One hundred words of funny tongue twisters in Cantonese

Funny Cantonese tongue twister: Chicken and turtle bones in soup. After digging out the chicken bones, dig out the turtle bones. After digging out the chicken bones, dig out the gold oranges. After digging out the turtle bones, dig out the chicken bones. KFC Turtle and KFC Chicken Go to KFC to eat KFC’s most famous Spicy Chicken. Madonna made an appointment with McDonald's to eat wheat bran and scoop angelica at McDonald's Road. I went to the market to buy fish intestines, and when I saw my uncle, I lowered the fish intestines to greet my uncle, turned over the fish intestines, and said goodbye to my uncle. Enter the laboratory and press emergency mode. A mosquito weighs a pound of chicken, and a mosquito weighs a pound of turtle. Is a chicken more valuable than a turtle? One mosquito is a turtle, and seven mosquitoes are a chicken. He said that the turtle is more expensive than the chicken, and I said that the chicken is more expensive than the turtle. After all, the turtle is more expensive than the chicken, but the chicken is more expensive than the turtle. My aunt, who learned yoga at IKEA, went to IKEA to buy some IKEA furniture that was used for her home. The postman delivers the letter quickly. The Financial Secretary asked Tai Zhengxiao to be the Financial Secretary, and Tai Zhengxiao asked the Financial Secretary to obtain the Taiwan Certificate first. The Financial Secretary told Tai Zhengxiao that in order to obtain the Taiwan Certificate, he must first arrange the finances. Threaded spiders use spider silk to hang on branches. The foot of the bed hits the corner, and the corner hits the foot of the bed. If you say the foot of the bed hits the corner, then the corner hits the foot of the bed? Guo Aiming met Guo Keying and said that Guo Keying had a bag shape. Guo Keying asked Guo Aiming to change the shape of the bag across the sea and changed it to Guo Keying's bag shape.