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When you were a student, what was the most common sentence you said to your deskmate?

The most common saying is: "lend me some paper towels!" "

My allergic symptoms in early autumn began to show at an early age, from itchy eyes to itchy nose, and then my eyes became red and my nose ran. By the time I was in high school, allergic rhinitis had become my disaster.

I have a deskmate who is a boy. He studies very well, and his personality is very consistent with mine. The most important thing is that he has allergic rhinitis. Although the situation is better than mine, I have a lot of runny nose every day in August and September.

At the worst time, I can use up most of the roll paper just by wiping my nose every day, and only use up half a roll when my deskmate is better than me. We all tied a plastic bag to the table to hold toilet paper to wipe our noses.

Other students came to tease us and said, what's in your bag? The deskmate replied solemnly: jiaozi, stop your nose. ...

There is nothing wrong in class at ordinary times. When it comes to self-study or exams, the classroom is particularly quiet. Just listen to me and my deskmate blow your nose one after another:

Me: "Poof-"

Deskmate: "Poof-poof"

Me: "Poof, poof-'"

Deskmate: "Poof-poof, poof"

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The classmates at the front desk are very close to us, and often look back at me and smile unkindly. It is also suggested that we form a band, saying that it is really a pity that the nasal stunt with such a good rhythm is useless ... every time the deskmate doesn't finish, he will be beaten.

Because there are so many papers, I usually bring a roll in my schoolbag, but I always forget to renew it.

Often the last piece of paper here has just been used up, and suddenly my nose comes out again ... I quickly ask my deskmate for help: "lend me some paper towels!" Come on! It's in the mouth! " He quickly tore a piece and handed it to me, then gave me some of his shares. I can go home and get my own newspaper after school. ...

Besides I borrow from him, he borrows from me from time to time. The boys at the front table can't stand it, can you two stop saying "borrow"! How can I return it when I run out? The deskmate calmly blew her nose, solemnly stuffed the used paper into the plastic bag in the corner of my desk and said that she would return it! Then the boy at the front table said what it was, and they fought again. ...

In this way, a year passed and my deskmate was transferred to another group. It is inconvenient for me to pass toilet paper between him and me, but once the other party runs out of paper, just take a look and the other party will immediately pass it. That is tacit understanding!

From then on, the sound of blowing your nose in the classroom became here and there once, not a duet.

After a long time, all the students in the class know that we must always hold paper towels or roll paper in our hands, so people in need come to ask us. ...

After graduation, my rhinitis has improved through minimally invasive surgery, which will not affect my life as before, but I will always miss the days when I handed papers to my deskmate. Two years later, several close classmates organized a small party, and I knew he would come.

When we met, the first thing I said was, "XX, lend me some paper towels!" " "Everyone laughed after hearing this.