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There are many synonyms in a Chinese character. What are they?
Ears are here.
A county magistrate just took office and asked his men to buy bamboo poles. His men heard that "bamboo pole" was "pig liver", so they went to the butcher's shop and said to the boss, "The new county magistrate wants to buy pig liver. Do you know what to do? " The boss rushed to please his men, not only didn't receive money, but also gave him a pair of pig ears. His men swallowed the pig's ears and gave the pig's liver to the magistrate. When the county magistrate saw that it was pig liver instead of bamboo pole, he was furious: "Where are your ears?" His men were startled and quickly took out the pig's ear and said, "Ears, ears are here!" " "
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