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Who can provide a long line of "Once there was a sincere love in front of me ..." in various dialects?

There was once a sincere love in front of me (dialect version+international version+Braille version)

There was once a sincere love in Mandarin

I didn't cherish it, and when I lost it, I regretted it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Your sword across my throat! Don't hesitate any more! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a deadline to this love, I hope so. . . Ten thousand years!

Beijing Edition

I think there was a time when my lover really fell in love with me. Dude, I was so arrogant that I didn't take ya seriously. Do you think my grandson is not a grandson? It wasn't until that girl ran away with someone else that I thought about it: I'm such a fucking fool! ! Fuck, your blade has been on my neck for a long time. When will you help me bleed? If I can forgive us young people who have slipped again, I will kneel in front of you and pretend to be a grandson again, so as to make sure that you are nice to say, "wife, my buddy still wants to hit on you!" !” If I have to make a gesture in front of my buddies today, I will add a so-called adverbial of time to ya:-Dude, do you think it will take 1, years?

Shanghai edition

Long ago, Lela was in Guang Chen, and there was an old and sincere love in front of Lewu. My eyes were stung, and I didn't love Iraq, so I was able to do everything. Nongge knife, put it on my head and neck, hold my head high, and open it! ! Eight ancient ladder teeth, can you tell me another thing? I'll get a little girl, I love Nong! As before, I will fall in love with Guang Chen Ai Zi. I hope it will be a complicated year! ! ! ! ! !

Tianjin edition

It was a while ago when I said I was borrowing words. There was a real emotion under my nose. I was unlucky enough to rush it, but I didn't take it seriously. When it was gone, I woke up bored. Alas, I couldn't help it. The most embarrassing thing in the world was just borrowing meaning. Why don't you take a knife film and pull it around my neck, huh? ! But if God can let me do it again, I'll tell you that I'm throwing caution to the wind! I have to say three words to that girl: "I am tolerant of you!" If you have to beg for help, I guess it will be ten thousand years?

Northeast Edition

There was once a thief's pure love, which was placed in front of me. I didn't take it seriously until it was gone. I found out that the most humbled thing in the world was like this. If God gives me another chance, I would like to say to that man, "I don't want you!" " If we have to give it a whole year, I hope this year is-ten thousand years!

Nantong Edition, Jiangsu Province

For a while, I had a lovely love in front of me. I'm a dead man. I'm empty after eating a turtle, so I don't know how to cherish it. The worst pole of a dead man in the world is a pole of a road. Girl, you know, I suck, but I'm fine. Oh dear. Anyway, I can't live with regret now. I also know that when you see my eyes, my eyebrows will grow, so you cut my neck with a knife and pulled it down! What do you say? ! !

Nanjing dialect version

A long time ago, there was a serious relationship on my side, and there was shit in my head. I thought how important it was. As a result, I can rest, and now I regret being more than one meter tall, so I can't talk to myself urgently. If God takes care of me and gives me another chance, I'm sure I'll be happy. I'll tell my fat west, hey, I'm interested in you. Is it okay for us to talk? If we have to set a date, it will be 1, years. I can't get tired of it.

Guangdong version

There used to be a piano, but it was how to put out a certain glow, and it was how to put it out, with a family leader * left, thundering sea, and thundering. Yu Chi, oh, the machine is wrong. Hey, Mang Lei is better than giving, oh, how to extinguish fatigue, oh, fruit is better than looking for clutter, and oh, mouth is better than love to form Ya Manlin.

Shandong dialect version

I remember that I didn't set up a class with a girl to be cold and friendly. Anyway, they were all sincere. We don't know if it was because of water in our heads or for the sake of it. Later, we had a chat, but I didn't know that I regretted it. If you ask me to meet that Nizi again later, I have to say something to her: I'm an inner sister, and I have to ask her that I've been fighting for 1 thousand years, and it's a long time.

Wuhan Edition

A long time ago, there was a girl in front of Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu dared to cherish it. I really regret it for so long! ! ! If God lets Lao Tzu go on fire again; I want to tell her two words: stand up! ! ! If you ask Lao Tzu for it; I wish it was ten thousand years after she stood for a long time ...

Chongqing Edition

In those two years, there was such a solid mol of emotion in front of me, and I didn't dump it. When Lao Tzu wants to come over and ask for money, his turtle's life will be ruined! ! ! ! The most uncomfortable thing in the world is under your nose. But if God gives me another chance, I will definitely say to her, "I love you!

English version

I once let the trusted love slipped away from below my eyes. Only to know that regressing why it was too late. It is no pain in the world. ld can come near to this. If only God would give me another chance. I will said to the gril, I love you. If it had to be a limit of time, I pray it’s ……ten thousands years。

the braille version

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