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The most popular in the circle of friends in 2019, incisive and connotative, people are full of praise!

1. When life has such big events as birth, old age, illness and death, you will realize that all the sadness you felt in the middle of the night was bullshit!

2. If you have power, your ears are full of sweet words; if you have no money or power, you are surrounded by perfunctory prevarications. Just listen to other people's sweet words; just smile at other people's flattery.

3. No matter how uncomfortable it is, life must continue. This is the reality. There is no mercy at all. If you don’t fight, you will lose.

4. Don’t always wrong yourself just to accommodate others. There are few people in this world who are worthy of you always bending down. If you bend over for a long time, people will only get used to your low posture, and you will become less and less important.

5. There is no right or wrong in this society, only strong and weak. If you are good, people will fawn over you, but if you are not good, even dogs will step on you.

6. 80% of the pain in life comes from going to work, but I know that if I don’t go to work, 100% of the pain will come from having no money; so I choose between going to work and having no money. .

7. If you don’t have money, what can you do to protect your family ties, stabilize your love, and connect your friendships. Just say it by mouth? Stop making trouble, everyone is very busy!

8. If you have money, get things done! No money, do a good job! Snakes don't know they're poisonous, and people don't know they're wrong. Your kindness is like a piece of candy to others, it is gone after you eat it. And your badness is like a scar that will exist forever. This is human nature!

9. Remember, you can cry and hate, but you can’t be strong. You have to work really hard because there's a bunch of people behind you waiting to see your joke. Even if you are shot while lying down, your posture must be beautiful!

10. No one cares how you cry in the middle of the night, and no one cares how many autumns you have tossing and turning. Outsiders only look at the results and support the process alone. When we all understand this truth, we will no longer be pretentious in front of others and talk around to seek comfort.

11. No one will pay for your future. You either work hard to climb up, or you rot in the mire at the bottom of society. This is life.

12. In the past, drinking and singing were called class. Nowadays, I live a low-key life, work hard to make money, and spend more time with my family, which is called reliable. No matter how good you are or how rich you are, doing things that match your age is called responsibility!

13. Don’t talk your heart out to a random person when you meet him. To you, he is a friend, but to him, you are just a fool who speaks freely.

14. You leave your character to the constellations, your actions to your dreams, your future to the koi, and then say to yourself: You have heard many truths, but you still can’t live a good life. Then it’s normal for you to have a bad life.

15. Working hard is not to impress anyone, nor to impress anyone, but to give yourself the ability to jump out of the circle you hate at any time and have the right to choose.

16. No one should understand you, so you have to understand yourself. This world will not favor anyone who gets something for nothing, and of course it will not let down everyone who works silently! Time is the best proof.

Seventeen. In junior high school, you cry, and the whole class comes around to ask you what's wrong; in high school, when you are sad, a few best friends touch you and tell you that we are still there, it doesn't matter; in college, no one cares about you how. If you work, people will only think that your acting skills are great. In fact, growth means forcing you to be strong alone.

18. No matter how bad your mood is, don’t write it on your face, because no one likes to see it; no matter how poor you are, don’t talk about it, because no one will give you money for no reason; no matter how tiring you are at work, Don't complain, because no one can do it for you unconditionally; no matter how hard life is, don't lose faith, because good things will come tomorrow; no matter how bad your character is, you must be filial to your parents, because you will grow old one day.

19. When you start talking about me behind my back, you have already lost. You treat me as a topic of discussion, but I think you are not worth mentioning.

20. If you are in a bad mood, listen to less sad songs. When you are hungry, find food by yourself. If you are afraid of the dark, turn on the light. If you want, make your own money to buy it. Even if life gives you all kinds of obstacles, There is no need to use pretense to magnify one's difficulties. The reality is so cruel, how can one pretend to be innocent.

Don't pay too much attention to things that you can't change. Try to learn to give up if you can't keep people. Try your best to heal yourself if your heart is hurt. Except for life and death, it's all trivial. Don't embarrass yourself. Editor: Love always makes people blush first, and then their eyes. Editor: Speak with caution, play with moderation, do things with more than enough, and speak with ethics. Editor: You can't prevent floods, but you can build an ark

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The book says that they have high morale, profound thoughts, high talents, and high integrity, which makes people admire and praise them. , life and death, letting these dead people float in the sky is not earthly at all, forgetting that they were once mortals who ate all kinds of grains, had seven emotions and six desires, wanted to be jealous, wanted to have sex with women, and were troubled by things like housing, money, food, men and women, never thought that one day they would be taken from them by someone with intentions. Therefore, the Eight-Eight Bagua was pulled out from the pile of paper. This is a story for later. ----Li Shu "Little Years of Mountains and Rivers"

I have had a dream since I was a child, dreaming of becoming an astronaut and traveling around space, so I always like to take the subway. Whenever it roars in the dark tunnel with its roar approaching the speed of light, I always feel that I am traveling through Gargantua, 10 billion light-years away from the earth. It is so cool! It will be even better if you think about it wildly and float! If you want to delay aging, you will be even more complimented!

The twenty-four filial piety, the first wife should accompany her all night when she has insomnia, help count the sheep, and must not dream of the Duke of Zhou; the second wife must provide methods for beauty treatment, try the method by herself, and must not laugh; the third wife must sing When the fourth wife is angry, she must kneel down and beg for mercy, and beg for mercy, and must not ignore her; when the fifth wife is scolding her, she must let him be ravaged by her, thank the Lord for his kindness, and must not If there is a behavior of fighting back and staring; the sixth wife should measure the water temperature when taking a bath, scratch and rub her back, and should not engage in selfish behaviors; the seventh wife should be brave enough to pay when spending money, encourage more, and should not behave unwillingly; the eighth wife should When cooking, you should be full of praise, eat a few more bowls, and don't be picky about food. When the ninth wife goes to bed, she should be fanned in the hot summer and warm in the cold winter. She should not snore and snatch the quilt. When the tenth wife gives money, she should keep her mouth shut. Be grateful with tears, live frugally, and do not engage in extravagant and wasteful behaviors; 11. When your wife is bored, you should perform hard, wear colorful clothes to entertain your relatives, and do not engage in indifferent behaviors ---- Ye Qingge "The Cute Concubine" < /p>

When she entered the palace, she was just a palace maid. She got up early and worked late every day, and was indispensable for her master's criticism. Like everyone else, she longed to fly up a branch and become a phoenix. She met him that day. She didn't know that he had built the stage for his beloved concubine, so she danced on it. When he saw someone here, he came over. She thought he was going to be furious, but who He gently caressed her face and said she was so beautiful. She bowed her head shyly, and he said that her shy look made all the flowers feel ashamed. He favored her, but he didn't want to forget her. She was pregnant with a dragonborn, but no one cared. He rides Hexi to the west, and his queen dominates. My sister’s face is really pretty, no wonder Emperor Daxing was full of praises. The Queen's hand touched her chin. How can a younger sister be considered good-looking in front of her elder sister? If her elder sister doesn't like her, why should she be so pretty? She touched the hosta with her hand and drew a scar on her face. The queen smiled: "What are you doing, sister? Just follow your son into his land." ----Bo Ji

Just listening to the compliments and greetings, just when everyone was full of praise and admiration, Mu Qingyuan smiled uninhibitedly, accompanied by the clear breeze and bright moon, as if he was independent In the world of mortals, vulgarity does not touch the body. Qin Shenzhi pushed aside the crowd of compliments and bowed to Mu Qingyuan. Brother Mu was excellent in literary talent. It was said that he could write a poem in five steps, which was even better than that of Cao Zijian in the Three Kingdoms. My younger brother showed his embarrassment and was willing to make this green and white brick to attract the clear white jade. , please feel free to enlighten me. Mu Qingyuan waved his folding fan and shook it gently in his hand. The white fan was decorated with black magnolias. It was elegant and elegant, and stood out. He saw the phoenix eyes twinkling, and he took a step forward and said: "Yan Temple Evening Bell." The ringing bell of an ancient temple is superficial; the evening bell of a smokey temple has a refined artistic conception. Who is higher and who is lower is instantly clear. Good question, Brother Mu! He is worthy of being a talented scholar from Xiangzhou. He speaks well and has great literary talent! I am amazed. Mu Qingyuan smiled wildly and drank the remaining wine in his hand in one gulp. His steps were staggering but he had his own way. The hall was filled with three thousand guests, and fourteen states were frosty with one sword.

----Chongqing people's "Rouge Tears"

Quiet and solemn, this is an eternal state. When evaluating ancient Greek art, the aesthetic master Winkelmann said: Just like the waves on the surface of the sea, , but the depth is always still. The images created by Greek artists reflect noble simplicity and quiet greatness even in a violent emotion. The most typical one is the sculpture Laocoon, which Lessing praised highly. The hero Laocoon, surrounded by sea snakes, maintained a calm and resolute look even in the most painful time. In Laoco?n, we see the unshakable greatness of man, and it is these inner peace that overcome the sufferings of the world. ----"Blog Excerpt"

Being a person that everyone praises is not an easy thing. Someone really met their expectations, which is even more uncomfortable. It really makes me want to vomit, knowing that it is pure hypocrisy, vicious hypocrisy, and arrogant self-satisfaction, but continuing to conform to everyone's expectations. I don’t know who it is, asking me to stop sacrificing myself. What nonsense is that? To satisfy everyone's expectations and not to hurt anyone is true self-sacrifice

Every teacher who taught him was full of praise for him and could all attribute his reason for studying in the United States. to oneself. For example, the politics teacher said that she helped him establish correct values ??in life, and the English teacher said that he was able to gain a foothold in the United States because of her good English teaching. It was only after a long time that we found out that the boy went to the Golden Triangle to sell drugs after graduation. After being caught, he escaped and fled to the United States. He has never been heard from again, has no idea of ??life and death, and will never come back.

The contract table spoke in unison with a tacit understanding. He won the teacher's praise, appreciated the ambiguous eyes of his classmates, and received her somewhat sad look

While picking hibiscus in the pond, I suddenly realized that this was not the case. If you have the virtue of enjoying life, you should not adopt it. However, when the lotus root is taken from its place, it has a strong and fragrant flavor, and you will be full of praise for eating it. Uncle Zhou Mao praised it highly because it emerged from the mud without being stained, and washed the clear ripples without being demonized. The lotus is like this, think about its depth. It can be used for both oaths and food. We and you are also living beings. We only exist in the world. We take these living beings to eat and preserve them. If you think of animals and pity them, why not pity plants and nourish them. It gives you life. Think of all things and respect all things. Do not regard thinking as superior. Think of yourself and think of it. Much to think about. I paddled back. Ye Xiao

Don’t read books casually. Reading a book should be like falling in love. Meet each other first, and then get to know each other if you have a good impression. Let the world presented to you in the book be in your mind. It is so exciting that you will be full of praise after reading it. This kind of book is the other self deep in your heart that you have never discovered.

Travel Notes on the West Sea 2 After walking for two or three miles, I encountered twists and turns and snakes, quietly melancholy and deep. As I went deeper, the terrain became more dangerous, but I was so excited that I forgot to return. It's almost dusk, the mist is thick and thick, the setting sun is shining slantingly, the breeze is blowing, and the clouds are billowing, connecting the sky and the earth, changing and changing, endlessly. When my friends first saw the magnificent scenery, they were full of praise and could not express it in words. Entering the trail and passing the dangerous line of sky, you will suddenly become enlightened. Standing on the railing and looking at it, you can see the thousands of tall walls, the peaks are covered with green, the mountains are like dyeing, the rows of pines are like flags, continuous, like barriers and screens, and you can have a panoramic view of mountains and rivers thousands of miles away. The annoyance in my chest is gone, I am filled with generosity, and my spirits are high. However, looking at it for a long time makes me sad, and I feel that time is fleeting, and this scene does not last forever. In the red sunset, there are few people, walking back leisurely, I will remember it when I return.

Times always move forward with you. No matter how much you like Nokia, you will always use Apple; no matter how much you like film, you will always use digital; many people miss old cars. After playing with the classics and charm of the car, you will be full of praise, and then drive the new car home to live your life. ----Han Han's "Life as I Understand" A girl's personality that makes people praise her (55 sentences)

A girl's personality that makes people praise her Chapter 1

1. It’s not too demanding to ask someone who loves you and loves you back

2. Our story is not a beautiful experience, but it is so profound that it is hard to let go but we are eager to continue pursuing

3. Does the word happiness exist between us

4. When we miss the promise, do we remember the promise we made

5. Have you ever loved someone so much that you lost your true self

6. Don’t take my tolerance of you as a reason for you to be more violent.

7. The pain of being a woman: When she has a physical relationship with the man she loves, she will naturally regard this relationship as forever, but men can be different. They may just think that it is another interpretation of a way of survival.

8. You will always have him in your heart, but my heart will always hurt.

9. We always complain that happiness comes too late, but we don’t know what you want in front of you

10.﹏Trust does not mean that there is no misunderstanding, but that you will always give the other party Opportunity for misunderstandings to be clarified.

11. After being deeply wounded by love, you will miss the innocence of your childhood.

12. Some people say: The person you can still see when you close your eyes is the person you love the most.

13. I just feel tired and thought that I would be fine if I fell asleep.

14. Sun Moon Lake is the tears of the sun and the moon that fall in love but are always missed.

15. When my sister’s hair reaches her waist, she will pretend to be a ghost to scare you, and then she will trip you to death.

16. If this difficulty cannot trouble you, then you are a strong person in life

17. Regardless of tomorrow or the future, I only know my love for you at this moment

18. I just feel like I am void for one second and pure white for another second. Part 2 of the amazing personality of girls

19. After waking up from the dream, I am still piecing together your broken heart

20. When I hear a song Once a song suits your current situation, you will listen to it and listen to it over and over again.

21. You don’t understand your place in my heart

22. I like to leave my mark on you, but I never remember that you have never belonged to me... ...If one day I no longer like you, will my life be as decadent and decadent as before... Me

23. I am used to feeling uncomfortable, used to missing you, used to waiting for you, but I have never gotten used to it. Can't see you.

24. The farthest distance in life is not between life and death, but when I look at you tenderly, but you don’t know the call of love for you in my eyes...

25 .I can’t keep up with anyone else’s footsteps,

26. I’m sorry, I’m tired of squatting down and crying alone, and I don’t want to hear any more comfort.

27. How could I fall in love with you? I’m asking myself, I can give up anything but it’s hard to leave today. Maybe you never thought that my heart will hurt. If this is a dream, I would like to be drunk forever. Wish to wake up.

28. What qualifications do you have to run rampant in my world

29. From the day you left, I have been looking for our happiness

30. We are like two distant planets, moving in different orbits and living alone.

31. If, if. They are just excuses to deceive themselves and others.

32. Recall the past and never forget the painful lovesickness

33. If you had seen your place in other people's hearts earlier, you wouldn't be so painful now.

34. I don’t need any reason to like you; if I don’t like you, everything is a reason

35. The kind of person who sublimates us and gives us strength with beautiful feelings and thoughts Love can be regarded as a noble passion; but love that makes us selfish, timid, and leads us to blind and instinctive despicable behaviors should be regarded as an evil passion. ——George Sand

36. If I let go, you will be happy. Part 3 of the personality of girls who are full of praise

37. I want to have a love, a love that cannot be beaten away or scolded away.

38. You just walked away, and even the red light couldn’t stop you.

39. I think I can hold back my sadness and pretend that my life has never been without you

40. Deception is more deadly than poison, more choking than falling into the sea, more destructive than falling off a cliff@

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41. Can’t forget, I know I can’t but I still miss it.

42. Love in this era is like 52% liquor. Drinking too much will make you drunk and hurt your stomach. Most of the time you have to be awake to count the scars. Love in previous years is like pure water, not as strong. The color and taste are delicious, but drinking will quench your thirst and nourish you to your soul...

43. Love is not a warm treat to dinner

44. Days without your advice, My ears always feel like I'm missing. I didn't expect that I keep looking for it, but I keep missing it.

45. How reluctant I am to leave you so much that I miss you so much.

46. Girls are most easily moved by simple words when they are vulnerable, right?

47. People are most likely to fall in love with others when they are lonely

48. My principle is: I will not offend others unless they offend me; if someone offends me, I will get angry!

49. The time when you cannot say goodbye is not happy or sad.

50. Please stop emphasizing your happiness. When you are tired, just come back to me, okay?

51. Don’t be so hypocritical and think that you loved me the most, but you didn’t leave me in the end

52. As we walked, we dispersed, and the memories faded; look As I watched, I felt tired and the starlight dimmed; as I listened, I woke up and began to complain; when I turned around, I found you were gone, and suddenly I was confused

53. I will never I will waste every second I can spend with you

54. You ruthlessly let me go when I need you most.

55. Thank you for loving me and being willing to forgive me for deceiving you and for hurting you. The sentences that touch the heart of reality are so simple and insightful that they are full of praise

1. Reality has been scolded, but it is indeed called reality. But being scolded by reality is called unrealistic.

2. You are unlucky and your fate is unfair when you encounter it = let you recognize the reality

3. I used to be like this now. I didn’t look at it for a while and stayed by myself. With. Face what needs to be faced and digest what needs to be digested. Don’t run away or complain, accept whatever happens.

4. I always feel that I am a very realistic person, and many things in my life are just dispensable. But even so, I still have to admit that for me, having some things is far better than not having them.

5. For me, this world is still there, even if it has died in reality. It's still there because I made a vow to it. That's all I can say.

6. Literature is art married to thought, making reality a pure and flawless reality.

7. Ideal and reality. In fact, I chose the ideal. The ideal is for reality, and it is unrealistic because it is too realistic!

8. You may argue that reality does not have to be interesting. My answer is that reality does not have to bear the obligation to be interesting, but it cannot help people make assumptions.

9. The dream is too beautiful, I want to believe it is reality; the reality is too bitter, I want it to be just a dream.

10. The difference between various realities is that it was so realistic once and is just as realistic now, but in the end, nothing has been realized.

11. All resistance to reality makes reality more realistic when it fails, and turns into reality when it succeeds.

12. Fantasy and reality are not important now. Reality has become reality at this time, fantasy will never become reality after all.

13. It is a fact that people cannot please people if they are not fed enough, snakes are not warm, and wolves are not cooked well. This is a fact. If you have money, there are a bunch of dogs behind you. If you don’t have money, it’s hard to raise your head when you’re walking. When you’re prosperous, everyone surrounds you, but when you’re down and out, there’s no one around. This is called reality.

14. There is not only reality, but also realization. Turning reality into realization is a kind of ability, turning realization into reality is a kind of degradation.

15. What you have to do now is to turn your ideas into reality, because there is no better friend than knowledge, and it will never go far or fly high. Find a better self through the process.

16. The reality is already very realistic, can we not be so realistic!

17. Many people think they are promoting a just thing, but in fact they are of no use at all. It can't even be said in reality.

18. There are no ifs or assumptions in reality. Reality is reality.

19. Reality is reality, so why care about whether it is reality or not.

20. What is cruel is not reality, but your unrealistic expectations for reality.

21. Why should you work hard? Life is too realistic.

22. We are not realistic because of reality, because we are realistic enough.

23. This society is very realistic. To deal with real people, we should not use realistic methods, but very realistic means.

24. Reality is reality. No matter how optimistic you are, reality will not change.

25. There are dreams in reality, and there is reality in dreams, but reality cannot tolerate dreams, and dreams do not like reality.

26. It is not illusion that covers reality. But reality is covering up the fact that there is no reality.

27. Accepting reality does not mean agreeing with reality or agreeing with reality. It means that reality is difficult to change and cannot be changed.

28. Romantic things are inherently unrealistic. It is because they are unrealistic that they are romantic.

29. I don’t like to face cruel reality, but I have to struggle in reality.

30. Yes, your delusions will become reality, and this is the reality. .

31. Reality is reality, it is always more realistic than you imagine.

32. Love defeated by reality, some things can never be found again after they are lost. You only live once.