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A joke about having triplets.

With the development of the national birth policy, many friends now have triplets, and they are very happy with Sambo. At this time, you need to tell your friends and relatives the good news and post it in the WeChat circle of friends. Some people don't want to say it in regular sentences, but they want to be funny and impressive. The following is a detailed introduction to the humorous good news of having three children and the funny sentences of having three children.

Humor The good news about three children is for reference only:

1, get rich overnight, get a daughter for the third time, as if winning the Mark Six lottery.

2. The third daughter was born, the mother and daughter were safe, and Capricorn became a cancer. I hope the baby can grow up healthily.

At ten o'clock this morning, my wife added a third little lover to me.

I am very excited to welcome the third China Merchants Bank.

5, there was a loud noise in the sky, alas, the three treasures came out.

6. My third pig is out of the market, so cabbage growers can have a good look at cabbage.

7. Thanks to CCTV, MTV and the motherland, the Three Treasures were successfully bred today.

8. My wife screamed for the third time, and a baby pig was added at home. If you want to know what's inside, you can get a red envelope quickly.

9. Although I have two construction banks, I now have another China Merchants Bank, Happiness ing.

10, 1+ 1=5, the third little cotton-padded jacket reported.

1 1. I planted a seed ten months ago, and today it finally bears fruit. I hope this third fruit grows healthily.