A joke or story about tolerance

When Jesus was crucified, he suddenly shouted, "Peter, Peter, come quickly!" " "

When Peter heard this, he rushed to the top of the mountain at once. With so many people watching, Peter had to push away the crowd and the armed Roman soldiers. Finally, he came to Jesus' feet.

"My Lord, what is it?"

"Peter, I can see your home from here! ! "

In ancient times, there was a prime minister. One day, a barber was invited to have a haircut. The barber shaved him after cutting his hair. Halfway through the dough kneading, the barber suddenly stopped his razor and looked at the prime minister's stomach. The Prime Minister thought: What is there to see in the stomach? He asked, "Why don't you just look at my stomach without shaving?" The barber listened to the Prime Minister's question and said, "People say that the Prime Minister has an appetite for punting." . I don't think adults have big bellies. How can they punt? "The prime minister said with a smile:" The so-called' the prime minister can punt in his stomach' means that the prime minister can tolerate all kinds of small things and never care. "Hearing this, the barber quickly knelt on the ground and repeatedly said," Little people deserve to die, but little people deserve to die. "The prime minister quickly asked," what is it? The barber said, "damn the little people." When shaving, the villain accidentally shaved off the adult's left eyebrow. Please forgive me. " Hearing this, the Prime Minister was very angry. He thought, with his eyebrows shaved, how can he meet the emperor and receive visitors? I was about to get angry, but on second thought, I just said that the Prime Minister is the most generous and never cares about those small things. Now, how can he be punished for an eyebrow? Thinking of this, the Prime Minister had to say, "Go and get a pen and draw my shaved eyebrows." The barber drew an eyebrow on the Prime Minister's order.

Smelly shit, rubbish

A politician was giving a speech, and someone called him "smelly shit, garbage" below. The politician smiled and said, "Don't worry, sir, I'm going to talk about the environmental sanitation problem you mentioned soon."