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As profound as an old novel. Chapter 60
Fang, it was a very funny thing when I went to the hospital to wash my mobile phone today. A woman actually said that I stopped here on purpose. Forget it, or don't say it. I'm embarrassed to say it.
One leng, she should be thinking about what happened to me. She was caught in the car, and she was still in the mood to tell other people's jokes here. She didn't ask me what was going on, just looked at me and waited for a while.
I'll tell you quietly, don't embarrass the police officer. I motioned Fang to stick his head in.
Fang felt strange, but she stuck her head in the past. I looked Fang in the ear and said to her in the lightest voice: This policeman is fake, he is a bad guy.
After that, I shook Fang and smiled first. Is it funny? Ha ha.
Fang's face flashed a trace of panic, but she was clever and smiled at once. It's interesting that there is such a thing! But not as interesting as what happened to me yesterday. That's interesting.
Really? Then why didn't you tell me? I pretended to be curious and said.
Fang also leaned close to my ear: What now?
I laughed, pretending to laugh my head off. Really? You lied to me, right?
Why would I lie to you? It's true. Fang said.
I leaned close to her ear again: don't panic, sit still and wait for an opportunity to escape.
What the hell are you two talking about? Don't whisper! The fake policeman shouted.
Officer, have you violated human rights? Can't we two women talk? I said discontentedly.
Cut the crap! Anyway, don't whisper to each other. The fake policeman said.
Officer, aren't we going to the police station? How do we drive to the suburbs? I asked.
Just cooperate and don't ask so many questions. The fake policeman said.
But I think it is very convenient. I was caught in a traffic jam, and now I have been driving for so long. Can you find a place to let me go first? I said.
How can you have so many things to do? Hang in there. We're almost there. The fake policeman said.
But I can't. You don't want me to pee in your police car, do you? I asked.
How dare you! Women are trouble! There's a gas station ahead, where you can take a toilet. The fake policeman said.
Because we are relatively calm, the fake policeman doesn't know that I have found out that he is fake.
Finally arrived at the gas station, the fake police drove the car directly to the door of the public beta. It's convenient to come down quickly. We have to hurry.
I also want to be convenient. Fang and I got off the bus and walked to the ladies' room.
Madam, what shall we do now? The mobile phone was thrown away again, so there was no way to call the police. What shall we do? Fang said.
Fang, we'll wait for you in the bathroom. When someone comes in, we'll ask her to help us call the police and then tell Ling Juan the license plate number. Ling Juan and the police will try to find us. I said.
I never thought that I was surprisingly calm at this time. If I were in the past, I would be scared to death.
But what if nobody comes in? Fang said.
Business in this gas station is very good. Someone should come in. If no one comes in, you go out for a while and run away. I can't run fast with a big belly. Only when you run, you have a chance. You run and shout. He is alone. If he wants to look at me, he won't chase you. Please inform Ling Juan when you run to a safe place. I said.
Mrs Fang's eyes are red.
Don't cry, just pretend as if nothing happened. It's no use crying now.
While speaking, someone came in. I was a little disappointed when I saw it. That is a little girl of seven or eight years old with beautiful big eyes.
I was afraid of scaring the child, so I stopped her with a smile at her convenience. What's your name, sister? You are so beautiful.
The little girl looked at Fang and me with big blinking eyes, and looked distrustful.
No, I have to say something quickly. If I don't go out, that fake policeman will be in trouble for me.
Little sister, can you do my sister a favor? I said to the little girl again.
The little girl nodded. That's what kids do. When adults say they want her to help, they will feel valued and willing to help.
You see, my sister is pregnant with a child, but she was cheated by a bad guy in the street today. Bad guys are waiting outside. If I go out, he will take me away. Can you tell your mother what I told you and ask her to call the police uncle? I said.
The little girl was confused and a little nervous, so she seemed at a loss, neither agreeing nor objecting.
Can you help your sister, little sister? I said anxiously.
I'm with my father. The little girl finally spoke.
Then dad must be waiting for you outside, right? Can you tell dad to call the police for me? I said.
As soon as I finished speaking, the voice of a fake policeman sounded outside: Come out! What are you grinding in there? Come out now!
I knew I couldn't put it off any longer, so I quickly whispered to the little girl, Listen, it's the bad guys outside who are talking. You must ask dad to help me call the police, okay?
Thankfully, the little girl finally nodded.
As soon as Fang and I got out of beta, the fake police couldn't wait, and their faces finally showed ferocious color. Why did you stay in it for so long? Get in the car!
There is a man in his thirties who leans against the car and looks at his mobile phone. He should be the little girl's father. At this moment, the little girl came out after him. She suddenly pointed to the fake policeman: Dad, my sister said he was a bad guy!
It is broken. Really naive. The child's view of right and wrong is too clear. As soon as he heard that the fake policeman was a bad person, he immediately said it to his face.
I was thinking about what to do next when Fang suddenly jumped on the fake policeman and hugged him: Madam, run!
This party promised to let her run, and now she wants me to run! Although she is loyal to the Lord, I can't run fast. She's really confused!
But now, I have to run.
I started to run, and Fang held the fake policeman's leg tightly. The fake policeman hit her on the head with his fist, so she just refused to give up. My heart is sour and my eyes are blurred with tears. Without thinking much, I ran forward. I can't help Fang because I'm pregnant. If there are tears, I'm afraid it will hurt my children. Forgive my selfishness.
I ran and called for help. There are many gas trucks in the gas station. Many people looked at all this blankly without making a gesture of help. The world is colder than I thought.
There is a convenience store in the gas station. I guess there should be a telephone there, so I rushed to the convenience store. Just about to rush into the convenience store, a white van suddenly rushed into the gas station. Before the car stopped completely, three men got off the car and caught me. I was thrown into the van like a dragged dog.
I dare not have any resistance, because I am afraid that too much action will hurt the baby in my stomach.
The truck door closed again and quickly left the gas station. I kept calling for help, and a man next to me hit me on the head with a heavy punch, and I suddenly fainted.
When I woke up, I found that I was tied to a chair. My first reaction was to know if the child was okay. I tried to move, but fortunately, there was no pain It should be nothing.
I began to observe the surrounding environment. The house is very humble. It can be said that I have never lived in such a humble house. The window is closed and covered with black cloth. I can't see outside. It's quiet, without the noise of the city. My initial judgment is that it should be in China.
At this moment, someone pushed the door and came in. It's the fake policeman, but his uniform has been changed into a plaid shirt. He looks mid-twenties, with a cigarette in his mouth, small eyes, big mouth and ugly.
Who the fuck are you ? Why did you tie me up? I said.
The fake policeman came over and didn't speak. He slapped me first and made me see stars.
Mara, you bitch, I was scolded by my boss for trying to escape. Do you think you can run? You run! The fake police beat and cursed.
Scum, what can you do to hit a woman? You have the ability to beat Ling Juan! See if he can kill you! You brought me here to make him pay, right? I tell you, your abacus is wrong. He and I are getting divorced long ago, and he won't give me any money. I scold.
How dare you shut up! He doesn't care about you, bitch. He will care about the baby in your belly. I'm afraid you are really worthless, but the baby in your belly is valuable, at least worth 3 million. The fake policeman said.
As soon as I heard it, I knew that this bastard was a small role, because he was such a loser. He even said that my child is worth 3 million. Three million yuan should be a lot of money for him. A person who can treat 3 million as a lot of money will definitely not be a big shot.
Three million is a piece of cake for Ling Juan. You should call him quickly and ask him to pay the money, and then you can let him go. If there is too much money, he will definitely be reluctant, but he will be a beggar for 3 million. I said.
You needn't worry about calling him. We'll handle it ourselves. Actually, you're pretty. If the boss lets go, I really want to try it. I don't mind that you are pregnant. The fake policeman said.
My in the mind a tight, thought can't let this bastard have wild desires for me, I am a pregnant woman, you can't touch me, if you touch me, I will bite off your tongue, then you will not only get a penny, and Lingjuan will kill you.
Don't say such threats, mainly because the boss won't let me move, otherwise I really want to try. You are so beautiful. The fake policeman said. Hope to adopt
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