Surprise and surprise jokes

1, on a business trip, eating noodles in a deserted place, and the boss said 200 yuan when checking out. I asked:? A bowl of noodles 200? Why not grab it?

The boss had a brainwave and took all my money again.

The neighbor next door keeps a chihuahua. The dog disappeared that day, and he came to my house to look for it. It's a tragedy to see our family crying while eating dog meat!

I said, can your dog cook this cauldron?

She smiled. . . Then she sat down, too, and said there was less pepper. . .

At the rush hour, a young man took the subway. As soon as he got on the bus, he found himself stepping on someone else. When he turned his head, he saw a beautiful girl. He blushed and apologized. Sorry, miss, I stepped on your foot. ?

The girl has a blank face.

An aunt next to me spoke: Young man, you stepped on my foot. ?

This time, the young man's face became redder. He said to his aunt: Sorry, aunt, I stepped on my wrong foot. ?

4. When I was soliciting customers by motorcycle, I met a woman standing on the side of the road and asked her: Are you going?

She smiles in a variety of ways:? Where are you going?

I was stunned before I reacted: misunderstanding, I am soliciting! ?

She blinked: Peer. . .

My colleague is almost thirty, and many people have introduced him.

I asked:? Why is it always inappropriate?

Another colleague who introduced him to someone said that I introduced him to someone and met him at her home. When I come out, tell me not to arrange the meeting in summer. A watermelon will cost me dozens this day. ?

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