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Two people A and B are bragging about their height.

A: I am as tall as the pagoda.

B: I often put the tower in my jacket pocket as a toy.

A: The plane flashed past my waist.

B: I thought it was a mosquito.

A: With the blue sky above my head and the earth under my feet, I can’t get any higher.

B: I usually play the earth like a football

A: Where do you put your face?

B: Put it on your shoulders