Joke Jiang

The naughty smiling face is 1 15. 15 after naughty smile, 1 after naughty smile. Ask them naughty smiles with 1 15. 15 after naughty smile, 1 after naughty smile.

Smile (115-1) ÷ (2+1)-15

= 1 14÷3- 15

=38- 15

=23

Naughty 1 15-23=92

Xiao Ming has 50 cards and Xiao Shao has 40 cards. How many cards should Xiao Shao give Xiao Ming? Xiao Ming is twice as big as Xiao Shao. When Xiao Shao is twice as big as Xiao Shao, Xiao Shao has:

(50+40)÷(2+ 1)

=90÷3

=30 sheets

40-30= 10 sheets

A: Xiao Shao gave Xiao Ming 10, and Xiao Ming was twice as much as Xiao Shao.

How about Xiaoxiao Fast Food Restaurant Yesterday, a fast food restaurant next to our unit finally opened. Unexpectedly, the boss invited a bunch of Guang Guang to make a rice rolls, made a box lunch, and ate it. The fish fillet rice rolls was 5 yuan. After eating it, it's really authentic, smooth and delicious. Just make a bowl of porridge, but I think preserved egg lean meat porridge is also quite authentic, only 4 yuan, and a bracelet is also given. Hey, one word, cool! It would be even cooler if the air conditioner was turned on, haha!

About laughter? Smile, sneer and force a smile: (Laugh in the face) (Spitting all over the place) (Absolutely) (Laughter) (Ridiculous Laughter) (Horrible Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter)

Happy smile: (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter)

Can't help laughing: (can't help laughing) (dumb smile) (covering your mouth)

Laughter after crying: (Turn crying into laughter) (Yan Yan/Zhan Yanxiao) (Turn sadness into joy)

An insidious smile: (hide the knife in a smile) (grin) (please smile) (fake smile)

Ugly smile: (dry smile) (no smile) (fake smile) (dumbfounding)

Others: (smiling) (smiling) (smiling back)

(chuckle) (wry smile) (sneer) (smile apologetically) (make people laugh) (giggle)

(Smiling) (Smiling at each other) (Laughing at it) (Laughing at it)

(Laugh at the clouds) (Laugh without anger)

Keep grinning

I pulled my sword out of its sheath and smiled at the sky.

People who take fifty steps back are laughing at people who take a hundred steps back.

Imitate clumsily

Smiling and laughing, a scholar forced a smile: (laughing face upwards) (throwing up his meal) (absolutely) (laughing my head off) (ridiculous smile) (laughing my head off) (laughing my head off) (laughing my head off) (laughing my head off)

Happy smile: (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter) (Laughter)

Can't help laughing: (can't help laughing) (dumb smile) (covering your mouth)

Laughter after crying: (Turn crying into laughter) (Yan Yan/Zhan Yanxiao) (Turn sadness into joy)

An insidious smile: (hide the knife in a smile) (grin) (please smile) (fake smile)

Ugly smile: (dry smile) (no smile) (fake smile) (dumbfounding)

Others: (smiling) (smiling) (smiling back)

(chuckle) (wry smile) (sneer) (smile apologetically) (make people laugh) (giggle)

(Smiling) (Smiling at each other) (Laughing at it) (Laughing at it)

(Laugh at the clouds) (Laugh without anger)

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Do you have any good jokes? Let's laugh. Cash is not allowed in the canteen recently.

A buddy went to cook and took out a 10.

The aunt who cooked rice waved her hand and said no.

The buddy paused, said thank you, took the meal and left. ...

The Queen abused Mei in Princess Zhu Huan because he was not her own son.

Walking on thin ice, the queen still treats her own Mei badly.

In a word, the queen doesn't like Little Tiger.

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Jokes about cash trucks, laugh or not, and go to ATM with friends in winter morning to withdraw money! Just met an armored car to deliver money! Because of the cold weather, there are many people waiting in line, and friends are always rubbing their hands when they see it. Just casually asked: Brother, are your hands frozen? In an instant, four guns were pointed at us! We got into the police car, and I said to my friend, why didn't you talk just now? Suddenly, all the guns are aimed at us again! One of the policemen asked, What's your name? Jiang said to him, The man asked again, What's your name? I said: Jiang! Finally, the man compromised: I'm not that important?

Laugh, laugh, often laugh, laugh, giggle, giggle, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.

What is a wry smile? Laugh hard? A painful smile? Or a disappointed smile? Or ...? A wry smile is a helpless smile, a heartless smile.

What is forced smile? What is a flattering smile? What is a hearty laugh? What is a helpless smile? A reluctant smile is to laugh if you don't want to, and not to laugh if you smile; A flattering smile is a dog's leg smile; A knowing smile is a really happy smile; Helpless smile is to hate helplessness and then shake your head and smile.

How can I laugh happily, and don't laugh if I want to? This is not something you want to control ... some people's emotional expression is beyond their control. If they can really control it, there will be no tears and tears. .

Please accept it, thank you!