Collect some funny jokes~~

01. A buck walked, faster and faster, and finally it turned into a highway...

02. A peach walked on the road, While walking, I suddenly said, "My heart is so hard!"

03. A walnut was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "My face is so thick!"

04. A Coke can was walking on the road. I felt very bored while walking, and suddenly I said, I feel so Coke!

05. A heater was walking on the road, and it helped passers-by. As I was walking, I suddenly said, "I am so enthusiastic!"

06. A key was walking on the road, and he suddenly said, "I am Qu Yuan!" I will go up and down and ask for a lock!

07. An electric meter was walking on the road. As I was walking, I suddenly said, "I am a scholar!" People are searching for him thousands of times!

08. A tadpole was walking on the road. As he walked, he met another tadpole. As he walked, he suddenly said, "We are not QQ!"

09. A Hawthorn got married and was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "My face is so red!"

10. A divorced hawthorn was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "My heart is so sad!"

11. A hawthorn remarried and was walking on the road. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "I have a baby in my belly!"

12. A tea bag was walking on the road. As I walked, I suddenly said, I really want to be soaked!

13. I was walking on the road with a dumpling filling. As I walked, I suddenly said, I really want to be dumpled!

14. A lighter was walking on the road. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "My stomach is full of anger and I want to get angry!"

15. A cockroach was walking on the road and suddenly said, "I am strong!"

16. A thimble was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "I am a thimble!"

17. An ice cream cone was walking on the road. As I walked, I suddenly said, "I am cold." ah!

18. A spider was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, I still want to crawl on the web!

19. A fish was walking on the road and suddenly said, "I like diving every day!"

20. A Guan Yu was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "I am riding a thousand miles alone!"

21. An eagle was walking on the road, and met a bear while walking. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "We are acting as eagles and bears!"

22. A compass was walking on the road. As I was walking, I suddenly asked, "Why can't I find north?"

23. An earthworm was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "Why can't I find my legs?"

24. A steamed bun was walking on the road. He was hungry, so he went to eat, and then he turned into a steamed bun.

25. A bun eats too much and has diarrhea, and then he turns into a steamed bun.

26. A steamed bun was walking on the road, and there was a car accident, and he turned into a biscuit.

27. A bun was walking on the road, and there was a car accident, and he turned into a sandwich biscuit...

28. There was a man who looked like a telephone, and he was beaten while walking.

29. There is a person who looks like an intel network, and he gets fucked as he walks...

30. There is a guy who looks like a dumpling, and he gets fucked as he walks... Covered...

31. There is a person who looks like an airplane, and he flies away as he walks

32. There is a person who looks like chocolate, and he gets eaten as he walks.

33. There is a person who looks like a lightbulb, and it lights up as he walks

34. There is a person named Xiaohua, and he is picked off as he walks

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35. There is a man named Coke, and he is drunk as he walks

36. There is a man who looks like an onion, and he cries as he walks...

1. In the delivery room, a child laughed loudly after being born. The delivery nurse was very strange. They gathered around and observed that the child had clenched fists. After breaking it open, he found a birth control pill. The baby laughed and said: "TMD I want to fix it." "I'll die, no way"

2. The earthworm family was very bored today, so the little earthworm cut himself into two pieces to play badminton.

Earthworm's mother thought this method was good, so she He cut himself into four pieces and went to play mahjong.

Earthworm's father thought about it and cut himself into minced meat.

The mother earthworm cried and said: "Why are you so stupid? If you cut it into pieces like this, you will die!"

The father earthworm said weakly: "...Suddenly I want to play football."

3. One day, three people were sent to the funeral home. Strangely enough, their smiles after death were all ^_^...

The manager of the funeral home was very I asked pol.ice in confusion: Why do their faces look like ^_^ after they die?

pol.ice said: This... it's a long story... Look at the person on the left... he was having sex with his wife. In the spring night...at the most passionate moment...I couldn't bear it...and died

The administrator replied: Alas... I would like to die under the flowers... I can be romantic even if I am a ghost... So how did the one in the middle die?

pol.ice: That one in the middle... He... What a tragedy... He was walking on the road... Suddenly he heard He won the jackpot... with a prize of more than 700 million...

When he laughed happily... he was hit by an oncoming car... ....As a result...it died...

The administrator replied: Alas...he is really not blessed to enjoy this glorious and wealthy queen. Half a lifetime...what about the rest of this one?

pol.ice: ...This one's death is a bit pitiful... He was struck to death by lightning while climbing a tree

The administrator replied: ... This is a bit wrong, why is he still laughing after being struck by lightning...

pol.ice said: Because he climbed a tree Later he thought... there was a sudden flash of lightning...

He thought... someone was taking a photo of him...