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Why do some people's looks don't match their actual age? Let's take some pictures of you. I am 40 years old.

I am 48 years old. I played a joke in Shanghai last year. An old father thought I was 67 and wanted to have a blind date with me. I said 47, that's it.

The first half of my life is too bitter. In his thirties, his hair turned white and his face was freckled. But I don't care. A teacher once said that he is nearly sixty and I am nineteen-some people are as beautiful as the moon, which is also his blessing to me. People are not only beautiful in appearance, but also beautiful in spirit.

The teacher often appeared on TV ten years ago. Everyone says that he is a scholar with good manners. You are lucky to know him! No, it was just an accident.

Stay at home in rainy days, 8 1 year is just 40, but my heart is young [yi tooth] [yi tooth] [yi tooth]

My 37 years! I have the honor to show myself with my friends! Happy to share pictures! Send out your true self!

1976, a Miao woman passed by in Guizhou, and her daughter was 2 1 year old. She keeps a good attitude, often does some happy things, such as singing, dancing and listening to cross talk, and seldom thinks about those annoying things, or doesn't think about them at all. As long as her heart is not tired, people will be young and her face will be rosy.

I am a tiger, 74 years old and 46 years old.

Proper exercise and a good attitude are very important. At the same time, don't smoke and drink, which is very harmful to your health. I couldn't tell when I was young. When your metabolism slows down after 40, you can see the gap. Why people who are also 40 years old look so different. May you be healthy and happy!

Be careful! As long as you are kind and beautiful! Be positive, accumulate virtue and do good! You are virtuous when you are good! ..... Perseverance, hard work ... Such a person has a good temperament! The appearance will not be bad!

I am 88 years old this year! Many young people look at me and call me big sister. I told them it was time to call me grandma.

They said, you are in your forties at most. How can I call you grandma! I said that I am 88 years old and my son is 55 years old!

They laughed and said, this big sister is really good at telling jokes! I showed them my ID card.

They all looked silly and shouted in surprise: So you are really 88! We should call you grandma!

They said that if you don't take out your ID card. We thought you were forty at the most!

I am walking with my son. People think my son is my brother. My son is embarrassed to come with me!

I don't know why an 88-year-old man has grown into a face in his forties.

Brush your old card when you take the bus! The driver stared at me. It is not good to use your parents' old age card. Tell me to put in a coin. I showed him my ID card. He has nothing to say!

Living as a young man is also a very troublesome thing. People younger than me often call me "Little Sister". They want me to help them! I don't help, they say I don't respect old people! How do they know I'm older than them!

In order to prove that you are really 88 years old, you can only carry your ID card with you. If I lost my ID card that day, I can't prove that I am 88 years old.

I feel that I have never been young, and I have made many jokes because of my age. I really have a mature face. Send some pure and beautiful photos, all of which were many years ago. Please help me to see if it is so old. There is a brick factory next door to my house, and all the coal used in it is pulled from Guangyuan. One day, the driver of the coal car came to see my father. I happened to be outside, and that uncle asked me if your brother was at home.

I'm a little embarrassed. I have no brothers. I didn't know it was for my dad until I asked. I was only 14 years old that year, and it was the first time I was hit.

17 years old, went to work in a shoe factory. An elder sister on the same production line asked me how old my child was. I joked, guess, my sister is five or six years old?

This looks really nice. The point is that she is old and still hits people everywhere on the production line. Later, I replied that it was only 17 this year, and I was despised in an instant without a husband and children.

When I was 20 years old, my father came to see me. We invited my uncle and his family to visit the scenic spots. At that time, the mobile phone didn't have the function of taking pictures. They all use cameras. After taking photos, find a photo studio to develop them.

As a result, the people in the studio actually said that the photos taken by the two brothers and sisters were quite natural. I was embarrassed to find a place to sneak in. After keeping calm, I replied, this is my dad.

What I hate most is guessing age, but there are always so many people who have this hobby, so I was often guessed to be in my twenties when I was a teenager. At that time, my greatest wish was to grow up to 25 years old as soon as possible.

There are only 20 to 24 photos of Su Yan. At that time, cameras and computer cameras were mainly used to take pictures, some of which were not very clear. I won't shoot if everything in the back looks good. Is it particularly mature and old-fashioned

I like the interaction with nature, because they will make my life full of fun! I was born in the Year of the Loong on June 4th. There is peace in constancy!