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The diversity of soldiers' assault stories introduces soldiers' assault stories 1 to 5 episodes.
2. Episode 2: When Jesus was born, there might really be angels coming, but when Xu Sanduo was born, only the barbarians in the countryside were eager to see him. Dad Bai Xu hurried back to the field and announced to a group of neighbors: It's a son again! Call Xu Sanduo! 1984, the boss Xu was eighteen years old. Dad asked Le Yi to go to the county people's armed forces department to take part in the conscription physical examination. When he left, he took out two dollars from the bottom of the box and gave it to Le Yi. Le Yi was eliminated without a doubt. When Le Yi was beaten, Helsanduo watched happily. 1989 When Hull turned eighteen, his father asked him to go to the county people's armed forces department for a physical examination. When he left, he took out five dollars from his bag and gave Hull an exhortation: Save the flowers, your boy is not studying well, so it's time to go to the army for training. Hull was also eliminated in the first round. 1995, more than 30 years old 18 years old, old and helpless father gave more than 30 yuan: the family is poor, you are too stupid to do farm work. You'd better go to the army to save money, and maybe you can find a job after demobilization-there are too many children. ...
3. Episode 3: The siren of the stuffy tank car rings, and Xu Sanduo puts on a military uniform without a title and prepares to leave by car-only his father will come to see him off. The car was about to leave when Xu Sanduo in the stuffy jar car suddenly discovered the success around him-success eventually became a soldier. When the wheels started, my father tore at two gangsters who were picking fights under the car and shouted to the carriage: Son, do a good job in the army. At night, the car shook people dizzy and sleepy. The monitor is doing a job of boosting morale in the sound of sneering, and introducing that the army he is going to is an army with a long history. Early in the morning, Xu Sanduo was awakened by a shocking sound outside the car that she had never heard before. The door was opened from the outside. At this time, the thick barrel of a tank is close at hand, almost coming from the outside-Xu Sanduo, the first to respond, raised his hand like a block on his head. Gao Cheng, the company commander outside the car, ran angrily: What's that soldier doing? Play the captive!
4. Episode 4: After the training of XinBingLian, Xu Sanduo and his platoon are pulled by two cars: an air-conditioned bus and a camouflage military card. There are one or two production bases and one or two oil depots along the way. At dusk, only Xu Sanduo was left in the car. The instructor turned to look at Xu Sanduo: Here you are-Red Company, Row 2, Class 5, guarding the oil pipeline. The task is glorious and arduous. Xu Sanduo ha ha carrying things standing at the door of the class five dormitory-small stool littered with playing cards, scattered around the soldiers are not neat. It's a four-hour drive from the regimental headquarters, and the supply truck comes every three days. The task of guarding the oil pipeline is basically not dangerous. The guard task of class 5 says whether it is bitter or not, and whether it is tired or not, that is, two words: boring.
5. Episode 5: Xu Sanduo began to pave the way. He first drew lines in four rooms, then turned over the soil and patted it flat, and then picked up various stones from the wasteland to make patterns. Everyone just started watching jokes and thought it was just the same thing as writing novels and giving nicknames to kill time. When the first road from the dormitory to the dining hall took shape, everyone began to feel a little uncomfortable. Slowly things have become like this-everyone is doing something he doesn't intend to finish, but a fool is bent on finishing it with amazing speed and quality. The soldiers are still wrestling with poker, but there is always a fire in their hearts-how can that fool do such a boring thing so fully?
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