Tell me an adult joke, and I will give extra points to whoever tells the funniest joke ~

There are four people living.

People on the first floor like to eat cucumbers.

People on the second floor like to paint things green.

People on the third floor like to pee on the balcony.

People on the fourth floor like to play with broadswords on the balcony;

One day when playing with a broadsword on the fourth floor, the blade fell off.

Cut off the penis of the person who urinates on the third floor

Fell to the second floor and was painted green.

Fell to the first floor and was bitten by someone on the first floor. ...

Fire?Extinguisher?

A woman walks into a sex shop and wants to buy a vibrator. The boss said, "It's all on it. Choose for yourself. " After careful selection, the woman said, "I want the red one!" The boss took a look and said, "Miss, that's a fire extinguisher!" "