Brainstorm jokes

1. How many pleasant, beautiful and lazy sheep are there?

There are six sheep.

2. How many pleasant goats, beautiful goats and lazy goats are there?

There are three sheep.

3. What kind of sheep are Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat and Lazy Goat?

This is a cartoon sheep.

4. Why can't Grey Wolf eat mutton?

A: Because Kotaro can't put down the wok when frying mutton.

5. Why do you burn your eyebrows but your eyes are fine?

Answer: Because burned eyebrows are shaved eyebrows.

6. When the financial crisis comes, you have to save a batch of goods or some money. Are you a stock (fool) or a money (fool)?

A answer: idiot;

B answer: fool.

7. Who are the parents of Princess Dinosaur?

A: Dinosaur Empire and Snow White.

8. Who are the parents of the frog prince?

Prince charming and princess frog.

9. What is the fastest way to spend money?

A: Go to Taobao.

10. What is the fastest way to get rich?

A: Marry Ma Yun.

1 1. Under what circumstances 1+ 1=4?

A: In the case of young couples having twins.

12. Under what circumstances 1+ 1=0?

A: When the young couple died of love.

13. 1+2=0 Under what circumstances?

A: In the case of a third child intervening in a young couple.

14. Under what circumstances 1? 1=0?

A: When two swordsmen stab each other in the throat at the same time.

15. Under what circumstances 1? 1=2?

Are you playing it? When it is wrongly written as a+sign.

16. Under what circumstances 1- 1=3?

A: When 1- 1 is regarded as three H's.

17. Why? 423 1 life track, 5678 has no future?

A: Because? Babies crawl on all fours, adults walk on two feet, and old people walk on three legs. How many coffins are there when people die? It's the road of life, so? Can't send it? No future? .

18. Raise a hand to show agreement. What is raising two hands?

A: It is surrender.

19. Why does the tank crush rotten stones but not earthworms?

Answer: Because earthworms are in vegetable fields without stones.

20. Why does everyone shout that there is a man named 3.5?

Because this person is number three and number four.

2 1. Why does a thin piece of paper with a heart grow all the way to the sky, or even beyond it?

Answer: Because some people's hearts are higher than the sky and their lives are thinner than paper.

22. Why are black people's teeth white?

A: I can't kiss because my teeth are not white.

23. Why is the white monk most afraid of playing hide-and-seek in the snow?

Answer: Because his opponent couldn't find him, he took his clothes home and let him die of cold.

24. What kind of workers will the coal mine with water shortage recruit if it wants to save costs?

A: Recruit black people.

25. What kind of workers will the flour mill recruit to save costs?

A: Recruit white people.

26. There is nothing in kangaroo's pocket. Why does it like beating around the bush?

A: Because nothing is 0, and 0 is a circle.

27. The animal world war broke out. What animal has the longest life?

A: Tortoise; Because it's a coward.

28. How to make spicy beef without spicy taste and beef flavor?

A: Just one more? Face? Words will do.

29. What's the difference between chicken and muscle?

A: The previous word is different.

30. Why does Nu Wa get into trouble as soon as she gives gifts?

A: Because the word "Hua" has become a curse.

3 1. Why do Xiaowen and Cang both die online?

Because xiaowen is a mosquito and xiaocang is a fly.

32. How to distinguish between fatherly love and maternal love?

A: Father's love comes from men's love, while maternal love comes from women's love.

Xiao Wang fired his boss. Why was he promoted instead?

A: Because the boss loves seafood, but Xiao Wang can cook seafood dishes.

34. Why did Sun Gang Jr. comb his hair after cutting it?

A: Because the bald customer just left, a long-haired customer came.

35. What is the fastest place to leave here?

A: On the map; It only takes two seconds to roll from the South Pole to the North Pole.

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