Truth in jokes

1. The ladies' bathroom caught fire and the people inside were in chaos. They ran out naked and saw a large group of glistening people in the street. An old man shouted "Cover it up quickly", and all the naked women suddenly woke up, but there were three important parts on their bodies, so they couldn't cover it up and were at a loss. At this time, the old man shouted again: "Just cover your face, it's the same below!"

This joke tells us that it is impossible to cover all aspects of work under special circumstances, so we should grasp the key points.

2. The young woman reported: "I put my money in my bra and was stolen by a handsome guy in the crowded subway ..." The policeman wondered: "You didn't notice such a sensitive place?" The young woman blushed and replied, "Who would have thought he was touching money?"

This joke tells us that letting customers' money be unconsciously touched away in a pleasant experience is the highest realm of business model.

3. A rich man wants to marry a wife and has three candidates. The rich man gave each of the three girls 1000 yuan and asked them to fill the room. The first girl bought a lot of cotton and filled the room with 1/2. The second girl bought many balloons, accounting for 3/4 of the room. The third girl bought many candles to light up the room. Finally, the rich man chose the one with the biggest breasts.

This joke tells us that it is very important to grasp the trivial but real needs of customers.

I met a mistress many years ago, of course, someone else's mistress, but this mistress is very capable, not only beautiful, with long hair fluttering, but also very smart. I fell in love with a financial man, but he already has a wife. The hostess is indomitable and loves her. Knowing that men love ancient poems, it didn't take long for her to recite 300 Tang poems and become a full member.

This joke tells us: there are no inseparable lovers, only mistresses who don't work hard!

A person has nothing to do in prison to train ants. Ants can stand upside down, somersault and bow under his command ... After he got out of prison, the man couldn't wait to show off his unique skills in the bar. He ordered a glass of beer, then took out the ant and put it on the table. He said to the waiter, Look, this ant. The waiter turned around and slapped the ant to death, and said sorry to him, I'm sorry, sir, I'll change it for you right away!

This joke tells us: think twice before you act.

6. Once upon a time, there was a sheep who worked 10 hours a day. One day, its owner told it that your efforts would be rewarded, so it did. Next, every month, its owner will cut off a third of the wool. At the end of the year, he knitted it a sweater and told it: promise, this is your reward. Congratulations, keep working hard!

This joke tells us that wool comes from sheep.

7. Miss Zhao Si has been with Zhang Xueliang since she was sixteen. For one year, it belongs to * *; It takes three years to derail; Sixty years later, it will become eternal love!

This joke tells us that many things are not what you do, but how long you have been doing it.

8. Fengxian Xiao, a famous prostitute in the early years of the Republic of China, was the object of anti-vice if she followed migrant workers; If she follows Cai E, she will be immortal; If she follows Sun Yat-sen, she may become the mother of the country.

This joke tells us that what matters is not what you do, but who you do it with.

9. Organizing several people to collect protection money is a triad society. Zhu Yuanzhang organized millions of troops to seize the throne. This is the Great. Wu Zetian slept with her father-in-law and son. Although it was chaotic, it was chaotic enough, so she became the queen.

This joke tells us: it's not what you did, but how much you did!

10. A company posted a note on the urinal: "One small step forward, one big step forward". As a result, there are still many urine stains on the ground. Later, the company learned a lesson seriously and redesigned it as: "You can't pee in the pool, it's short; Peeing outside the pool means you are soft. "As a result, the ground is much cleaner than before.

This joke tells us that investment advice to customers must be specific, accurate and to the point.