dirty joke

He and she were childhood friends and were born on the same day in the same year. Study together, work together. Both parents are old acquaintances, and the two children are soul mates. Their marriage is logical. Although she has never had children after marriage and her life is a bit dull, she is very satisfied. I thought we could watch the sunset together, but I didn't expect ... On the eve of her 35th birthday, she got lung cancer, and the diagnosis was correct. The doctor who examined her is her good friend. Holding the diagnosis, she cried and laughed, and stumbled out of the door of the unit.

As a hospital nurse, she likes reading quietly best, and cares about healthy diet and physical health more than anyone else. She doesn't smoke, take drugs or have any bad hobbies. Why did she get lung cancer? Now that it is irreparable, you should always tell him that he is very busy, the advertising company always works overtime, and even rarely goes home for dinner. Most of the time, he wakes up in the middle of the night and he is still not there. She came to his office for the first time. He's not here. The table is a little messy. She began to help clean up. By some strange coincidence, she opened the drawer, which contained a bag of dried fruits that she used to like best. Needless to say, he took it home before he could buy it.

Next to the dried fruit, there is a medicine bottle that is not very untimely, and the crumpled instructions are shocking. She shed tears as soon as she finished reading it. She is a nurse, and she knows what information is conveyed between the lines of the instructions. That's poison, colorless and tasteless mixed in dried fruit, no one will think of it. Knowing her illness, he began to take good care of her. He surprises her with tricks every day, and she buys packets of dried fruits that she likes. She quit her job and began to enjoy the last days of her life. She didn't refuse his concern or her favorite dried fruit. She just rubbed his face and said in a trembling voice, you are busy and thin. Then give a quick laugh. It's very cold. He didn't notice that strange smile, but he was still busy every day, taking care of her every day, and calling his new lover every day, by the way, assuring him that he could be together aboveboard within a month. A month later, she cried and lit a birthday candle for him, but he was not there. She lit 34 long candles and finally took out a short candle. After a long hesitation, she lit it. There is a strange smell in the room, still a faint tone, still with a vibrato, she muttered: you are still thin, not enough to make 35 bone candles!