The great god told me some jokes about picking up girls.

1. Today, my wife offered to buy a sweeping robot, and I scolded her! I don't know how to save money and sweep the floor, am I not? Do you still need to buy?

2. The wife said to the net text on the mobile phone with a mobile phone: "I asked you three criteria for men to cheat."

I nodded.

The wife asked, "First, I suddenly bought my wife roses recently." I shook my head.

Wife: "Second, I suddenly like cooking for my wife." I shook my head again.

Wife: "Third, I suddenly went home early to watch TV with my wife." I shook my head again.

The wife read it again: "If your husband doesn't have the above three items, congratulations, your husband definitely doesn't love you!" " "

Me: "Holy shit!"

3. When I went out in the morning, my wife told me that I would cook my favorite Chinese cabbage jiaozi in the evening.