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1. You are different, you are my next life. 2. You don’t have to worry about whether we are compatible, I am versatile. 3. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for marriage. 4. The way you eat is so cute. Have you practiced? 5. I want to taste you bit by bit starting from my fingertips. 6. Based on your appearance, you can only get top three in a beauty pageant. 7. Just thinking about talking to you makes me laugh like an idiot. 8. The hardest thing in the world is probably seeing you unable to bear it. 9. You are a liar because you are much more beautiful than you appear in the photo. 10. I want to crawl into your ear and whisper love words on a rainy evening. 11. Regardless of this life or the next life, all I want is you. 12. I found out that you are a photo scammer because you look much better in person than in the photos. 13. Is your blood type square? Otherwise, why do you look so straight? 14. I must have eaten too much salt, otherwise I would miss you all the time. 15. I found out that you are a photo scammer because you look much better in person than in the photos. 16. When I think about spending the rest of my life with you, I am full of expectations for the rest of my life. 17. I don’t want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be your perfect ending. 18. You were in my heart when you were thin, but then you became fat and you were stuck in there and couldn’t get out. 19. I want to roll around in the Milky Way and confess my love with stars on my skirt. 20. Maybe I am the lucky one in the legend, and I met you in the vast sea of ??people. How to chat with girls 2 1. If there is anything you don’t like about me, please overcome it yourself. 2. Little sister, there is something on your lip, could you please let me wipe it off with my mouth? 3. I heard that the girl manages the family well, and I would like to hear the details for the rest of my life. 4. I want to be a man like stinky tofu, smelling stinky and eating delicious food. This is called connotation. 5. I don’t want to complain about life anymore, I want to hug you. 6. There are rumors recently that I want to kiss you. I want to clarify that it is not a rumor. 7. Show me your hand. Hey, you are missing me in your life! 8. When you get old and can’t walk anymore, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day and let you watch me dance with other old women. 9. I never dare I ask you what kind of boys you like, because I'm afraid you will say you like someone like me. (High EQ chat dialogue) 10. When you encounter unlucky things in life, don’t be depressed, cheer up. You have to believe that more unlucky things are yet to come. How to chat with girls 3. 1. The routine of responding to girls’ requests. Girl: Can you do me a favor? Man: Let me try, maybe I can help more and more! If a girl asks you for help, it proves that she likes you, or at least she trusts you. So at this time, boys must know how to agree to the girl's request, instead of just agreeing to everything. We need to know that we are not omnipotent after all, and the girl's request may not necessarily be able to be fulfilled. Therefore, if you talk too much at this time, if you cannot do it, it will cause the girl's resentment. We might as well use a flirting routine to deal with this situation. If a girl says: Can you do me a favor? The boy said: Let me try, maybe I can help more and more. Saying this not only agreed to the girl's request, but also didn't say too much. No matter whether I can do it or not in the future, the girl will not be angry. Do you understand? In fact, the most difficult thing about chasing girls, flirting with girls, and picking up girls is to find topics for chatting. If you don’t know how to find topics for chatting, you won’t be able to talk to girls, and you won’t be able to open the emotional lock of girls. I used to be a bit stupid and didn't know how to talk and how to please girls. Later, I found a book on the Internet that specifically teaches people how to chat and seduce girls, called "The Divine Cat in Love". There are a lot of heart-wrenching words in it, and many practical techniques for flirting with girls. After reading it, I realized that chatting can be so simple. I just copied the words in the book, and I dated 3 girls in one week, and I won two of them that were beautiful. It really worked! 2. Ways to respond to girls’ questions Girl: How tall are you? Male: I didn’t expect you to be interested in my body? Boys should remember one thing. If you want a girl to be attracted to you, don't answer the girl's questions directly. You should take the usual route when answering the girl's questions. Only in this way can the girl be impressed by you and feel that you are related to you. Different.
If a girl asks you: How tall are you? The boy said: I didn’t expect you to be interested in my body? Replying to a girl like this is much better than telling her your height directly. The girl will find it very challenging after hearing what you say. Do you understand? 3. Tricks for facing girls’ doubts Girl: I realize how good you are! Male: Men are not bad, but women don’t love them, right? If a girl says bad things about you, then the boy might as well respond with a cheating technique to flirt with the girl. This will successfully resolve the girl's doubts about you. It can also make her fall in love with you unconsciously. If a girl says: I found out how good you are! Boys can say: Men are not bad, but women don’t love them, right? Do you want to express that you like me very much? If you respond to a girl's question with this cheating technique, the girl will find you more challenging. Girls just like this kind of "naughty" boys, do you understand? 4. Ways to respond to girls’ questions Girl: Do you have a crush on me? Male: If you want to express your love, just say it directly. It’s not good to beat around the bush like this! Flirting routines, dialogue sentences, question-and-answer chatting techniques. Sometimes girls will see through a boy's pursuit of a girl. At this time, the girl may ask you directly. If the boy admits it, it will make the girl feel that this love is It comes too easily and is not cherished. Therefore, boys might as well use an anti-customer approach to flirt with girls, so that they can win the hearts and likes of girls. If a girl says: Do you have a crush on me? The boy can answer: If you want to confess, just say it directly. It is not good to beat around the bush like this! Such anti-client flirting routines and techniques will turn girls into having a crush on you. This will more easily arouse girls' interest and likes, making them feel that you are a boy with high emotional intelligence who can handle useless tests. Do you understand?
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