How to ask the girl to get up?

1. Invite guests to eat hot pot at home. Tutorial: Please invite four people. The first person called: I will buy some food on the way, but I am short of food. The second person called: I bought some meat on the way, just meat. The third person called: buy some meatballs on the way, that's it! Call the fourth person: buy wine on the way! Then put water in the pot and wait for them to come!

2. How many people are there in a dormitory? One of them bought something to make a hot pot. They cook hot pot at night and make a lot. When there are no bowls, they use pots. When they run out of cans, they borrow them. Soon they borrowed it, so they began to eat. Just as they were having fun, they suddenly heard someone knocking at the door. When they opened the door, they heard the knocker say, Give me back the footbath quickly.

3. Once upon a time, there was a man named Joke. He told a joke called Joke. This joke is a joke once upon a time. He told a joke. The joke is, once upon a time. . . . . .

4. In the house rented by a colleague (female), the landlord (female) once came back to live, because there was only one bed, so she couldn't share a bed with her colleague. Chatting happily, when I was about to sleep, the landlord asked my colleague: Do you snore at night? Colleague: I don't snore. Landlord: Good. I don't snore either. As a result, the landlord snored all night, and it was loud and out of breath. The next morning, my colleague said to the landlord, the joke you told before going to bed last night is really funny! Landlord: Are you kidding? Colleague: This is your joke that you don't snore. . .

5. The boss of the company drank too much, and promised the company to give Christmas benefits and gifts to the employees of various constellations. Taurus, send a cow; Aries, send a sheep; Pisces, send two fish; Cancer, send hairy crabs; A buddy was ecstatic at the time. . . Everyone is puzzled. He shouted, "I am a Virgo."

Of the men in 6 100, 84 were seduced by their girlfriends and girlfriends, and 63 were seduced more than once. 44% of men admit that it is a man's nature to love early adopters, while your girlfriend's honey juice is fresh and fishy. 36% of temptations occur while you are away. The most terrible thing is that 12% of men actually confessed their success, and they were with their girlfriends and girlfriends, and men invited them.

7. Young people have a smooth job and a cheerful personality, but they have been struggling to find an object, so they go to the Zen master to enlighten them. The Zen master looked at him, pointed to his mobile phone, waved and said nothing. If the young man realizes this, he will kneel down and leave. Two months later, the young man came to see the Zen master again: "I follow your advice, stay away from mobile phones, stay away from the internet and love life." But there is still no object. "Jackson shook his head: * *! I'm begging you to shake your sister with WeChat!

8.nani! Do I need to open the bag to surf the internet on my mobile phone? I've never driven it! They are all online directly.

9. Today, I went to eat by car with my friends. After we got off the bus and waited for the bus to leave, my friend suddenly said, "I accidentally dropped my mobile phone in the car." I said, "Nothing, I photographed the license plate number before I got on the bus." The friend said, "Great, take it out and have a look." I wiped my sweat and said, "I ... I took it with your mobile phone." Suddenly a cold wind blew!

10. I just got into the elevator, and a lady followed me with a big and strong German shepherd. The dog is very strong, and the lady is afraid to let go of the dog chain with both hands. I said politely, "Hello, what floor is it? Do you want me to press it for you? " The lady said, "15 floor, thank you." I nodded, pushed the dog to the ground with all my strength, and said to the lady, "Come on, I'll hold it down. You can press15th floor!

1 1. Just one phone call and I'll be right there.

12. When I was a child, my mother gave me to my sister. My sister wants to play table tennis with her classmates, but she doesn't want to take me to play. She pulled me aside, picked up a few pieces of coal from the coal pile, and said earnestly, you can clean these up and come and play with us ... then I washed the briquettes carefully all afternoon. ...

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14. Big Brother ~ It's time to get up! !

15. Teacher, you hit your face.