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If you can make a girl happy in one minute.
1, a tear, pure and transparent. A kind and beautiful heart. I am willing to exchange my tears for your sincere heart! There is no reason, because I am really in love with you! I am sure that from now on, in the future, you are my only love, and I also know that in this changeable world, you will be the constant love. 3. At the end of work, a watermelon vendor on the roadside shouted: Look! Take a look! Don't miss it when passing by! It's cooked, it's sweet! Don't charge if you are not familiar with it! I walked over and looked at the stall owner. I really didn't know him. I picked up two watermelons and left. Behind the illusory network is a sincere beating heart. I know we can't, but I still want you to know that I love you. I love you, not afraid that the whole world will know. 5. When I miss you, you are in my heart! When I miss you, you are by my side! No matter how far apart we are, I will still think of you! Thinking of you! Love You! Baby! Forever, ever, ever. 6, the east wind with catkins across the cheek, just like you gently snuggle in my arms. Elegant body fragrance with love words makes charm and romance float down. Whisper, whisper, I want you to be happy. 7. When I was in elementary school, I found a wallet on the road and gave it to the owner. The shopkeeper asked, What's your name? I will let your school praise you! I said: My name is Hong. The master said: What a good boy, do good without leaving a name. 8. Our love is like this candle. It was a burning and condensed tear, beautiful and cruel. No one knows how long this candle will burn, but I'm afraid love can't wait to meet. 9. The above are warm words about making girls happy and stories about making girls happy in one minute. As long as you learn to make girls happy, I believe the goddess you want to chase can catch up with you, and we will get along very sweetly and happily in the future. 10 I condensed you into amber, hung it on my chest devoutly, and traveled all over Qian Shan, afraid to look down for fear of breaking your Millennium dream and mine. 1 1, it's no use talking more, I just like you. I feel empty when I can't see you for a day. Sometimes my words don't sound good and my face doesn't look good, but I really love you. I am satisfied to have you in my life. 12, wife: Thank you for every meal and dress you cooked for me. You know, the real feelings are only those that can stand the dull time! 13. If I can fly, I just want to fly to my dream. I can see your sweet smile and smell your hair. Only you and I can share happiness. 14, the teacher asked: If there is a god who can spill things in the sky, what do the students want to spill most? If you make girls happy in one minute, 2 1. As long as you are connected, the horizon is close at hand. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will flow through your fingers one day. I am very happy to grow up with you! Dear friend, I wish you happiness forever. Let me make you a cup of tea with my own hands, add a piece of rock sugar, and then inject a cavity of enthusiasm to dissolve my love into the tea bit by bit. Do you think that I am poor, humble, short, and without charm, I have no soul and no heart? You think wrong. My soul is as rich as you, and my heart is as rich as you. We stand at God's feet, and we are equal! I love you (I want to say I love you). Men give presents to their girlfriends on special days, but they don't say anything on other days of the year. So you might as well say "I love you" often to surprise a woman and let her know that you often miss her. Knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I am willing to be with you forever! 6. My heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you all the time, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you. 7. I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God. 8. May every meteor in the sky shine for you. 9, a persistent, two sincere, mixed with three confused, four pity, plus five money tears, six two tenderness, with seven cups of romance, with eight points of love for fire, nine tests, boil into a perfect fruit. 10, if you want to make a girl happy, you must make her feel real and not lie to her. Women like to have a man they can rely on and trust. It's simple to make her fall in love with you, that is, you have to fall in love with her first, then you will pay. Secondly, to make a girl happy depends on whether you are romantic or not. If you are romantic, make her satisfied with your lifestyle! If you keep a low profile, let her come into your life, let her see your plain face, and let her feel your happiness with your heart! Here are some words to make girls happy. I hope they can help you. 1 1, what you see is the real me! Never-ending touching! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings! 13, love is fate, love is touching, love is habit, love is tolerance, love is sacrifice, love is understanding, and love is a lifelong commitment. 14. If you love a girl, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness than to give her up for her happiness. 15. Watch the fallen flowers in my dream, taste delicious lobster sauce, listen to a teenager's story, feel someone else's diary, report a visit, pour some water, express my feelings and say hello. Send a message to say hello! 16, I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, illuminating my life forever. 17, as long as I am with you, I don't care how much I have to pay. 18. Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you. 19, I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly. 20. The closed heart is finally opened by you, and only a small space can accommodate you. I only have you in my heart, because there is no room for the second person. Without love, people are like grass without sunshine and will eventually decline; Without love, people are like a lake that stirs up a thousand waves, extremely lonely and calm! People need love, please give me your warmest love! 2 1. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement, and let me face it firmly. Thank you! 22, all sentient beings, every day is a holiday. A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a love for life! Nothing special, just want to hear your voice. 24. There is a kind of spirit called luck, which can make you turn luck into luck. There is a spirit called Fubao, which can make you worry-free and safe all your life. Now I give them to you and let them stay with you forever! I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together. 26. I want you to taste the coffee I just made, just like our friendship, but the long distance can lengthen simple wishes. I want to let the rich aroma carry long thoughts and greet you from a distance. 27. The wind and rain are relentless, and people miss you constantly. Although it is not common, they will send you messages and turn chat time into a bridge. I wish you a good sleep every day and smile after reading the message. 28. Looking at you with a smile, I suddenly realized that I am really the happiest person in the world. 29. If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake! 30. Time can't put out the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, forever. If one minute makes girls happy, 3 1. Do you want to marry me in this life or in the next? 2. Want to leave me? Save it. It is out of the question. You are the only difference between this world and me. As long as I have you, I can do it in the future. Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you. Give me a minute, I'll wash my hair before I love you. 6. If you like, I will accompany you every minute of your life. 7. If you want something, if I have it, I will give it to you. I can't promise that I will make you happy, but I will be the happiest person in the world. 9. No dress fits like your love, and no decoration is as charming as your love. 10, you are not the best, but you are better than anything. 1 1. Come with me and you will be happy. One day, your name will appear in my household registration book. 12, I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop it! 13, why is it so cute to eat? Have you been trained? 14, when a woman cries, a man loses. 15, we want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, I want to be a pig in the same circle! 16, I like you, I love you, what's it to you? 17, tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you! 18, and I will accompany you to the market every day. 19, love my family discount, free all year round! 20. None of you can bully her, only I can! 2 1. Good morning, good afternoon and good night. You don't know I'm uneasy without you. 22. Didn't you say that your premier can punt in his stomach? Don't care. You don't have to worry about whether we are suitable or not. I am versatile. 24. I love you because it is a disease, and the doctor says it is a terminal disease. 25, I want to give you happiness, others I don't trust. You wait, one day you will be my son's mother! 27. The world is like a giant doll machine. I stand outside and just want to get you. 28. At the moment I met you, all my luck ran out. At this moment, my life was ruined. 29. Dear, you said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, and it looked painful just because I loved you. 30. I spent all my luck meeting you, and I have no chance to get multiple-choice questions again. 3 1. Being with you is a very happy thing, but I don't want to give anyone a chance. This opportunity is mine.
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