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Zhang Xiaoluo’s Story of Playing Truant (Series)

(Episode 1) Escape from campus?

Zhang Xiaoluo whistled and went to school. Along the way, he saw the old man doing morning exercises in the park; he saw the uncle who insisted on running. ; also saw his companion Wang Xiaoshuo.

Zhang Xiaoluo reached out and greeted Wang Xiaoshuo: "Hi, Xiaoshuo, we met again. You see, I drew a legendary card yesterday."

" Wow, isn't this the legendary card I've been dreaming of? I've tried dozens of packs but haven't gotten it out yet." Wang Xiaoshuo cast an envious look at him.

"No, the boss was surprised. He even said he would buy this card for 50 yuan!"

"You are really good!"

After that, they He quickened his pace and entered the campus.

When he came to the class, his classmates had already started reading. He put down his heavy schoolbag, took out his book, and started reading aloud. At this time, Teacher Han walked up to the podium carrying his bag.

"Everyone, stop for a moment and hand out the papers for this exam first." Zhang Xiaoluo got the test papers with an uneasy mood. He first put the papers under the book and did not dare to look at the results. He clasped his hands and prayed to God to bless him. He took out the test paper and slowly opened his eyes. Sure enough, his hard work paid off and he scored his first 96 points this week! As the bell rang, the students were having fun.

As for Zhang Xiaoluo, he started fighting with his classmates while showing the card to them. "Haha, I will be the king from now on. With this card, I can win everything!" But this scene happened to be seen by his nemesis Wang Xiaofei, and she wanted to tell the teacher about it.

I don’t know who shouted: "The teacher is here!" The students immediately sat in their seats. The teacher walked onto the podium, and Wang Xiaofei, who was the monitor, also walked onto the podium, lying next to the teacher's ear and telling the teacher about the scene of Zhang Xiaoluo and several other male students playing cards after class. The teacher suddenly became angry and ordered them to take the cards to the podium. Zhang Xiaoluo couldn't bear it and hid the card. A regular card was handed in. Wang Xiaofei shouted: "Teacher, he has another one!" After that, he grabbed it and gave it to the teacher. The teacher's face turned green with anger: "Zhang Xiaoluo, Zhang Xiaoluo, why are you so ungrateful? Just after you got a good grade, you made a mistake! Do you want to go to heaven? Call the parents!" "You guys, don't gloat, I Parents will be notified as well!" Then he tore the card into pieces.

Zhang Xiaoluo's heart was bleeding: "It's so hard to get this card! Just tear it up if you ask? Why don't you cut off Wang Xiaofei's braids? Doesn't she often play with braids in class?" "The teacher just believed Wang Xiaofei's nonsense. And Wang Xiaofei, a big official, just like to care about me? No way! You tore up my card, I won't play with you anymore!"

He got more and more Wanting to get even more angry, he went to the back wall of the school while no one was looking, and stacked big rocks one on top of the other to increase the height until he could climb over the wall. I saw him flipping backwards, jumping onto the grass, and escaping the campus.

He said to himself: "It's all Wang Xiaofei's fault, otherwise I wouldn't have ended up like this." After saying that, he walked towards the park...?

? Second Wandering in the park

After Zhang Xiaoluo escaped from school, he felt very boring and ran to a beautiful park. There are countless big trees in the park, and the grass on the grass is in full bloom, which is much better than on campus.

? He sat on the stone bench, looking left and right. Suddenly, a little yellow dog ran in front of him. Zhang Xiaoluo couldn't help but think that he had been eaten by his neighbor Aunt Huang's dog last time. After his ham, he hates dogs. So he kicked the dog unceremoniously. The puppy got angry and barked "woof", attracting nearby stray dogs and barking at Zhang Xiaoluo. Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhang Xiaoluo ran away, and the puppies also chased after him.

Just like that, Zhang Xiaoluo kept walking, and the dog kept chasing him. Finally, before he could run away, he sat on the ground. When he saw a small forest dog next to him, he took a wooden stick and killed it. Zhang Xiaoluo accidentally threw him away. The dog looked at Bangbang and immediately chased Lin Feng. When Zhang Xiaoluo saw the opportunity, he ran away...

? Zhang Luo walked to a pile of sand again. , many children were playing with dirt there. One of the little fat guys was naughty and sprinkled dirt on other children, making them cry. He couldn't stand it, so he grabbed a handful of dirt with one hand and sprinkled it on the little fat man's head. The little fat man started crying. The fat mother was playing on her mobile phone. When she heard the crying, she sharply criticized Zhang Xiaoluo. Zhang Xiaoluo muttered: "I want to kick again."

"What? Kick again? Why are you so good?" The fat mother gave the order, and parents with children nearby gathered around come over. Everyone said something to each other, which made Ma Xiaoluo's head explode. I don’t know who made the move first. When the adults saw it, they rushed forward and rolled up their arms and sleeves to make a move. Finally, one parent kicked him out and plunged his head directly into the dirt pile, letting him eat it. A mouthful of mud...

Episode 3: Encountering a Bandit on the Road

? As soon as Zhang Xiaoluo came out of the park, someone covered his mouth. He thought it was Wang Xiaoshuo, so he pushed his head back hard, hit the man's chest, and stamped the man hard. The man let go of him and let out a cry. Zhang Xiaoluo looked up and saw that the man's face was covered with whiskers, and his fat eyes were shining with a cunning and fierce light. He waved the dagger in front of Zhang Xiaoluo: "Hey! Boy! Take out the money quickly!"

"You want money? No way! I also want to use money to buy all the photo cards of the Times Youth League. !" But he only dared to think about it, but he didn't dare to say it. Of course, that person would not give up, and at the same time he became very impatient. He carried Zhang Xiaoluo on his waist and flew to a big tree in a deserted village. Zhang Xiaoluo looked at this big man with arms as wide as two feet and a waist as thick as a bucket. Then he looked at himself, who looked like a twist, and felt that it was like an egg touching a rock - he was overestimating his abilities.

? The big man said: "I tell you I am not a robber, I am a gangster - Li Si!" Zhang Xiaoluo raised his head and shouted angrily: "I don't care whether you are a robber or a gangster. "Let me go!"

"Let you go," Li Si sneered, "I won't bear the pain to part with such a good prey! Take the money out now, or I won't be polite." .

Zhang Xiaoluo subconsciously covered his pocket and responded that there were three hundred taels of silver in this place. Li Si happened to see this action and took Zhang Xiaoluo's hand away. He took out the bag on Zhang Xiaoluo's body and robbed all the little change that Zhang Xiaoluo had. ?

? Zhang Xiaoluo shed tears of unwillingness.

Episode 4 ? Working Adventures

? At noon, Zhang Xiaoluo's stomach rumbled, and he realized that he was hungry. What to do if you are broke? It’s really hard for a penny to stump a heroic man!

? Zhang Xiaoluo turned his head, and a word appeared in his mind: part-time job. right! Just work! He secretly admired himself: So smart!

? Zhang Xiaoluo saw a recruitment advertisement that read: Recruiting warehouse managers, no academic qualifications required... He decided to give it a try. There was no age limit anyway.

? Zhang Xiaoluo followed the address on the recruitment advertisement and came to the agreed place. The boss saw Zhang Xiaoluo and asked kindly: "Child, are you here to apply?"

" Yes."

"Sorry, kid, we don't accept child labor. It's illegal."

"I'm not a child anymore, so I'm a teenager now. It’s not illegal for you to hire me.”

“Children, you understand wrongly. Bosses are not allowed to hire people under the age of 16, because that is hiring child labor.”

“Please. Please, boss, I don’t want money, as long as I have food!”

“Okay, come on!”

One bag after another! As the goods were being transported into the store, Zhang Xiaoluo was sweating profusely. How had he ever done this before? At home, his mother peeled the apples before he ate them.

After finishing his work, the boss gave him two steamed buns and a bottle of water. He ignored the bargaining and swallowed the steamed bun into his stomach like a storm.

Episode 5: Encountering a Ghost in the Cemetery

The long afternoon has begun. Most of the freshness of the morning has passed. Zhang Xiaoluo felt that he had nothing to do and decided to walk around. .

After walking, Zhang Xiaoluo came to the door of a large garden. Zhang Xiaoluo went in without even looking. I saw that it was filled with pines and cypresses, and there were rows of stone tablets. Behind the stone monument are small mounds covered with grass. Could it be, could it be a cemetery? Just as Zhang Xiaoluo was about to go in, a security guard glanced at him and said, "Kid, what are you going to do?"

? "..." Zhang Xiaoluo went on his way in a panic.

? However, this aroused Zhang Xiaoluo's curiosity. When the security guard was not paying attention, he sneaked in. As he walked, rows of tombstones appeared in front of him. Zhang Xiaoluo counted nine rows. This was nothing. Why didn't the security guard let me in? Zhang Xiaoluo said disapprovingly, and after walking for a while, Zhang Xiaoluo tripped on a stone and accidentally pushed down a tombstone. Zhang Xiaoluo shouted angrily: "You dare to trip me up with this broken stone?" ". After saying that, Zhang Xiaoluo picked up the stone and threw it in the distance. The stone seemed to hit something, and suddenly woke up a black figure. Zhang Xiaoluo saw the black figure walking towards him, and Zhang Xiaoluo howled loudly. , his hair stood on end, and he immediately ran towards the exit, shouting: "Help! Help! There is a ghost! "The security guard heard the sound and rushed over. He saw a dark figure. When he shined a light on it, it turned out to be an uncle. He accidentally fell asleep somewhere yesterday. The security guard was furious. You are so brave! If you come to the cemetery in the future, I will tell your parents. < /p>

? "Got it. "Zhang Xiaoluo rubbed his eyes sadly.

? Fortunately, there was no danger, but Zhang Xiaoluo swore that he would never enter the cemetery again!

Episode 6 Lost

? The sky gradually darkened, and the street lights turned on. The neon lights on both sides of the street flashed, dazzling Zhang Xiaoluo. It was absolutely impossible! Wouldn’t this make the teacher and classmates laugh out loud? How could Zhang Xiaoluo do something so ridiculous? But if he didn’t go home, where would he go?

Zhang Xiaoluo was walking aimlessly on the street, really hoping to meet an acquaintance. , and then he could be "naturally" discovered and sent home. Unfortunately, the street was bustling with unfamiliar faces. A cold wind blew, and he couldn't help but shudder, wrapped up his clothes tightly, and calmed down. Look, my God! Where did I go?

It turns out that he was just thinking about something and had walked a long way along the road without realizing it! There were only a few cars on the road. The car came over, and the white lights were so bright that it hurt his eyes. He looked around and saw that there was wilderness all around, and there was no human habitation at all. His sense of direction was poor, and he was frightened all day long. , and Monk Zhanger was at a loss.

Zhang Xiaoluo, you can’t give in! He told himself, closed his eyes and chose a path.

It was getting later and later, and the night was getting quieter. The stars in the night looked at the little boy curiously, wondering what he was going to do. When there was no more movement around, Zhang Xiaoluo did not dare to go any further. He stopped. Stopped.

? Oh, I'm so sorry, why didn't I choose a good road just now? Where does this road go? Is there a bad person ahead? , Zhang Xiaoluo's hair stood on end! The scene during the day was still vivid in his mind. An unknown bird flew by, and the bird made a strange "quacking" sound, which made his legs tremble.

I plucked up the courage and walked a little further, and there was a small wooden house on the roadside. The window of the small wooden house was closed tightly, and only the door seemed to have a gap. Do you want to go inside and hide? What should I do if there are bad guys or snakes? What's the point? One card doesn't seem to be that important. I can just get another one, because I'm always very lucky.

Pushing the door of the cabin gently, the door creaked open.

"Who?" came a man's voice from inside. Zhang Xiaolu's heart almost jumped out of his chest. "I...I..." he stammered, almost peeing his pants in panic.

"What are you doing here?" the voice asked again, his words full of majesty.

"I...I...I'm going home!"

"Going home? Are you mistaken? This is not your home!" The man snapped. He lit the lighter and the fire illuminated his face. Zhang Xiaoluo took a step back and saw Ding Qing, who had disheveled hair with a few straws in it. This is a bum!

"You...you...who are you?" Xiao Luo's heart was beating wildly, "Don't come over! If you come over, I'll call the police!"

"You still call the police? OK, let the police arrest me!" The man stood up with a smile and walked towards Zhang Daluo.

"No! No!" Zhang Xiaoluo shouted. He looked into the distance desperately, and suddenly, a beam of light appeared, and he ran out like a crazy rabbit...

? Episode 7 Returning from the Lost Way

Why am I like this I'm unlucky, I don't have a penny on me, but now I'm lost again. If I had known this, I shouldn't have skipped school. I won't live on the street forever and never see my dear mother, beloved teacher, and my good friend Zhang Wang Xiaoshuo, right? As Zhang Xiaoluo thought about it, tears flowed down his face.

Oh! Oops! It's raining! I have to find a place to cover myself from the rain quickly. Zhang Xiaoluo hurriedly ran towards the shops on the street, but because he was running so fast, he tripped over a small stone on the side of the road. He got up immediately and found that he was covered with mud and water. He cried. He was no longer afraid of others laughing at him: Teacher! I know I was wrong. I never dare to skip class again. Please, come and save me! I promise I will study hard and never be naughty again? I promise!

After Zhang Xiaolu shouted, as if God was responding to him, three lightning bolts flashed in the sky. Zhang Xiaoluo was already soaked. He squatted on the side of the road in despair, looking at the vehicles coming and going on the road, looking very embarrassed. At this moment, police sirens were heard in the distance, and a middle-aged woman got out of the police car. Zhang Xiaoluo recognized her mother at a glance! Mother! It's mom! "Mom, I'm Zhang Xiaoluo!" When her mother saw Zhang Xiaoluo, she took two steps and ran towards Zhang Xiaoluo.

"Xiao Luo! Xiao Luo! It's really you! I scared mom to death. Where have you gone?" Mom hugged Zhang Xiaoluo.

"Mom, I..." Zhang Xiaoluo was so ashamed that he didn't know what to say.

In this way, Zhang Xiaoge returned home as he wished.

When he got home, his father, sister and brother hugged him and asked him: "Are you okay? You are all wet. Come and wipe the water off your body."

"Where are you running? You scared me to death. Let me see if my sister is injured?"

Zhang Xiaoluo was very happy, as if he had not experienced such a scene for a long time. While drinking the sweet rice-treasure porridge, he thought: When he talks about himself later, he still needs to brag as necessary...