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Like telling jokes. How to say it in classical Chinese?
2. Human nature is dull. In winter, around the stove, we saw people's skirts and tails on fire. They said, "There's one thing I've been watching for a long time. I said I was afraid of your impatience, but I was afraid of hurting you if I didn't say it. However, is it true? Don't say it, okay? " When people ask what this is, they say, "Burn your clothes." The man grabbed his clothes and said angrily, "Why didn't you say so earlier?" I said, "I'm impatient, I'm sure." -"Ming and Qing jokes"
There is a big bug that wants to feed in the wild. He saw the hedgehog lying on his back, so he called it a meat bowl and wanted to take it away. Suddenly accused (wěi), I curled up and left in surprise. I didn't know how to rest until I fell asleep in the mountains. Hedgehog just let go of his nose. Blade woke up and was very happy. He walked under the oak tree and looked down at the oak barrel. He whispered sideways, "I have been honored by a sage. I hope you will avoid the road!" " -"Open Yan Lu"
Those who go drinking at night will be drowned by heavy rain. When I saw a man standing under the eaves, I threw an umbrella to walk with him. After a long time, if you don't talk, you will be suspected of being a ghost; With enough to provoke it, even if it is not worth it, it will become more and more afraid and tend to be pushed under the bridge. Cake makers get up in the morning, rush into their doors and tell them ghosts. A little later, I saw another man, soaked to the skin, stumbling, howling for ghosts, and rushing to his own house. They laughed at each other in surprise. -"An Introduction to Ancient and Modern Tan"
2. How to say "love" in classical Chinese? Classical Chinese has the following expressions:
1, love. For example, a letter to Meng Haoran written by Li Bai in the Tang Dynasty: "Master, I cheered you from my heart, and your reputation rose to the sky". I love Meng very much. He is a noble and charming man, famous all over the world.
2. Mu. For example, Qu Yuan's poem "Nine Songs" in the pre-Qin period: "Laughter is awkward and appropriate, and the child wants to be gentle and graceful." Meaning: How beautiful it is to stare at a smart smile, and you will envy my graceful posture.
3. Love. For example, Tao Yuanming's "Returning to the Garden" in Wei and Jin Dynasties: "Birds love the old forest, but the fish in the pool lose their source." Moral: caged birds often cling to the mountains of the past, while fish in the pond yearn for the abyss of the past.
4. What a pity. For example, Yuan Zhen of the Tang Dynasty wrote three sad poems: "Ah, Xie's youngest and favorite daughter, unfortunately married this penniless scholar". Meaning: Xie Daowen, the favorite niece of Xie An, the prime minister of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, has never succeeded since she married Qian Lou, a poor man in Qi.
5. hello. For example, in the Tang Dynasty Du Fu's poem "To Li Bai at the End of the Sky", "Poets should beware of prosperity, but demons can haunt wanderers". It means: writing is the most taboo for public life, and traitors want good people to make mistakes.
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The meaning of "love" in classical Chinese;
1, poor; Compassion. About 502- 422 BC Zuo Qiuming's Zuo Zhuan? Twenty-two years old: "If you love serious injuries, don't hurt them." Meaning: If you pity him for being seriously injured, you might as well not hurt him.
2. cherish. Sima Qian's Chen She Family in the Western Han Dynasty: "Wu Guang loves his lover, and his foot soldiers are mostly users". Guangwu always cherishes talents, and most of his soldiers are used by him.
3. stingy. During the Warring States Period, Mencius wrote "The History of Qi Huan": "Why do I love Yifeng?" . Meaning: Qi is small, how can I be so stingy that I can't bear to part with a cow?
4. Love. In the Tang Dynasty, Han Yu's Teacher Theory said: "Love your son, choose a teacher and teach him". Meaning: (people) love children and choose teachers to teach them.
5. I like it. Du Mu's "Epang Palace Fu" in Tang Dynasty: "Qin loves luxury and people are homesick." Meaning: Qin Huang likes prosperity and luxury, and people care about their homes.
References:
Baidu Chinese _ "A Word to Meng Haoran"
Baidu Chinese _ Return to the Garden
Baidu Chinese _ "Nine Songs"
3. Who can tell me the paragraphs and language names of classical Chinese? Che Yin studied under Bao Ying and Sun Kang studied under Xue Ying.
One day, Kang went to visit Yin. Without seeing him, he asked where to go. The doorman said, "He went out to catch fireflies." When I answered Bai Kang, I saw Kang standing idle in the court and asked, "Why don't you study?" Kang said, "I don't think it will snow today."
-(Ming) Master Fu Bai's series "Laughing Forest" was sold with a dumb voice. People asked them the reason and said, "I'm hungry." He asked, "If you are hungry, why don't you eat cake?" Said, "It sucks."
(Two people whisper)-(Ming) Master Fu Bai's series "Laughing Forest" rice can talk. The wife of Li Ji, a native of Yan, is coquettish and dissolute, and often has an affair with a teenager next door. When Li Ji heard about it, he came up with a way to catch him.
One morning, Li Ji pretended not to be in town, but he looked carefully in the yard. I saw the neighbor's boy quickly enter the back room of Li Ji's house and plug in the door. Ricky immediately jumped out of the car and knocked at the door.
The wife was very scared indoors and asked the teenager, "My husband is here. What should I do? " The teenager was anxious and asked, "Is there a window?" The wife said, "There are no windows." The boy asked again, "Is there a cave?" The wife said, "There is no cave either."
The teenager said helplessly, "How can I get out?" At this time, the wife saw a cloth bag by the wall and said happily, "Great." The boy hurriedly got into the bag, let her put it on the floor in front of the bed, and told her, "If your husband asks, just say it's rice."
After packing, the wife quickly turned and opened the door to let Ricky in. Li Ji looked indoors again and found no adulterer. He came to the bed slowly and saw that the bag was full, and it felt particularly heavy to lift it. He asked his wife, "What is this?" The wife was so flustered that she forgot the instructions of the teenager and hesitated for a long time without telling her the reason.
When Ricky saw that his wife looked suspicious, he continued to ask more sharply. The boy in the bag was afraid of the exposure and could not help but answer, "I am Michaelis." When Li Ji heard this, he caught the adulterer and the adulterer on the spot and killed them.
Friendly reminder: the derailed person will quit! ]-Ming Luzhuo's "Sad Son Hou Yu" One year, when he was drunk, he passed the door of Lu's participation in politics and threw up all over the floor. The janitor of Lujia came over and scolded, "How dare you get drunk and spit at my door!" " Yugong raised a pair of drunken eyes, squinted contemptuously at the doorman and said, "It was your door that didn't cover the right place and actually pointed at my mouth!" " The doorman thought the drunken man's speech was very interesting, so he retorted with a smile, "My door has been built for a long time. Was it built in front of your mouth today? " Yu Gong pointed to his mouth and said, "Lao Zi's mouth has existed for several years! -Ming Fu Baizhai's "Ya Dou" owner fools eat wine. There was a man whose family was poor, and he couldn't afford to drink, and his capacity for alcohol was not good.
However, he loves to pretend to love face. Every time he goes out, he eats two distiller's grains cakes, feeling a little drunk, as if he had just drunk wine. One day, he met an old friend on the road. Seeing that he was a little drunk, his friend asked, "Did you just drink wine this morning?" He answered truthfully, "No, I only ate two bad cakes."
He went home and told his wife about it. His wife gave him advice and said, "If someone asks you again in the future, you can say that you have drunk, or you can put on a show."
He nodded in agreement. I met that friend the next day, and he said he had drunk. The friend suspected that he had lied and asked, "Is it hot or cold?" He replied, "It's baked."
Hearing this, my friend smiled and said, "You still ate the cake." When he got home, he told his wife about it, and she scolded him and said, "How can I say anything about baking wine?" ? Said it was a hot drink in the future. "
He said remember. The third time I met that friend, before his friend could speak, he boasted, "My wine is so hot today."
The friend asked, "How much did you eat?" He held out two fingers and said, "Two." -Ming Fu Bai Zhai master "Laughing Forest" cheated rice well. A man was so hungry on the road that he came to a family to steal food.
He said to his master, "I can mend the needle nose, but I have to eat something to work." The master was very happy, so he gave him a meal and found out all the broken needles and noses. When the man finished eating, the master asked him to mend them.
The man said, "Bring the broken needle nose, too." -Pan Ming Youlong "Laughing Zen Record" A person is on the road outside. It's getting late, and he wants to spend the night in a nearby temple, but he's worried that the monks in the temple won't agree. He went up to the doorman and said, "I have an inexhaustible thing that I want to give to Bao Si."
Hearing this, the monk not only readily agreed to let him in, but also showed special respect to him. The next morning, the monk came to say hello and asked, "What is the inexhaustible object that the benefactor said?" The man pointed to a bundle of broken bamboo curtains he put in front of the Buddha statue and said, "If you use it as a lantern stick, will it be inexhaustible?" -Pan Ming Youlong's "Laughing Zen Record" was filmed into a net. There is a fisherman and his wife. Their family is very poor. Even in the cold winter, there is no quilt, so they have to use fishing nets to keep out the cold.
In the middle of the night, they put their fingers out of the net and felt extremely cold. The couple secretly rejoiced and said, "How can those who don't have quilts live on such a cold winter night?" -Feng Ming magnum "Laughing Room" There are three people sleeping in the same bed in a trance.
In the middle of the night, a person felt particularly itchy on his leg. In a trance, he scratched the second man's leg, but he still felt the pain, so he scratched harder until he caught the bleeding. The second man touched his leg with his hand and felt wet. He thought it was the third person who wet the bed, so he quickly woke him up and urged him to get up and pee outside.
The third man got up bleary-eyed and stood outside to pee. Next door is a restaurant, and the sound of pressing wine has been dripping. He thought he hadn't finished urinating, but he stood until dawn. -Feng Ming magnum "Laughing Room" The hero father and son have two sons, both heroic and unwilling to let people.
One day, the father gave a banquet at home and asked his son to go to the market in the city to buy some meat. When my son was leaving the city gate with the meat he bought, a man crossed the street. Because of the narrow passage, both of them refused to give way and didn't want to lose face, so they stood there face to face with their eyes open.
Father left for a long time to see his son.
4. You can't save money by translating China's ancient jokes —— Laughing Room by Feng Ming Menglong.
A person is extremely stingy, and the stream in Lu Yu is newly rising. He is stingy to cross the river and wade desperately. In the middle reaches, the water washed down and drifted for half a mile. His son searched for a boat on the shore to save him. The boat wants money, and the money goes there. The son only pays five cents, and the price is uncertain for a long time. On his deathbed, the father turned to look after his son and shouted, "My son, my son, five cents to save you, but no money to save you!" "
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He is very stingy. Once, when he was on the way, he met a new river rising. Although he could cross the river by boat, he was afraid to pay for the boat, so he waded across the river regardless. Just to the middle of the river, it was washed down by the water and drifted for more than half a mile. His son is on the shore, looking for a boat to save him. The boatman set the sailing price and said that he could only go if he gave a sum of money. His son bargained for him and said that he would only give five points. This bargaining has dragged on for a long time, and there has been no conclusion. At this time, his father was dying. When he was dying, he turned around and shouted to his son:
"My son, my son, you can save it in five minutes and not a penny!"
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