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My brother, 450 words 1
There are many familiar people around me: my nagging mother, my humorous father, my busy grandfather and my diligent teacher. But the person I know best is my sweet, cunning and helpless brother.
My brother’s “cherry mouth” has many rich expressions. When he was happy, he opened his mouth and smiled. When he is unhappy, he will pout and hang two oil cans without any problem. Don't think that hanging two oil cans is enough. He even burst into tears and stuffed dates into his mouth. Don’t think you can do it in ten. There’s still room for fifteen people!
My brother’s biggest hobby is reading. I also like to read books, but I am still a bit young compared to my brother. He likes to read all kinds of books, comic books, novels, history books... As long as it is called a book, he will read it. At first, I didn't like his reading. Because every time I bring a book back, whether he has read it or not, he will pick it up and read it. That look was like a devil coming into the village to steal things. It was so ugly, but it also proved that he loved reading.
In addition to his love of reading, his younger brother is also very "cunning".
One time I came back from a friend’s house and put the “secret letter” my friend gave me on the table, and then I planned to go to the toilet. When my brother saw it, his eyes suddenly turned around, as if thinking: Hey, let me see the letters inside! I didn't think something was right, so I wasn't going to go to the bathroom and come back. When my brother looked at it, he thought about it for a while, but found that he pushed the table three times with his feet, making a "da da da" sound. The younger brother pretended to look at the door and said, "Sister, open the door." I believed it, so I went to open the door, but I was deceived. Looking back, the letter was long gone.
I hope my brother can become smarter and stop playing tricks on me like he used to, but I still like him very much. My brothers, 450 words 2
I have many brothers and sisters, the eldest brother who loves to look in the mirror, the second brother who loves sports, the enthusiastic sister Min, the acne-covered brother Min, and Qin who is an excellent dancer. Sister, the hard-working Sister Yanzi, Sister Jingjing who watches TV all day long, Sister Luping who likes to play with computers, Brother Teng who loves to play with bullet guns, Brother Feng who is fat and fat, Sister Kaifan who is thin and tall, who loves to sing. Sister Tianying...
My favorite brother is Brother Feng. Although he is only a year older than me, he is a head taller than me and weighs about twice as much as me! One of his thighs is so fat that it can compare to both of my calves! He is very strong and can carry me up three floors in one breath! His fat face looked like two meat buns stuffed in his mouth, bulging and soft to the touch, so comfortable! When Brother Feng buys snacks or something delicious, he stuffs them into my mouth, hoping that I will become as fat as him! He doesn't like studying, and he only scored nine points in the final exam. However, he helps his grandparents with housework every day and is very hardworking.
The cutest one is sister Tianying! Her sparse, yellow hair is tied into two braids, her skin is fair, and her eyes narrow into slits when she smiles. She often sings, dances, plays house, comes to my house to play, pretends to be a teacher or student... She likes to command others, like a little housekeeper. I teach her to study every day, and she is obedient, but she can't teach her no matter how hard she teaches, and she won't admit defeat. She must eat by herself and no one else is allowed to feed her. When he spoke, his head moved back and forth, and his voice was very sweet. When she was angry, she pouted loudly, put her hands on her chest, stared at you, and said, "I won't play with you anymore!" Within two minutes, she forgot everything.
Although we live in different cities, when the Spring Festival comes, we get together, play happily, and do homework happily. We help each other, take care of each other, and remain friendly. My brother, 450 words 3
I have a younger brother. A beautiful brother. He has a pair of small eyes, and those eyes move around, making him look a little naughty. His little mouth is never idle. Let him open it and take a look, toys, paper, and food! He always has something in his mouth. He likes to play, he is very cute, and he is my little brother Liangliang.
I have a younger brother and a naughty younger brother. He didn't go out for an hour or two from morning to night, and he made noise all day long. Once, Liangliang was alone and having a great time. Although I was reading, I still went to see what Liangliang was doing from time to time. Suddenly, he seemed to think of something. He ran straight to the door and watched him push it open. Then I realized: Initially, Liangliang wanted to go out and play! He pushed again and couldn't move. So I ran to the kitchen and I quickly followed. I saw him pulling grandpa to the door, pushing the door open and taking grandpa's shoes to his feet. Grandpa was very distressed and went out to play with Liangliang.
I have a younger brother and a lovely younger brother. Once, I sat on the bed and taught Liangliang how to read. I saw him rummaging around, looking distracted, as if he wasn't listening. I wanted to test him, so I asked Liangliang: Liang Zi, where are the eyes? "He looked at me and didn't respond. I didn't want to, so I asked again. Liang Zi, where are your eyes? Where are your eyes?" He pointed at my nose, and I had no choice but to say: This is the nose! "But he didn't listen to me and picked up my nose as if he wanted to play. I really couldn't help him.
I have a younger brother, a beautiful younger brother, a naughty younger brother and a Cute brother. I love my little brother. My brother, 450 words 4
Hope, hope, I can finally go to grandma’s house on February 1, because grandma’s house has my brother——Zhang. King Kong.
Xiao Jinggang is very handsome and masculine. He has thick hair on his round head and a pair of "eights" on his light yellow face. The eyebrows have a pair of bright and bright eyes, the eyes have a small mouth, the mouth has two rows of white and neat teeth, and a pair of ghosts.
Once, my uncle and aunt took little Jingang to the shopping mall. Xiao Jingang touched the car and Transformers for a while, leaving his uncle and aunt behind. Xiao Jingang felt that enough was enough, and only thought of his parents, and then stopped and said, "Dad. The man suddenly stretched out his hand and said: Who are you?" Xiao Jinggang said: Who am I? you do not know? "King Kong!" King Kong! come over! "It turned out to be his father," Xiao Jingang suddenly realized. He looked up at the man's face, said sorry repeatedly, and ran away.
Another time, when Xiao Jingang saw her aunt taking brown pills , she said in a disgusting way: Mom, do you like me the most? "My aunt said: Yeah! "Xiao Jinggang added: Should I eat some delicious food?" My aunt suddenly understood, gave Xiao Jingang a pill and said: Take it. "Little King Kong licked it and said: No! How painful, how painful!" It turned out that Xiao Jingang took the pills as chocolate beans. Haha, so funny!
Is my brother interesting? My brother, 450 words 5
Tonight, it’s really boring. Sometimes I play cards with my brother, sometimes play video games, sometimes play skipping, sometimes play chess. But after playing for a long time, it was no longer interesting to play, so I had to watch TV.
I turned on the TV and saw that the TV program was "My Brother's Name is Shunliu". I couldn't wait to pick up the snacks and eat them, eating and watching at the same time. A soldier of the New Fourth Army named Shunliu, he hit everything with perfect accuracy. When he shot the enemy with his gun, he was very calm and not careless, watching the enemy's movements carefully. Commander Chen Dalei ordered the recruits to load bullets for the veterans. I asked my father strangely: "Dad, why did the commander ask the recruits to load the bullets for the veterans? Are the recruits distracted when shooting? Or are the recruits still unfamiliar with guns?" Dad said: "The recruits have not practiced. , so let the new soldiers load the bullets for the veterans. "The soldiers regarded death as home and risked their lives. One soldier after another fell to the ground. I was particularly worried about whether the New Fourth Army could defeat the enemy.
On the battlefield under heavy artillery fire, the stupid enemy will only rush forward. The smart, brave and agile New Fourth Army lurks in a large trench. The enemy stupidly passes through the trench of the New Fourth Army. When the New Fourth Army heard the movement, they stood up quickly and used machine guns to kill the enemy in front. The enemy in front realized that they were lurking, but it was too late.
A soldier blew a trumpet and said: "Come on.
"The soldiers used quickly ran out of the trenches to fight with the enemy's bayonets. Several soldiers used grenades to blow up the enemy's armored vehicles regardless of their own safety. No one was afraid of death.
I learned from watching "My Brother's Name is Shunliu" To the spirit of perseverance and bravery. My brother, 450 words 6
I have a brother who is very close to me. His name is Huang Tianzheng. Although we are not born to the same mother, we are also related. A deep sense of brotherhood.
He has a big head, thick eyebrows and a big mouth. A pair of dimples appear on his chubby face when he smiles.
He was born in a wealthy family, but he doesn’t like high technology very much. He only has a soft spot for skateboards. Therefore, he has many skateboards in his home: scooters, four-wheel skateboards, and "dragon boards". ", drift board... Although he loves skateboarding, his adaptability and balance are relatively weak, and he often falls to his knees when trying out new skateboards. In addition to skateboarding, he also likes eating snacks, which makes him 14 The 6-year-old child has become a little fat man weighing more than 100 pounds, with a small "general belly". He doesn't like to exercise, so his weight continues to increase.
Although he is very fat, his grades are not good. Always ranked first in the class, even first in the grade, he began to feel dissatisfied with his weight, so he made an exercise plan during the summer vacation: running 4,000 miles on the treadmill every day. 10 times each on the hand grip machine, 10 times on the tension machine, and 5 times on the left and right hand benders. I joined in to keep in shape. As a result, he was in high spirits for the first 5 days, but by the 6th day, he was like an eggplant beaten by frost.
But another 12 days later, he pestered me to help him lose weight, and lo and behold, he came over again
>This is my brother. Although he is a little fat, he and I have always been "iron buddies". My brother, 450 words 7
My brother is a naughty child. I was angry and worried. However, he always thought of me and helped me when I was in trouble.
As my sister, I have a responsibility. I'm worried about him, but he is absent-minded in class and doesn't pay attention. When I was a child, I really didn't know where to start teaching, so I could only force him to learn and learn. Forgetting it after a day or two means not studying. He doesn't listen to me and sometimes refutes me.
Not only that, my brother always worries me. The problem is also the problem of getting along with classmates. My brother is timid and more people bully him (that is, scold him once or twice, make a show, etc.) I have to deal with it. Good. To be honest, my brother helped me a lot.
One day, my good friend and I were sitting by the flower pond chatting. A kid of about six years old didn't know what to do behind me. After all, it was a kid, so I didn't really care. As I chatted excitedly, he grabbed the hairpin from my head. When I found out, it was too late, he was already hiding in the classroom.
What should I do? He couldn't go in and get it, and he wouldn't come out. I was spinning with anxiety, but there was nothing I could do, I couldn't walk away. My friends are worried too. They hung out with me at the classroom door. "Sister, what are you doing?" I heard a familiar voice. (The savior is here! I explained the reasons and results to my brother. My brother knocked on the door calmly: "Report." After saying that, he walked into the classroom: "Teacher, the students in your class snatched my sister's hairpin. (He I am timid in front of my classmates, but brave in front of others. For example, my teacher asked the child to return my hairpin to me and apologize to me.
At that time, I thanked my brother from the bottom of my heart. Makes me stand in awe.
This is my brother, but he is very cute! My brother, 450 words 8
My brother I have a good buddy. He has big round eyes. However, you don’t have to think that his eyesight is good. He is the best in our class. The first person with myopia of 400 degrees Celsius! His mouth was red, and there was a pair of big rabbit teeth growing out of his red mouth! He is very cute. Everyone in the class said that he had a high IQ, but he was a little proud.
One time, all the students took a math test, and he was the only one who scored 100 points. He would run around the world to show off that he had 100 points. Sometimes he would say to his classmates: Look! I am the only one with 100 points, which proves that my intelligence is higher than everyone else, so everyone should be envious of me! My brother is so proud and can never change.
His songs are also very nice, especially those sung by Zhang Jie. He would hum the song "Reverse Attitude" when he was peeing, when he went to the cafeteria to eat, and after class. But he didn't sign up to participate in the previous cultural and arts festival performances. He said the songs were not good.
He gets angry easily and gets furious if someone takes off his glasses. When he gets angry, his round eyes widen, his lips are as tight as a safe, and he squeezes his fist like a bag, as if he is fighting for his life with the other person, and he has to use it. Try your best to fight the other side to the death.
He is also very funny. He often tells some jokes for me after class, making me laugh so hard that I can’t even stand.
Who is he? Think about it, you already know it without me telling you.
He adds a lot of joy to our lives. My brother, 450 words 9
My brother I have a good brother. He has big round eyes. However, don’t think that his eyesight is good. He is number one in our class. A person with more than 400 degrees of myopia! His lips were red, and there was a pair of big rabbit teeth inside his red lips! He is very cute. People in our class say that he has a high IQ, but he is also a little proud.
Once, the whole class took a math test, and he was the only one who got perfect scores. He would run around the world, showing off that he had perfect scores, and sometimes said to his classmates: "Look! I am the only one who got perfect scores." A perfect score proves that my IQ is higher than yours, so go ahead and envy me! "My brother is so proud and will never change.
His songs are also beautiful, especially those sung by Zhang Jie. He would hum the song "Reverse Attitude" when he went to the toilet, when he went to the cafeteria to eat, and after class. But he didn't attend the last arts festival performance because he said the song was too ugly.
He is very easy to anger and will get angry whenever someone takes off his glasses. When he is angry, his round eyes will be wide open, his mouth will be sealed tightly like a safe, and he will squeeze his bag-like fists hard, as if he wants to fight the other person desperately, and must use all his strength. He spends all his energy fighting with the other party to the death.
He is also very humorous. He often tells me some jokes after class, which makes me laugh so hard that I can’t even stand up.
Who is he? I guess you already know it without me having to say it.
He adds a lot of fun to my life. My brother, 450 words 10
A class is a big family. I love my class and everyone who makes up the class.
When I first walked into this class, I felt how warm it was and how much like my home in another world. I immediately became a member of this family. My classmates were my brothers and sisters, and the teacher was my big sister, who played and studied with us.
We spent spring, summer, autumn and winter together, leaving pieces of colorful laughter behind.
No matter what difficulties my brothers and sisters encounter, we will always lend a helping hand.
Xiaoqiang accidentally fell down while playing a game and scratched his skin. Everyone carefully helped him up and hurriedly brought a kettle and paper towels to wash the wound.
Xiaoqiang looked at everyone gratefully and didn't know what to say.
He clearly fell behind in his studies, so several class cadres took turns to make up for him. Within a few days, Mingming's performance caught up.
There are many such things. I will tell you slowly one day.
This year I am in the 6th grade, and the class is more united. After all, we have been in a relationship for 6 years. My mother was transferred to another place this year, and she said she wanted me to go to school there. I'm anxious, I can't leave you, everyone, the teacher, and this big family. I cried that night, I cried so sadly. I stayed up all night that night. I was afraid that when I woke up, I would already be over there, separated from you by thousands of mountains and rivers. I begged my mother not to take me there, even for this semester. I want to spend the last semester with you. After my pleading, my mother finally agreed to let me study here for another semester. My brothers and sisters, let us cherish these times together, cherish the days we are together, and cherish every moment between us.
My brothers and sisters, my brothers and sisters, my brothers and sisters... I have called you thousands of times in my heart. My brother, 450 words 11
When I was in junior high school, I played very well with several classmates in our class. They are my good brothers and my lifelong friends.
Because we are boarding in school and spend a lot of time living together, we are always inseparable. Although we have many shortcomings, we can endure it. Our temperaments are very compatible. We do everything together and our friendship has always been very good.
We all make mistakes sometimes, such as skipping classes to play basketball together, sleeping in the dormitory together and skipping classes to surf the Internet together. The teacher was also very distressed at the time because we were always undisciplined. He persuaded us many times and said a lot of things, but at that time the young and passionate people did not listen to the teacher and kept acting like that, and the teacher ignored us!
In this way, until the time for the high school entrance examination, we all got angry. What should I do now if I don’t usually study? With such a mood, I finished the exam and gave up on my high school dream! Later, when I graduated, my teacher He called us together and asked us what we should do in the future. Our friends were already preparing to work in other places. The teacher asked me to go to a technical school. I also wanted to learn a skill so that my life would be easier in the future. My friends all planned to go to other places. I moved into their home and asked them to study in a good school like Hefei, while I went to study in a primary school in the county. When we were about to leave, we were very reluctant to leave. After all, we had lived together for three years. I feel very sad after the separation!
I have been feeling depressed after the separation, thinking about brothers who have lived together for such a long time. Now we only see each other a few times a year, and the chance of them all getting together is very slim.
Here I sincerely wish them all the best in their future life and work. Come out early! My brother, 450 words 12
"I want to eat that bag of small cakes.," No, you are too fat. "I didn't eat much food at night!" "Ah-ah-this kind of thing happens to a person every day. He is my brother Zhao Zhipeng.
My brother has a pair of small eyes, a small mouth, a pair of small ears, and a small nose. and a pair of big eyebrows. After listening to my introduction, you must have a handsome face and a pair of small eyes, but he only has one big shortcoming: fat man. If you take a bus together and you accidentally catch him, He doesn't feel pain because if you grab him, he doesn't feel pain because you grab a piece of his body. He's so fat now that my sister can't bear to look at him - he walks wobbly, With a big belly, running is more useful.
I just said that he has a pair of strong eyebrows, but his nature is not strong, but a "coquettish maniac".
My aunt wants to go there. Shopping. There is a KFC nearby. My brother was very happy when he heard this.
There is something to eat and play, let’s go with my mother! Mom, you can take us there! "I'm going to buy a jar." What are you doing?" my aunt said. "KFC has Internet access. He said: Just order some fries. "My aunt said: We have to squeeze into the bus. Don't go." "Oh" my aunt said it will be very crowded when she comes back. Don't go. My brother is very anxious. Go ahead. "He took us there.
My brother is such a person. My brother, 450 words 13
I have a younger brother, his name is Ying Zhishuo. He He is 3.5 years old. He has a red, fleshy face with big eyes. Everyone who sees him can't help but say: "What a handsome boy!" "Although he looks very quiet, he is a naughty boy. I remember one time, when I was doing my homework, my brother ran over and pulled my skirt, and said in his vague words: Sister, and I Let's play together." I happened to have a problem that I couldn't remember, so I didn't play with him for free! We had to say: "Shuoshuo, do you want to play by yourself first? My sister has to do her homework and will play with you after finishing her homework, okay?" My brother nodded obediently and sat on the other side of my table, playing Own. I'm going to go to the bathroom and reconsider this. But I just came out of the toilet and saw what my brother was drawing. I looked at it. I have no idea. I was shocked when I saw my brother drawing with my notebook. I can barely breathe. Fortunately, these are just drafts. Another time, I took my brother to play at the small house of my neighbor and good friend. When I got there, I was chatting with my good friend in the living room and suddenly I heard a voice coming from the bedroom. We hurried to see my brother rolling on the bed, the quilt was wrinkled. A good friend pretended to be angry and said: Sakuragiken! Your brother messed up my quilt, you have to help me tidy it up. "I listened, smiled shyly, and helped her fold the quilt.
Look, my brother is so naughty! My brother, 450 words 14
A person's life There are always a few good brothers among us, and Deng Qiyuan is one of them.
Deng Qiyuan is a middle-aged man, very fat, like a big gourd, with two big ears and a flat nose. He is my best friend. In the eyes of my classmates, we are the same person. We are inseparable no matter where we are.
In life, we are the best friends. Whoever has difficulties will always help each other. It doesn't matter whether I spilled water all over the floor or he made papers flying all over the place. As long as the other person is there, all problems will be solved.
In learning, He is my strongest opponent. He is the "master" of our class. He is excellent in Chinese, mathematics, and English. I have been "engaging in various competitions" with this opponent and cannot relax at all. p>
We are still the strongest "bad friends", often flirting with each other, playing pranks, etc. Today I tripped him up, and tomorrow I will take the blame for him for no reason...
He is still me. My student - I taught him how to solve the Rubik's Cube. He learned it very quickly, and he memorized a formula as easily as he was playing.
In addition, we are both good. It’s not an exaggeration to become a person. When the teacher sends out homework, he always sends his homework to my desk, and even the teacher often calls me by the wrong name. Where there is Wang Jiayan, there is Deng Qiyuan. We cannot be separated or broken up.
Deng Qiyuan has countless advantages for me to learn from. He is my best friend in the future. I will never forget him, because it is rare to have such a friend, isn't it? My brother, 450 words 15
My brother is 4 years old this year. He has fair skin and a pair of bright legs. Eyes; short black hair, high nose. Greedy mouth.
My brother is very naughty.
Once, when I was doing my homework, my brother watched me write and asked me: Sister, can you write me a letter? "I said: "No." My brother held my hand and said coquettishly: "Good sister, can you write me a word?" I kept shaking my head. My brother raised his mouth angrily and sat on the side unhappily. Later, I was thirsty and came back after drinking water. I found my brother drawing a series of circles in my notebook with great concentration. That's my exercise book. I'm very angry. I was about to hit my brother when I saw him looking at me with pleading and fawning eyes. His innocent eyes had expressed my anger. Turn off and start.
My brother is very greedy. Every time I eat watermelon, my brother is always the first to pick out the biggest piece. He didn't eat it piece by piece. Instead, pick out a big chunk and set it aside. Take another bite and set aside. I bite three or four pieces each time because my brother knows that after he bites, we won't eat him. Also, my brother never talks to us while eating. He didn't talk to us until he was full.
My brother likes to study very much. Every time I come back from school, I will take out my own books like we did, read them in a good way, and remember everything I learned every day. But most of the words are unknown. I often let him know my story and I always listen.
This is my brother, a naughty, greedy and knowledgeable brother. I like my brother.
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