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Hyena
Author: Wild Beasts and Good People 726
Chapter 1 Who am I?
Update time 2007-12-24 10:44:00 Word count: 4515
I feel like my head has been stepped on by an elephant, and there is only a lump inside that looks like ice cream. It's like shit, there are 100 heavy metal rock bands in my ears trying to make people all over the world deaf, and there is darkness in front of me. All in all, it felt terrible.
"Hey, man, don't be busy, I'll let you join this carnival PARTY right away! Haha!" What is this harsh laughter? Forget it, as long as you can get me out of this hellish place, no matter if he is a human or a ghost?
Ah, the light, the dazzling light, all white! Who is that white-faced madman in a hospital gown? Wait, this guy, I know him, but why, I don't understand, I shouldn't see him here, is this abnormal, or am I crazy?
“Oh my gosh, you’re like ice cream in the sun, man, haha! I like the vanilla flavor, but my plastic surgeon said the cold stuff will ruin my new rosy lips, haha. That old guy dared to give me an order. He has been staying in the freezer of Shop 666 for a while. I hope he likes the fresh fish there, haha! ”
A pale tip! With the bright red lips on his face constantly spouting vicious jokes, the Joker is a classic villain in American comics. But why did he appear in front of me, and moreover, alive.
“Ooooo, man, you’ve disappointed me a bit. I originally thought there would be a surprise in the most closely guarded cell at the bottom of Arkham Asylum, but you Just like those big gift boxes in department stores, they are useless. Forget it, I have to invite more lunatics to this grand party. Wow, Fly over the Cuckoo’s Nest, I love the Chief! ”
This is wrong, I remember I was just a student working in a bookstore, fighting with customers for a few dollars every day...
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