Campus super funny sketch script (short! ! )

1. Why is the penguin's belly white? Because penguins have short hands, they can only reach the front when taking a shower. 2. The rooster went on a business trip for a month, and when he came back, he heard that quail always came to the hen to play! The cock is beginning to doubt the hen! Sure enough, within two days, the hen laid a quail egg! The cock is angry! The hen hurriedly explained, "Shit, premature birth!" " 3. The centipede was accidentally bitten by a snake when going out! In order to spread the toxin, we must amputate immediately! The centipede comforted itself: "Fortunately, I have many legs!" " The doctor also comforted: "Yes, brother, relax, you will be an earthworm in the future!" " The spider found a caterpillar in the tree. It is too small to make it lose its appetite. When I went to see it again in a few days, a beautiful flower flew out. The spider said quickly, boy, do you want to lure the tiger away from the mountain with a honey trap? No way! A butterfly broke its wing, but it flew away. Why? ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. One day, he hung up on someone and his feet were sore when he walked. Looking down, he stepped on a lemon! 8. There was a hedgehog, rowing a rubber boat, rowing and drowning. -Tell you a funny story ~ ~ A chicken slipped down the mountain ...-9. One day, a man was watching TV at home. He heard a knock at the door, so he went to open the door and saw a snail. The snail said he could give me a glass of water to drink. The man was very angry and kicked the snail away. A few years later, when the man was watching TV at home, he heard the sound of knocking at the door. When he opened the door, he saw the snail again. The snail said, why did you kick me just now? 10. Xiao Huamei said to her mother: Mom, I don't feel well today and don't want to go to school ... What did her mother say about this? Xiaomei said, I don't know why I always feel sour all over. -