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I just want to say to mosquitoes: if you want to suck blood, hurry up. Don't put it in my ear, it will affect my sleep.

The constitution of contemporary adults: I haven't done anything, and I still feel tired from time to time.

Math teacher: I don't care whether you are a good student or a bad student. If you talk, get out!

No matter how bad my grades are, they are all my own, and I don't dislike them!

Go west, cross the terminator line, cross the Japanese line, and go back to the day when I first met you.

A girl like me, can't a little weight suppress her beauty?

I go to work because I have no money, but why do I get paid at work or have no money? I don't understand which link is wrong. Is there a middleman to make the difference?

Beauty and ugliness have a life, fat and thin in the sky, and live by this sentence.

How I wish there were only two days of classes a week and then five days of holidays.

I save three times a day, eat less, shop less and use less.

I have been suffering from insomnia recently. I wake up every 16 hours.

Affectionate since ancient times idle hate, really hate iron not to produce!

After the holiday, my daily state is quite regular. In the morning, I didn't wake up, in the afternoon, I couldn't sleep, and in the evening, I played chicken blood.

When I was a child, when I was doing math problems, I always felt that the swimming pool manager who was pouring water at the same time was particularly stupid. I didn't change my mind until I was playing with my mobile phone while charging.

The long road of life is always lost.

Come back, I can't fool you alone!

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

I'm still lamenting that my waist was small. Look at it now. I hate it in my spare time.

The only thing I can put down now is chopsticks. I can't get out of bed when I go in.

Don't ask, if you ask, it won't be you.

You are the song in my heart, which will always make me thrilling.

Young people should never lose heart because of a math class. You're not the only one who can't do it.