Matchmaker's words and jokes

A few days ago, I grabbed the tail of my summer vacation and went back to my hometown for a few days.

Great changes have taken place in that remote village. The once dilapidated tile house has become rows of beautiful three-story buildings, with blue or red tiles on the outer layer of the building, which looks very imposing.

The slightly wider dirt roads in the village are now paved with cement. When it rains, the mud all over your feet will never stick to your shoes and shake off.

In the evening, my mother and I went to the vegetable garden behind the village to pick vegetables. When I walked to the west end of the village, I saw a woman with long hair singing wildly and repeated two lyrics: Everyone said that love is beautiful, but I don't care. I shed too many tears for love ... My voice is sad and beautiful.

I asked my mother doubtfully when a madman came to our village.

Mother sighed, alas, you don't know, she is not others, she is red crescent, she is crazy now, and she was driven back by her husband's family. She sits under that big tree every day, either singing crazily or sitting silly. Oh, what a good boy! What a sin!

What! The red moon, the red moon, is the most beautiful girl in the village and is called the village flower of our village.

Now he is crazy, how can this happen!

02

Recalling back to twenty years ago, Red Crescent was a very beautiful girl in the village. She has waist-high black hair. She likes to let her hair hang freely on her back, like a shiny satin. Compared with the yellow-haired girl with fluffy hair in the village, Hongyue's hair is comparable to the heroine in the shampoo advertisement, and what's more commendable is that she is pure natural.

A pair of bright big eyes are embedded in a beautiful face, and the skin is delicate and smooth. There is a small cherry mouth under the tall and delicate nose. Tall and straight figure, wearing a red tunic dress is like a bunch of rich peony in the mountains, delicate and charming in full bloom.

At that time, although the texture of clothes was only foreign cloth, it was not as good as silk brocade now. However, the most common clothes, worn on the red crescent, will shine brightly in an instant.

At that time, she was the fashion vane in the village. No matter what texture and color clothes she wears, the older girls and kannika nimtragol in the village follow suit, and no matter what beautiful hair bands or ribbons she brings, the people in the village follow suit.

Not only are people beautiful, but the songs are also very sweet. What songs are popular on TV, people can sing along with TV after watching them twice.

At that time, the spiritual entertainment of rural children was very scarce. Many friends gathered around to listen to Red Crescent singing, which was the most beautiful thing in that era. She sings a line, everyone sings along, and then everyone sings together.

Children are frolicking and singing, and adults in the west are chatting with their parents.

It is also a leisurely pastoral life.

Since Red Crescent fell in love, all the beauty has been broken.

03

A beautiful and virtuous woman is a good spouse of a gentleman.

There are two surnames in the village. It is an old rule that people with the same surname cannot marry, while boys with the other surname have the opportunity to whistle and wink at Red Crescent from time to time. Red crescent blushed and pretended not to see it.

Not only the boys in this village admire the Red Crescent, but also the boys in several villages next door often pass by our village intentionally or unintentionally, and then ride bicycles all over the village to find the Red Crescent.

Seeing Red Crescent teaching friends to sing at the entrance to the village, they stopped in the distance and their eyes were deeply attracted. I will chat with my friends from time to time. After being discovered, they fled in a hubbub. If they fled slowly, they would fall to the ground and their shoes would be thrown far away.

Seeing their ridiculous appearance of being defeated and fleeing, the partners smiled, laughing at the young boy who liked someone but dared not speak, and laughing at the simple beauty of that era.

Girls' feelings are always poetic and dreamy.

It didn't take long for a boy to break into the feelings of the red moon.

His name is Jiang, the son of a village party secretary, and he works as a Chinese teacher in a primary school.

Jiang, who wears glasses, is tall, thin, gentle and speaks slowly. He wrote powerful pen water and hazy and sensational prose poems.

The red moon

In a remote mountain village

You are the intoxicating red.

In the lush green leaves

Exquisite flowers

Bloom your own beauty

Your beauty is a simple wind.

Soft and comfortable to brush your cheeks.

Blowing through the wheat fields, the smell of wheat bursts.

Blow my heart with tenderness and sweetness

……

That incomprehensible sentence

That obscure poem

At that age of incomprehension,

When Red Crescent reads these prose poems, it is like white clouds floating in the sky, light and dreamy, or a brilliant sunset glow on the horizon in the evening.

She will shine her beautiful eyes with bright light.

The partners laughed and joked, alas, Red Moon likes Chinese teachers and wants to be the bride of Chinese teachers.

She'll be angry. Don't talk nonsense. Don't talk nonsense.

Several crimson clouds floated from my cheeks, reflecting the sunset glow on the horizon.

Even the air smells crimson.

The mountain village is simple and ignorant, and the marriage has always been arranged by parents.

The matchmaker said that someone's daughter is dignified and looks like a fairy. In fact, the girl's small eyes are flat, and her nose is not even beautiful.

So-and-so's son is tall and handsome, and looks like Pan An. In fact, in today's words, he is a short and poor representative.

Then blind date with each other, persuaded by seven aunts and eight aunts, then engaged and married. Two people who didn't say a few words made a perfect marriage, so they were born under the clever tongue of the matchmaker.

How incredible it is to think about it now, but it was so reasonable at that time. It also gave birth to many unhappy marriages.

The red moon is dating the Chinese teacher!

In a closed mountain village, this is immoral, corrupt and humiliating.

Oh, isn't it very lofty on weekdays? I don't like this, I don't like that, and I finally like the Chinese teacher.

Just, just, still a shameless girl who wants to hug a man. Awkward.

Oh, look at her coquettish appearance. I heard that she arched the cornfield.

Hee hee hee ... shame on you.

At that time, free love was more shameful than being a mistress or a bitch now.

Everywhere the Red Crescent goes, there are people pointing and hostile eyes behind it.

Good things stay indoors while bad things will go far away.

Soon, the Chinese teacher also heard the wind at home. The wife of the village party secretary is a famous bitch in our village. Relying on her husband as the village party secretary, she usually talks to her neighbors like an empress.

Hehe, the village party secretary, a small official as big as sesame, is actually a big official in that isolated mountain village.

Weddings and funerals in the village are all about cashing in the red envelopes of the village party secretary. A disappointment is to give you little shoes to wear and run around on you.

Many children in the village have written about it. My ideal is to be a village party secretary when I grow up. It can be seen how powerful the village party secretary was in that era.

The wife of the village party secretary looked disdainful when she knew that her Chinese teacher's son was in love with Red Crescent.

What? Only she deserves my son. This is a dream.

A girl who didn't graduate from junior high school thinks highly of herself. She even wants to marry a primary school teacher, and she won't pee in the mirror.

In fact, her own son, nominally a primary school teacher, just graduated from junior high school and worked as a substitute teacher in primary school through his father's relationship.

In the eyes of the wife of the village party secretary, the son is a young talent that girls all over the world can't afford. That's ridiculous!

04

On that cool night in early autumn, the night shone like crystal on the quiet small village, which stained the houses, trees and haystacks of the village with silver.

The red crescent snuggled up on the shoulder of the Chinese teacher and looked at the boundless night sky.

I heard that your parents are against our dating. Will you really marry me?

Of course, you married me, not my parents. Whether they agree or not is not important.

However, I am afraid that you will finally compromise with your parents and not want me.

No, I swear, I swear by the stars in the sky that if I fail the Red Crescent in this life, I will die of old age.

Hehe, fool, I believe you.

Let me song for you.

Hmm.

seek

Give me a reason to pursue.

Give me a glass of love wine.

Let me drink enough at a time

They say love is beautiful, but I don't care.

I shed too many tears for love.

I must get it back now.

Pick up the wine of love, crazy and delicious.

One drink won't make you drunk.

Your face is covered with tears of love.

Red mouth, curved arch eyebrows

a vast expanse of whiteness

Sending out the brilliance of youth.

……

Her broad voice is very suitable for such a love song.

The so-called pledge of eternal love is nothing more than a brave lie when you are not sure, and girls are willing to believe these illusory sweet words, and then rely on these sweet words to whitewash their love and find a high-sounding reason for their love.

The boy who swears may really love this girl at that moment, and may really want to live and die with her at that moment.

Fairy tales of princes and princesses do not exist in reality. In reality, it is more Qin Xianglian and Chen Shimei.

In the end, the boy did not resist the pressure of his parents and gossip, and gradually stopped looking for the red moon. Even the letter written by the trustee of the Red Crescent Society is like a stone without news.

It is sad, sad and unwilling for a girl to be left out by her beloved boy. Red Crescent began to wait for the Chinese teacher on the only way to work.

Red Crescent asked him why he ignored her, why he avoided her and why he didn't see her.

The Chinese teacher faltered and finally fled by bike, as if to avoid the plague.

That embarrassing look is a far cry from the young people who write poems.

After all, men are thin and cold. A vow of eternal love is just a fart on a whim. Who will remember?

Only girls can't extricate themselves from their past feelings and feel sorry for themselves.

Worse than being lovelorn is that Red Crescent is pregnant.

It is not a glorious thing for a girl to get pregnant even in this era, let alone that ignorant and backward feudal village.

Oh, I'm telling you, it's still girls who are knocked up by men.

Just, just, just not serious, slut, hoodoo.

Oh, I used to think it was noble. Let's see who dares to have this slut in the future.

That's right, that's right. Shame on you. You might as well die.

A group of wives are gossiping again.

Those big girls and little wives who once admired and hated the Red Crescent turned all the cowardice and inferiority accumulated in their hearts into dirty water and splashed it like the Red Crescent.

Gossip spreads all over the village, and spitting can drown people alive.

A girl is only in love, not in love, but pregnant. It is a normal thing in this society.

The big deal is to move a house, change a company, change a mobile phone number and a micro-signal QQ number. In the new environment, no one knows anyone and can live freely.

At that time, people seemed to have taken root in that village for generations, and the good and the bad were firmly attached to them, and there was nowhere to hide.

Everywhere you go, it's like carrying the banner of shame and being pointed at.

If you point fingers behind your back, you can pretend that you can't hear or see, and playing dumb is also an attitude towards life.

To make matters worse, many good people will say some dirty words in front of the Red Crescent.

Once, a woman in the village was pregnant. Red crescent greeted her with a smile. A few months later, her belly was so big. Pregnancy is very difficult. Originally, the Red Crescent was also a greeting and a kind greeting.

Who knew that paunchy woman had a strange feeling? Yes, of course it's hard to get pregnant. It's her life, and her family is looking forward to it. Unlike some people, no one wants it even if they are pregnant. It is sinful to abort such a living child.

Red crescent stood there, her face turned red and white.

Another time, a bachelor in the village touched Red Crescent's ass when passing by.

Red crescent cries hooligans.

The bachelor looked at the red crescent in a frivolous way. He was not the eldest daughter of Huanghua. Don't let him touch it. It's a whore that others don't want.

The red crescent is like a mouse crossing the street in the village, and everyone shouts and fights.

Her parents also found many matchmakers, hoping to get their daughter married as soon as possible.

However, the matchmaker seems indifferent. As for your daughter, who dares to have a romantic pregnancy before marriage?

Why don't you lower your requirements and I'll show you.

05

A few days later, the matchmaker came and said that Wang Er, a bachelor in the next village, was going to marry your daughter.

What, Wang Er, the lazy man. A notorious drunkard, gambler and goat.

Red crescent cried and told her parents that I don't want to marry him, and I can't marry him even if I die.

Her crying tore her heart out, hitting her head against the brick wall from time to time. Even if his forehead was bloodstained, Red Crescent's father was unmoved, and his arm could not twist his thigh.

Red crescent's father shouted, why can't you marry him? You failed to live up to expectations. Because of your own business, our family can't hold its head in the village. Get married quickly, and don't bother my family.

Parents made a decision, and Red Crescent's marriage was settled.

In the days that followed, I seldom saw Red Crescent hanging out with friends. Without the Red Crescent, no one taught my friends to sing, and there was no joy in the past.

Chatting with friends will also ask each other how Red Crescent is.

But few people know her news.

Several friends walked to the door of Red Crescent's house and were reprimanded by their parents. Go play with her and break your legs.

Parents' reprimand and many rumors in the village, for children who have not grown up and the ability to distinguish right from wrong, they can only follow their parents' wishes, and gradually fewer and fewer friends are looking for Red Crescent.

The once beautiful girl, the center surrounded by all the girls in the village, the most beautiful girl who sings best in the village, left countless memories of laughter and laughter.

Now when people see her, they scoff, laugh and walk away in humiliation like avoiding the plague.

Red crescent is still red crescent, and there are still those people in the village, but all this is quietly changing.

In fact, human nature is selfish and self-protective. Red Crescent and the people in the village have no deep hatred. Many people are just jealous of her, so they find reasons to insult her to show their purity.

In fact, many people don't agree with insulting others in their hearts, but they dare not stand up and speak for Red Crescent. Once they stand up, they are as unhealthy as the Red Crescent. It seems to stand on the opposite side of the masses and the public and become the target of public criticism.

I can only choose to follow the crowd silently.

It was an early winter season, with sporadic light rain in the sky, and the gray sky was like a huge stone, which made people breathless.

This day is the wedding of the Red Crescent Society.

The so-called wedding is poor, and the husband's family has no bride price and no wedding procession. The bride's family has no dowry and no relatives to marry.

A middle-aged woman in her husband's family is holding an inferior red cloth umbrella, and a middle-aged woman in her husband's family is carrying an inferior small box. Red crescent, wearing a red cotton-padded jacket, followed two middle-aged women out of the door.

When I went out, I symbolically set off a small string of firecrackers, just a small string and only rang a few times.

In the boring season, there is a joke that many people will not miss.

Among the onlookers, some people lamented that the Red Crescent was not worth it. A girl as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade actually married a loafer. I wonder what his parents think.

Some people sarcastically say that it is good for someone to want it, and a whore is not qualified to be picky.

No matter what others say, it doesn't matter. The important thing is that Red Crescent is married.

06

Red crescent is in the river, red crescent is in the river, go and save people, go and save people. The woman who sent the groom away ran and shouted in a panic and turned pale.

People in the village spread their legs and ran to the river. A few fast young strong men have taken off their shoes and got into the water, flopping about in the river ready to salvage.

This is a river, not a reservoir. It is artificially excavated to irrigate dozens of kilometers of farmland in Fiona Fang. The water surface is wide and deep, and the undercurrent in the water is swift.

Several young people with good water ability dived to the bottom of the water to continue their search, and the people on the shore were anxious.

"Fight to the Death" still awakens many people's conscience, praying that the girl from bad karma can be salvaged and landed safely.

After several twists and turns, Red Crescent was dragged to the shore by several young people.

Pale face, messy hair, tight eyes, lifeless.

Then he was carried by a tractor and sent to the town hospital.

Life is picked up, but because of drowning for too long, it hurts the brain and has serious mental disorders.

On the whole, she became a fool.

She often runs to the only way for Chinese teachers to attend classes and sits and waits for her.

She giggled when she saw him. Yes, she just smiled like that and kept a girlish shyness.

But he didn't want to see her again. In order to avoid her, he would rather quit his job and go out to work. I wonder if he will regret seeing her now and feel guilty. After all, she was once his favorite girl.

Maybe not. When he cruelly abandoned a girl who was pregnant with his own child, his conscience and morality were abandoned together.

A beautiful love has brought a devastating blow to a girl and paid a lifetime price. But who has ever condemned this man, this morally corrupt man.

Without his pursuit, she wouldn't fall in love with him, and without his courtship, she couldn't keep up. Why did all the public opinion finally point to a girl, and the initiator was a respected people's teacher?

Really tarnished the title of teacher.

A people's teacher became a shameless person. I don't know how to explain his shameless meaning in Chinese class. Let the students see him and know the meaning of shameless.

Since then, the Red Crescent is no longer the previous Red Crescent. The girl with silky hair, big eyes shining and a nightingale voice completely fell.

Today's red moon, with loose hair and messy knots, exudes an unforgettable taste. Staring at the distance with glassy eyes and empty eyes, sitting for hours. Occasionally, I sing, and my voice is sad, giving people a creepy sense of terror.

A kind and beautiful girl, the girl who is crazy about love, has become a madman!