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Ask for a high score in the chapter "Ordinary World".
Long after the shock, although the solar terms have passed the vernal equinox, the continuous loess plateau is still the face of winter. The vegetation in Shan Ye is black and desolate. It's just that the night time is obviously shortened.
It was not until early April, the day before Tomb-Sweeping Day, that an overwhelming wind of rhubarb suddenly blew. The wind is very dark, and even the lights are on in the room in broad daylight. According to the usual experience, this yellow wind is a precursor to the warming weather. Yes, judging from festivals, there should be some signs of spring.
On Qingming Day, the yellow wind stopped. But the sky is still filled with dust, and the gray desert covers the world.
In the next few days, the climate suddenly warmed up. People were surprised to find that the willows on the street and on the river bank unconsciously pulled out green silk; The branches of peach trees and apricot trees have also been covered with pink buds. If you look carefully, there are some green shoots sprouting from the hay on the sunny hillside. At the same time, the branches of other trees began to glow with bright and vivid colors, bulging the buds of youth, as pleasing as a girl who just started to develop.
Life in Sun Shaoping is almost the same as usual: eating black sorghum noodles; Read borrowed extracurricular books; Wandering around the city. He continued to lend Hao Hongmei the books he had finished reading. They communicate more naturally now than when they started, and they know each other better.
After a long time, the students began to get familiar with it. He has established some kind of friendship with some poor students in the village. Because he reads a lot, many people like to listen to his stories. This made Sun Shaoping very happy and felt that he was no worse than anything. Coupled with the warming climate, the campus is already pink and green, and his mood is much more cheerful. Moreover, his light clothes and thin petticoat are just right now, neither too cold nor too hot. Except that I still can't fill my stomach, other aspects should be said to be quite satisfactory.
After work this afternoon, the whole class dug the land planted by their class in a ditch behind the school. In less than an hour, Sun Shaoping fainted from hunger. He shook his sickle feebly, trying not to fall behind others.
Finally, when it was almost time to call it a day, Runsheng from their village suddenly came to him and said, "Shao Ping, my sister came to see me at noon and asked me to take you with her and go to my second dad's house in the afternoon. She said she had something to tell you. My sister also told you not to eat on the school stove in the afternoon, but to eat at my second dad's house ... "With these words, Runsheng returned to the place where he dug.
Sun Shaoping was at a loss by this unexpected invitation.
Why did Runsheng's sister call him? And told him to go to her second dad's house!
This made him feel uneasy-Runsheng's second father is the deputy director of the county revolutionary Committee and a big shot in the county. Sometimes his second father passes by and goes back to the village, always by jeep. I remember that at that time, he often wanted to see the parked cars nearby, and he was too scared to go, not to mention inviting him to their house for dinner now!
However, he has a cordial feeling for Runsheng's sister Runye. Although Runye's father is the branch secretary of their village, and her second father is the leader of the county, the family background is of course much higher, but Runye is very kind to everyone in the village. Most importantly, Sister Runye grew up with her big brother and went to primary school together. Later, Sister Runye went to the county town to attend middle school, and my brother returned to the village as a farmer because his family was poor. But Sister Runye is as good to her brother as before. Later, Sister Run Ye taught at Chengguan Primary School in the county and became a public official. Every time she goes back to the village, she always comes to their home to chat with her brother. Every time she comes to their house, she always brings grandma some food bought in the city. What surprised the whole village most was that every time she went back to the village, she came to see her uncle Tian Er, a fool, with snacks. Tian er is stupid himself, and he has a stupid son. Father and son often pee in the kiln, which stinks. No one in the village usually goes to his house to step on his feet. However, Sister Runye often goes to see them with snacks, which has to make the whole village praise her virtue.
In contrast, Runye's father's reputation in the village is not as good as her. Because my father and brother are honest, and have a good temper, they often meet the secretary, so the relationship is not very good. However, my sister Runye has always maintained a close relationship with their family. Perhaps because of this, the secretary usually doesn't have a hard time with their family. He has always been filled with respect and gratitude for his sister Runye.
Supposedly, he should do whatever his sister asked him to do. But now he is asked to go to her second father's house for dinner, and he is really a little scared and embarrassed. He was heartbroken and hot when he thought that he was dressed in such rags and wanted to visit the distinguished county leaders.
Sun Shaoping still couldn't make up his mind until he returned to the dormitory from work and the school was about to have dinner. He thinks that if he doesn't go, he will be too sorry for Ye Jie. Run Ye Jie has something to say to him. If he doesn't go, maybe he will miss something that moistens Ye Jie. If he goes, he feels a little scared again. He has grown so big. I've never been to such a big leader's house, let alone go to someone else's house for dinner. Besides, he thinks his clothes are too embarrassing.
He suddenly thought of a compromise: he wouldn't go to Ye Jie's second father's house for dinner. He finished his meal at school. After a while, he went directly to Chengguan Primary School to find Runye. In this way, I can see Sister Runye instead of going to her second father's house. As for Chengguan Primary School, he knows that it is not far below the middle school, and he has been to the playground of this primary school when he was shopping a while ago.
After he made such a decision. It occurred to me that Runsheng might call him soon, so I can't stay in the dormitory. I have to find a place to hide.
He quickly left the dormitory and came to the yard.
Where are you going? He hasn't eaten yet-even if he has, he won't leave until others have finished eating. In the meantime, there will be some time. Anyway, we have to find a place
So he went out of a small door next to the general affairs room in the south. Come outside the school wall. He walked along the wall to a small ditch in the west.
Sun Shaoping stayed in this small ravine for a period of time, broke a green willow branch, whistled and blew in his mouth-he was obviously a little childish.
He entered the campus through the small door and came to the rice field after others had finished eating. He went to the front of the steamed stuffed bun basket and saw that there were only two black buns left in it-which showed that Hao Hongmei had taken her two.
He walked to the dormitory with two black buns. He thought that when he finished eating these two steamed buns and drank some boiled water, he would go to the primary school to find Sister Runye. Maybe Sister Runye hadn't returned to school from her second father's house at that time, but it doesn't matter. He can wait outside her door.
Sun Shaoping thought like this, holding two black buns and walking towards the dormitory door.
He froze at the door: he saw Sister Runye sitting on the edge of the kang in his dormitory, watching him smile-apparently waiting for him to come back.
Shao Ping can't even talk right away. However, Sister Runye came forward and said with a smile, "I asked Runsheng to call you to my second father's house. Why don't you come? " "I ..." He didn't know what to say.
Sister Run Ye quickly grabbed the two black buns from him and asked, "Which one is your bowl?"
He pointed to his bowl.
She put the bun in his bowl and said, "Come and have dinner with me!" " ""I ... "
Moist leaves have come and pulled his cuffs.
Now there is no way to refuse, Shao Ping had to run with Ye Jie.
He followed and adorned Ye Jie all the way into the door of the county revolutionary committee. After entering the gate, his eyes scanned the sacred place nervously. The caves of the county revolutionary Committee are lined up along the hillside, and there is an auditorium squatting on it, which gives people a very spectacular sight. At night, if all the caves are lit, it will be like a magnificent building.
Now, Shao Ping saw the edge of the brick wall in the top row of caves, and Runsheng leaned out to watch them go up. Runsheng smoked a cigarette and skillfully played the ash. Tian's precious son knew the attitude of cadres' children as soon as he entered the city.
And Ye ran into the yard of her second father's house. Run Sheng came up to him and said, "I went to the dormitory to find you twice. Where have you been? "
Shao Ping was a little embarrassed and said, "I ... go and give my head back to school." While lying down, he took a look at this famous courtyard: a four-hole cave and an independent small courtyard; There seems to be several other leaders living on the other side of the wall, and the pattern is exactly the same as this yard. There is a small room on the east side of the yard, next to a pile of charcoal blocks, which is obviously a kitchen. There is a small altar in the west of the yard, and a man in a gray sweater is digging the soil with a shovel. He thought this was Runye's second dad. A closer look shows that he is a gray-haired veteran cadre, whom he has never seen before.
Confused, he followed Runye into a cave on the side. Runsheng said he was going to the movies, but he met him and left.
Runye let him sit at a square table, and then went out to arrange a meal for him. Now he is sitting alone in this strange place with his heart still pounding. There seems to be nowhere to put your hands, so you have to put them on your legs and knees. Fortunately, there is no one in this room. He looked around and found that there was no kang in the cave, only some boxes, cabinets and other sundries. The cave is not small, leaving a lot of space. There is a circle of chairs and stools around this square table, which is obviously a special place to eat.
Just then, he heard a woman talking to Runye outside. When she heard that Runye called this person, she knew that this was Tian's lover-I heard that she was a doctor in the county hospital and was very good at surgery. People went to the county hospital for treatment and hurried to see Dr. Xu.
Hearing Dr. Xu's voice shouting loudly, he said, "Dad, why don't you wear cotton-padded clothes?" Watch out for colds! "I heard an old man answer in a low voice," I'm not cold ... "I guess it was the old man who just saw digging beside the flower bed in the yard, and it turned out to be Director Tian's father-in-law. "。
Soon, Runye came in with a red lacquer plate.
He stood up quickly. Runye put the plate on the table of the Eight Immortals, then put a bowl of stewed pork vermicelli in front of him, and then put a plate of white steamed bread on the table. She touched his arm affectionately and said, "Sit down and eat quickly!" " We've already eaten. You eat yours and I'll go out and wash the dishes. Don't be afraid, have a good meal, I know you can't eat well at school ... "She went out with a wooden tray.
Sun Shaoping's throat and eye bone stirred up violently. The smell of meat, vegetables and steamed bread made him dizzy.
He sat down, picked up chopsticks and took a long breath first. He didn't want to think about anything, just bowed his head and thanked Run Ye Jie for leaving him here alone, otherwise he would be embarrassed to eat this delicious meal!
He scraped a big bowl of pork vermicelli and swallowed five steamed buns. He could have eaten two steamed buns, but he restrained himself-it was already bad!
He put down his chopsticks and felt a little sick in his stomach. He eats too much and too fast; He digested the appetite of sorghum flour cakes and could not stand this unexpected favor.
He got up from the stool and took two steps. At this moment, Ye Jie ran in, followed by a girl smiling at him. Luk 10: 10 Sister said to him, this is Xiao Xia, the daughter of my second father. You don't know him? She also went to high school. "
"Are you in the same class as Run Sheng?" Tian Xiaoxia asked him generously. "Well ..." Shao Ping suddenly felt his face burning like coals of fire. The first thing he realized was his dirty clothes. Standing in front of this handsome and well-dressed female classmate, he felt like a beggar begging at her door.
Moisten leaves to tidy up the bowl chopsticks, Xiao Xia enthusiastically make tea for the ground.
Xiao Xia put the teacup in front of him and said, "We are fellow villagers in the same village! Come to our house when you are free. I'm seventeen years old and I haven't been back to our village! When will I go back to our Shuangshui Village with you and Run Sheng ... I'm in Class 2, Grade 1, and I heard from Run Sheng that there are two classmates in our village, both in Grade 1 1 Class, and I didn't know you either. You see, my hometown is really outrageous! "
Xiao Xia speaks standard Mandarin with minor dialects. Her personality is very cheerful, and you can tell at a glance that she has seen the world! Shao Ping also found that the shirt outside Tian Xiaoxia was covered like a boy, which made him feel extremely surprised.
He stood up, still hot with nervousness. Runye sent chopsticks to the kitchen, and when she came back, she quickly said to her, "Sister, I'll leave if I have nothing to do ..."
Runye probably saw his embarrassment and smiled and said, "I haven't talked to you yet!" " "
Shao Ping remembered that running to Ye Jie was not just inviting him to dinner, she had something to tell him!
Sister Runye seemed to understand his difficulty very well and immediately said, "All right, I'll see you off, and we'll talk on the way."
"Drink some water before you go!" Xiao Xia turned the glass in front of him. "I am not thirsty!" He said awkwardly, like a farmer.
Xiao Xia showed two rows of white teeth and said with a smile, "Then I poured this glass of water for you for nothing!" "
Shao Ping immediately realized that this was a slightly teasing joke. This kind of joke is actually a kind gesture. However, this made him more restrained, even flushed and speechless.
Seeing that he was so embarrassed, Xiao Xia nodded to him with a smile and went out.
So he got up and went back to school with his sister Runye.
When they walked to the door of the county revolutionary Committee, they met Director Tian's home. Shao Ping knew Runye's second father-he sometimes passed by and often returned to the village. "haven't you eaten yet?" Runye asked her second dad.
"Just after the meeting ..." The county leader's facial features are very similar to his brother Tian, but his hair is combed back and his face is much kinder than his brother.
"Whose doll is this?" Tian pointed to him and asked Run Ye.
"This is our village Ann less his brother! I only went to high school this year ... "Run Ye said.
"Oh ... Sun is the second child! You have grown so big. Just like your dad, big guy ..... and Xiao Xia a class? He turned to ask Ye who was running.
"It is not a class with Xiao Xia, but a class with Runsheng." Runye answered him. "Whose doll in our village is in high school?" Tian asked again. Shao Ping pulled his finger restrictively and said, "There's Jinbo."
"She? His doll ... "
Less flat head "bang" rang, knowing that his answer to the question was inaccurate. Runye smiled and quickly said to the second dad, "Jin Bo is Jin Junhai's child." Director Tian also smiled and said, "Oh, Junhai is driving in a regional transportation company ... It's so dark, let's go home for dinner!" " "He called Shao Ping and said. Runye said, "I've already eaten. I'll see him off! "
"That's good. Often come here ... "Tian, director of the unexpectedly held out his hand and shook hands.
Shao Ping hurriedly pulled out his hand in panic. Director Tian shook his hand, smiled and nodded, then grabbed his arm and turned to go home.
Shao Ping wiped the sweat from his right hand on his lapel, and followed Runye to the stone slope road leading to middle school.
After walking for a long time, Runye suddenly asked him, "Will you go home this Saturday?"
"Come back." He replied.
"Go back and tell your brother to take a break recently and come to me ..." When she spoke, she didn't look at him, lowered her head and kicked a gravel block far away.
Shao Ping couldn't figure out what she asked his brother to do at the moment. Since embellish Ye Jie unknown said, he is not good to ask. He just casually said, "My house is in a mess, and I'm afraid he can't get away ..."
"Anyway, no matter how to call him again recently! Be sure to give him the news! Tell him to come directly to the primary school after he arrives in the city! " She told him firmly.
Shao Ping knew that his brother seemed to be coming, so he said to Sister Runye seriously, "I will definitely tell him what you said!"
"That's good ..." She gave him a friendly look.
The sky began to dim vaguely. In all directions of the city, the lights have been flashing. The wind gently caressed people's cheeks. You can vaguely smell the fresh smell of soil and grass buds. How nice, a spring night!
Now, my sister ran Ye and sent him to the school gate. She stood still and said, "Go back quickly ..." With that, she took something out of her pocket, stuffed it into his pocket, and immediately turned to leave. After a few steps, she turned around and said, "You can exchange some food stamps for flour and rice ..."
Shao Ping has not responded yet. What's going on here? Running Ye Jie has disappeared at the corner under the slope.
He just stood in the dark, reached into his pocket and held the small paper bag tightly. His nose was sour and tears blurred his eyes. ...
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