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Clock-in for composition 1 Everyone has to clock in. There are many kinds of clock-in, such as a red dot net and a sports clock-in, but there are also true and false clocks. Some people are willing to punch in, but they really finish the task. Some people are forced to punch in, that is, just take some photos to cope. I am such a person.
It's almost a physical examination. Our PE teacher asked us to skip rope, do sit-ups and run at home every day, and let us take photos and punch in the class group when we exercise, while I just posed and asked my mother to take a photo and upload it to the class group. Although I have finished punching in these days, I didn't get anything this time, which is the consequence of casually handling punching.
My mother asked her friends to play poker with me at the Dragon Ridge in Rhoda. We sat in the car and walked around the mountain road for almost an hour. I fainted before I got to the mountain climbing place. We climbed for more than half an hour before reaching the top of the mountain. At the top of the mountain, several women took some photos of the dragon ridge, and they will go home from the mountain in less than ten minutes. If they don't go, they will leave a lifelong regret. My mother went to the network celebrities to punch in just to brush the circle of friends and the existence of Tik Tok, and did not really appreciate the beauty of nature, which was meaningless. This is also a waste of human time. It's best not to punch in. I suggest that when my mother goes climbing, she can carefully appreciate the surrounding scenery while climbing, truly appreciate the beauty of nature, and then exercise. This is the real meaning of climbing.
Punching in is also very particular.
I am a young pioneer in Grade Three. I am short and thin, with watery eyes and nervous. I study hard and observe discipline, and I am a good student in the eyes of teachers.
I like punching cards best. I'm telling you, I'm good at punching in. That afternoon, a child told me to go out and punch in. I kept losing at first, and they were very happy. But I'm not flustered at all. I firmly believe that I will win. When I lost, there were five cards left, so I started to win, and I kept winning those children's cards. I am very happy. Get up the next day, my arm hurts. I asked my mother what happened, and she said, "As long as you don't punch in, it won't hurt any more. It would be nice to study by punching in. " At first, I didn't believe what my mother said. I got up on the third day, and my arm really didn't hurt. It seems that I am too involved in punching in.
I also like watching TV very much. Whenever there are cartoons I like to watch, I can't wait to sit in front of the TV and wait for the cartoons to start. Once, my TV broke down, but the cartoon Nezha was about to start, so I ran to my brother's house, but when I ran to my brother's house panting, more than half of the cartoons had been shown. I walked home in dismay.
Although I am so funny, the class is unambiguous. Learning and entertainment are the same. As long as you study hard, you will be happy when you play. How's it going? Make friends with me.
Punch composition 3 I punch in on my first day of walking, and I walk 8000 steps every day. Only by exercising more can I get rid of the fat on my stomach. Looking forward to Saturday, I can go to leg press to stretch my muscles and exercise.
On the first day, I got up early to punch in. The alarm clock rings at half past six every day, and my mother shouts. It's useless I'm in a daze. My mother said that I would get a bonus for punching in on time every day. When I heard this, my eyes lit up in an instant.
On the first day of braces exercise, the dentist said that the first braces had been completed and recovered well. Now, I adjust myself, dress myself up, hit my tongue 30 times a day, chew hard things to exercise, and wear braces every night. If I open my mouth, it doesn't seem to work very well. I will touch it when I sleep at night, but my mother observed that I don't breathe through my mouth, so this can be put on hold for the time being.
On my first day in the Himalayas, I have clocked in for seven days in a row and will enjoy VIP membership from tomorrow. I can enjoy this treatment for a week, so I must make more use of it, and listen to the rice circles talking about the Three Kingdoms and laughing at the king. Makes me happy every day.
On the first day, I reviewed Chinese, math and English at the end of the term. I formally reviewed Chinese today. I hope I can review better and get good grades in the final exam.
Mine. On the first day, eating a boiled egg every day can help you remember knowledge in the morning. A glass of milk every day makes life very comfortable. A piece of meat a day makes life comfortable.
On my first day, I learned to play new concepts. I have learned it several times before. Now I will get into the habit and try to conquer them one by one. Strive for words.
There are a lot of homework in winter vacation and summer vacation, but I'm not worried, because I can finish it quickly through planning. But there is an assignment that gives me a headache, that is, punching in during exercise, which not only makes me very tired, but also takes a lot of time.
As the exercise is a part of academic evaluation, it will affect the performance of the next semester, so it is necessary to punch in continuously. At first, I was full of enthusiasm for this project. Every day, my mother filmed me skipping rope, swimming, sit-ups and so on. And instantly become the "leader" of the leaderboard, and gradually become a habit. But next month, this day-to-day task has made me impatient and began to "fake": for example, skipping dozens of times and running to "Joy" immediately after filming; Or sit-ups freeze at the moment of doing, take pictures and then start playing. Finally, it's time to start school, and the annoying punching in is over, but I still take time to exercise on weekends and don't punch in to ensure that my grades don't drop.
Punching in during holidays also benefits a lot, that is, punching in ancient poems. The process of punching in ancient poetry is very simple, just recite the poem and understand the meaning. I clock in every day and never stop. Even when reading a book, I hold a complete collection of ancient poems, and sometimes a poem pops out of my mouth when I eat. So I have accumulated more and more ancient poems in my mind, but some poems will be forgotten after the start of school, but this will not affect my grades. When I met the school's poetry competition, the class teacher warmly asked me to participate. It seems that the holiday poems of punching cards are full for me.
In our life, punching cards is often to develop a certain habit and achieve a certain ability. I really hope that punching more cards can make us happy!
This morning, I finished my homework and went to play with Mo Yu. Mo Yu said, "Punch in." "Very good." I'm happy to agree. As it happens, Tang De was there. He heard that we were going to play games, and he was very excited and wanted to play with us. Unfortunately, he had to go to another interest class and finally had to leave reluctantly.
Mo Yu gave me half of the card in his hand. It was a colorful card from Zhang Yuanyuan, and the design was delicious. He dragged me to a osmanthus tree and said, "It's cool here and the scenery is good. Let's play here. " After talking about Mo Yu, he came to me with scissors and hammer cloth. I gave a hammer and he gave scissors. He lost, so he had to take out a card and put it on the ground, let me make a move first. I also took out a card and hit it on the card on the ground. Because the ground was uneven, the card he put on the ground was knocked over by me. The flop is mine.
It's Mo Yu's turn to fight. He was unlucky and didn't knock me over, so he had to admit that he was unlucky. It's my turn again I was lucky enough to knock over the other one. In this way, he and I took turns to go into battle, and Mo Yu's younger brother came. As soon as he saw that Mo Yu couldn't win, he whispered to Mo Yu, probably to discuss countermeasures. I felt very uncomfortable when I saw it.
Sure enough, Mo Yu began to cheat and asked his brother to testify.
As soon as I got angry, I returned all my cards to him and didn't come. He was so anxious that he shouted at the back: "Chen Hongda, do it again."
I ignored him and turned and waved. Goodbye!
Wow, that's great!
I like punching cards very much, and my punching skills are very high, but I used to break my word when punching cards. I often cheat other people's cards into my own hands, and sometimes I don't hand them in, but since that incident, I have been very polite.
That was when I was in the third grade. One day, I took some cards to play at school. I was moved by Confucius, a senior classmate. I said to him, "I won't give you the card."
"But I won." He argued.
"But I didn't tell you." I answered. He said to me, "Then bring me the card tomorrow." I promised, but I didn't give it to him the next day. He didn't get angry and said to me, "Make friends and keep your word." And told me that as long as you cheat others, you won't get others' trust, just like the shepherd boy lied to everyone and said, "Wolf is coming." In the end, everyone didn't believe him. He was eaten by a wolf. I felt ashamed after listening to it and apologized to him.
Yes, don't cheat others in the process of interacting with friends in life, which will only make others distrust you more, alienate you gradually and don't want to make friends with you. Therefore, a man should be a man of his word, not just talk but do nothing. This behavior is the most shameful.
Look, we are punching in. We are punching in happily. The enlightenment of "make friends, keep your word" is deeply imprinted in my heart.
Our little genius watch has a step counting function. What is step counting? Counting steps is how many steps you have taken today. The standard is 8000 steps, but you only walked 7000 steps, which means you didn't punch in successfully. Nowadays, students with watches in the class are often tossed around by watches like mad dogs. In order to achieve the standard dance steps and find that sense of accomplishment, even quiet girls usually run around the track on the playground, so this is the charm of punching in.
Mom's idea is very strange. Once we went out for a trip and finally went swimming in a Longquan mountain spring scenic spot. I put on my swimming trunks and my mother asked me to take a picture in the water. "Click" was over, and I was about to start swimming to my heart's content when my mother said, "Son, it's too hot. Let's get up and go back. " I am as anxious as boiling water in my chest. I asked my mother, "Why did I get up at once?" Mother said, "Listen to your mother and come up quickly." The son could not resist his mother, so he had to go ashore and go home. On the way home, I saw my mother sending a circle of friends on my mobile phone. Longquan Spring's son is super satisfied, super happy and successful in punching in.
My father also has a "punch card" project, that is, he must smoke every day, but it is terrible. He smokes and smokes at home every day, as if he would die if he didn't smoke for a day. Sometimes he will get together with his colleagues to "smoke" and smoke and smoke. My colleague gave my dad a cigarette and smoked it again and again. We advised him many times, and my father said he would quit, but he was still secretly "punching in". This "punching in" really hurts.
I saw a push of oral English class yesterday.
Tuition in 99 yuan, one day 18 minutes, support 180 days. Man Qin still has a chance to return to 200 yuan for bonus after punching in.
This is an attractive class, and I wanted to support order registration.
But when I went to see it again today, I found that it took 180 days to punch in the circle of friends.
I know, on the one hand, the purpose of doing this is to ask friends to help supervise your study, on the other hand, to ask you to help advertise in the circle of friends.
Actually, I think it's nothing to punch in like this, but I think it depends on everyone's personality.
Some people like to do something, make it public, lest the world be chaotic, but some people want to work hard secretly, learn something, or make a blockbuster.
Of course, it is another matter to say that you are afraid of not persisting and being laughed at by your friends. The point is that no one has time to laugh at you now. Everyone has a lot to do.
However, after seeing the conditions of punching in the circle of friends, there is still no idea of placing an order.
Some things are supervised by external forces, but some things are driven by internal forces, which is our own strength.
I kept learning words for more than three months and didn't punch in. I just formed a habit, but I feel that there is no progress in this way, so I want to take an interactive oral class.
If only they hadn't let their circle of friends punch in.
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