh team that won the first match met Qatar. In the end, Iran scored two goals at the last minute, beating Wales 2-0, and immediately rushed to the top of the hot search list after the game.

In the final round of the group stage, Iran will face the United States. As long as Iran wins the game, they will get the right to qualify. Interestingly, China referee Ma Ning will appear in this "explosive" game. In this World Cup, Wales and Iran are in the same group, and the opponents in the same group also include England and the United States.

In the first round, the Welsh team finally shook hands with the American team 1- 1 with the penalty of the key figure Bell. This is the Welsh team's return to the World Cup after 64 years. Veteran Bell said in an interview that the primary goal of the team is to win the group qualification.

Since the first game ended in a draw and the second game was Iran, Wales needed a victory to advance to the knockout stage. After all, they still have to face their favorite England team in the final round of the group stage. The Welsh team is currently ranked 19 in the world. There is a gap between the overall strength and players' lineup and top teams such as Spain, England and Brazil, but Wales, which has star Bell, may make surprises at any time.

Looking forward to the game with Iran, Welsh coach Page said in an interview that the team's tactics against Iran have been arranged. However, at present, some players in the team are still tired and even cramped. This also left a hidden danger for this game.

Iran is currently ranked 20th in the world, keeping pace with Wales. Iran defeated England 2-6 in the first round. At the same time, the injury of the main goalkeeper Beranwande undoubtedly made the Iranian team worse. According to the media, due to the serious head injury, considering the health of the players, the Iranian coaching staff may not let Belanwande participate in the competition after this World Cup.

In the absence of the main goalkeeper, it is difficult for Iran to qualify for the group. So the match between Iran and Wales is very important for both teams. Whoever wins and gets all 3 points will take the initiative, and the loser is likely to be eliminated.

In this game, both sides sent all the main teams to play. The starting lineup in Wales includes Hennessy, Williams, Davis, Roberts, Ampadu, Wilson, Bell and Moore. The starting players of the Iranian team are Husseini, Safi, M'Hamdi, Borale Ganji, Rezaan, Afag, Golizadai, Norola, Taremi and Azmun.

Iranian fans cried while playing the national anthem, which deeply moved many people. After the opening, the Welsh team quickly launched an attack. Williams hit the door with a long shot, and the angle was off, so he failed to score. 15 minutes, the Welsh team made a return mistake, and the Iranian team's Gorizadai quickly counterattacked and scored successfully.

But after watching the replay, the referee decided that the ball was offside. In the end, in the first half of the game, both sides ended with 0-0. In the second half of the game, Iran continued to launch a crazy attack, but Wales' defense was excellent. Both sides shot many times in the restricted area and failed to score. At the last moment, the Iranian team scored two goals in a row and succeeded in winning the opponent.

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The real Pan Jinlian in history was born in Shuyuan, a famous family, and fell in love with her husband Wu Dalang after marriage.

We first learned that Pan Jinlian was from Four Great Classical Novels's Water Margin. In this book, Pan Jinlian's image is simply the worst. She slept with someone else and murdered her husband. Generally speaking, the goodness of human nature is not shown in Pan Jinlian. Because of this, many people also use Pan Jinlian's name as an adjective, which has made Pan Jinlian reviled by future generations for thousands of years.

People in Wujiana Village, Qinghe County, Hebei Province dig the ancient tomb of Wu Dalang. In the tomb, they found such an inscription: "Wu Gong dared not plant the word Tian Ling. When he was a child, he was called Dalang, but when he was old, he said Lao Si. Pan Shi, her husband's wife, is a famous Shu Yuan. Gong Zu lived in Jinyang County and was born in Yinwuding. Later, they moved to Kongsongzhuang in Qinghe County to settle down. My father died when he was young, and he relied on his mother to feed him, and his food and clothing were difficult. When you were young, you were smart. You liked poetry and books. Middle-aged scholars, officials worship seven products, promote advantages and eliminate disadvantages, be honest and fair, and the villagers gather to worship them. "

From this inscription, we can clearly see that Wu Dalang is actually an honest and honest official who loves the people as a son. He is not just a short man selling baked wheat cakes, as in the novel. Wu Dalang, formerly known as Wu Zhi, is from Wu Jia Village, Qinghe County. Although he comes from a poor family, he loves reading very much. He was a scholar in middle age, and later he made a seven-product county magistrate to benefit the official.

Pan Jinlian, a good girl and magistrate, lives in another village not far from Li Wujia village. Pan Jinlian was born in a noble family in Shu Yuan. He was trained in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting since childhood. She and Wu Zhi fell in love very much, and later got married, gave birth to four children and lived a very happy life.

In that case, why did Pan Jinlian become synonymous with slut in Shi Naian's book? So there is such a thing. In his early years, Wu Zhi was sponsored by his good friend Huang Tang. Wu Zhi always kept this matter in mind. Later, Huang Tang's family lost fire and burned the house clean. When Huang Tang learned that his friend Wu Zhi had become a county magistrate, he went to ask him for an official position.

Wu Zhi refused Huang Tang's request because he was an honest official and unwilling to seek personal gain. With a grudge, Huang Tang made up a scandal about Wu Zhi and his wife Pan Jinlian on the road and told the local bully Ximen Qing about it. There was a lot of noise along the way. When Huang Tang returned home, he found that his house had been repaired. His wife told him that it was his good friend Wu Zhi who did it.

Hearing this, Huang Tang felt very guilty when he thought of what he had done. He wanted to make up for it, but it had spread too widely, even to Shi Naian's ears. So he wrote the stories of Pan Jinlian, Wu Dalang and Ximen Qing in the book, and finally we got the story we are hearing now.

At that time, I'm afraid I didn't think that because of my momentary joy, it did great harm to Pan Guhe Pan Wusheng, so that for hundreds of years, Pan Wusheng and Pan Shi's family had never been married in qing he to avoid being accused.