The teacher asked the students, and the headmaster couldn't stand the students' answers.

One day, when the teacher came into the classroom, the students all stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" " The teacher said angrily, just good morning? What about my afternoon? Is it not good? "

So the students shouted together," Good afternoon, teacher! "

The teacher said angrily, "What about my evening?"

The students shouted together again: "Good evening, teacher!"

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it. Now shout it again!"

The students all shouted, "Good morning, good afternoon, teacher, and good evening!

The teacher said, "Sit down! Today, we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. If I say that you should not talk, you will get-1 points! You say antonyms out loud. From now on.

teacher: "the weather is very good today. Student: "The weather is very bad today."

teacher: "the sun is shining everywhere." Student: "Clouds are gathering everywhere."

teacher: "the road is crowded with people." Student: "There is no one on the road."

teacher: "young." Student: "Old."

teacher: "stand." Student: "Lie down"

Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road." Student: "There was an old man lying on the road."

teacher: "I found a dollar." Student: "I lost a dollar."

teacher: "I found a dollar and gave it to the teacher." Student: "I lost one yuan to steal the teacher." Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" " Student: "correct, you should say so!" "

teacher: "error." Student: "Correct."

teacher: "that's no good, it's illegal; ！” Student: "this is ok, this is a legal act;" ！”

teacher: "I made a mistake." Student: "We are right."

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" " Student: "Listen to us, everything the teacher says is < P > wrong!" "

teacher: "you are stupid." Student: "We are smart.

teacher: "stop!" Student: "Go on!"

teacher: "you stop now! Stop it! " Student: "Let's continue now! Say it! "

teacher: "you stupid pigs, I said stop!" " Student: "We are all geniuses, and we say

Go on!"

teacher: "You listen to the teacher!" Student: "The teacher listens to us!" "

teacher: "all students have to listen to the teacher!" " Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" "

teacher: "now you stop practicing!" " Student: "Now let's continue to practice!" "

teacher: "are you endless?" Student: "We finish what we started!"

teacher: "then stop! Stupid pig! " Student: "Then we should continue! Genius! "

1. The headmaster and the English teacher visited a middle school in France. The headmaster spoke in the auditorium and the English teacher translated.

Principal: "Teachers and students!"

English teacher: "ladies and gentlemen!"

Principal: "Ladies and gentlemen!"

English teacher-_-! Thought for a moment and said, "Good morning!"

Principal: "Good morning!"

English teacher: ... = = "Khan.