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What are the popular online terms recently? 、
I don't call me. My name is Ping.
Young people are not called young people, they are called-little P children.
Age is not called age, it is called annual rings.
Cockroaches are not called cockroaches, they are called cockroaches.
What don't call what, call-shrimp.
Don't, don't scream, don't scream-watch.
Like is not like, but porridge.
This way is not called this way, it is called-sauce purple.
What's up?-strong.
Whether you are strong or not is called-although you bow your head.
Don't understand, doesn't mean you don't understand, it means you are dizzy.
Discontent is not discontent, but.
Meeting is not meeting, but meeting.
Big brother is not called big brother, but brother.
Opinions are not opinions, but humble opinions.
Rich people are not called rich people, but VIP.
Making suggestions is not making suggestions, but-patting bricks.
Support is not support, it is support.
Strong support is not strong support, it is crazy top.
Cheating is not infidelity, but infidelity.
Card games are not called card games, but-killing people.
Being bitten by countless mosquitoes is not called being bitten by countless mosquitoes-~ ~ ~ New mosquitoes even bang ~ ~
Porn is not porn, it's AV.
Chasing girls is not chasing girls, it is called-mm.
Looking at MM is not called looking at MM, it is called-recognition.
Beautiful is not beautiful, but beautiful.
It's not awesome, it's called-Niu X!
Take out the rotten things and say they are old!
Don't pretend to know how to scream. -SB!
Having fun is not fun, it's fun!
Embarrassment is not embarrassment, but sweat.
If you don't like it, don't call it dislike, call it-vomit.
A different idea is called abnormal bt.
I love you, not that I love you, but-go to hell.
You come in, I don't ask you to come in, I call it-trespassing.
Excitement is not excitement, but excitement.
Eating and drinking is not eating and drinking, but corruption.
Inviting people to dinner is not a treat, it is anti-corruption.
Making love is not called making love, it is called-XX!
Xx is not called xx, but -day.
A woman's own xx is not called xx, but-buy cucumbers.
Strange pregnancy is not called strange pregnancy, it is called-cucumber is not reliable ~
Word edge game, called rpwt test.
Post old is not old. It's called Mars.
Total posting is not total posting ... it's called menstrual cream.
Abnormal stickers are not called abnormal stickers-potential stickers.
Owning a house does not mean owing a house, it is called old tax.
The first reply is not the first call-sofa!
The second reply is not called the second calling station.
The third reply didn't see the third call-the floor!
There are also some interesting online expressions:
For example, 88 is used to refer to bye-bye, 13 14 is used to refer to a lifetime in the network, and 8 is often used instead of no, for example, 8 means no, and 8 means no.
It's similar to sauce purple. It's like this.
There are also some commonly used network terms, such as GG (brother), JJ (sister), DD (brother), mm (girl), prawn, novice frog, dinosaur, net worm, hacker, shining pig and so on.
There are also some interesting verbs: for example, when people say that people are invisible for diving, they are used to saying "I am dizzy".
PK is one-on-one hit.
Fans are fans.
Chasing girls is not chasing girls, it is-picking up girls.
Eating is not eating, but-pinching.
Envy is not envy, but-drooling.
Having fun is not fun, it's fun.
Dancing is not dancing, it's-dancing.
Things are not called things, but called-Dongdong.
People invite you to dinner, not to invite you to dinner, but to have dinner.
Excitement is not excitement, but-high.
Very excited, not very excited, but-to high.
Ability is not called ability, it is called-material.
Bad luck is not bad luck, but failure.
Single women are not called single women, but petty bourgeoisie.
A single man is not called a single man, but a bachelor.
Being bitten by countless mosquitoes is not called being bitten by countless mosquitoes, it is called-new mosquitoes even bang.
Good-looking is not good-looking, but-striking!
Reading posts is not called reading posts-it's called reading.
Not bad, not bad, but eight mistakes.
Dead or not, it's 74.
Your name is kiss 77 1 and hug 88 1.
I'm so angry -7456
I wish you happiness. I didn't mean to wish you happiness ... I called you happy pig.
Don't scream, just call 94.
Yeah, that's not called. Yes, it is called 42.
No, no, no-call the watch.
Kick your ass: kick your PP
FT: It's short for faint and faint.
Unity: synonymous with painting walls and sweeping buildings. That is, the whole page is your reply, an act of condemnation.
XXXX said: a verb is postpositioned, such as eating.
XXXXing:XXXX is improving, it is XXXX. For example, surfing the Internet.
PP: Photos, but if you mean playing PP, it's kicking your ass.
Kick your ass: spank your ass
BT: pervert. Compared with other segments of floating clouds, Shuiban is the place where BT haunts and beats him or her.
SL: Sex maniac. The characteristic of floating clouds is that there are more wolves than mm.
Girlfriend, girlfriend
Boyfriend, boyfriend
Kao, damn it, Kao: swear, use it carefully.
MD: Swear, be very careful!
TMD: Swear, be very careful!
TNND: swear, be especially careful!
JJWW: What you say means the way people talk.
SJB: neuropathy
PMP: kiss up
MPJ: apple polisher
Kick: flat kick
Slap: to hit in the face
KH: Sunflower is a master of practicing sunflower series. A master Yun Yun practiced in this field, and everyone called him by his first name.
KHBD: Sunflower Series
PXJF: Swordsmanship to ward off evil spirits originated from swordsmanship dedicated to KHBD and KH.
Sp: support
Wade: modal particles, dedicated to KH
Whoo-hoo, pig: sleeping.
Jam: I'm flattered
BXCM: ice snow cleverness
LOL: Laugh out loud, laugh.
KFC: KXXX & FXXX & CXX, if you have a grudge against someone, KFC will treat him.
PK: PlayerKill, hacker, attack, can also be interpreted as K pre-approval.
BTW: Right, right.
PS: Two meanings, btw or photoshop (a computer retouching software).
Cu: Bye, bye.
BB: Baby, lover, child, bye-bye, depending on the specific use.
Although the summons bow is super strong.
Fanfan: Eat.
Works: photos
Bambusa, Bambusa: The moderator, the administrator of the forum, compares the water board to a small shop and is the owner himself.
Bucket, water ghost, narcissus, water king, jellyfish: refers to irrigation madman and jellyfish woman.
Sailor: the sentient beings in the version
Divers: those guys who like to watch others irrigate but don't irrigate themselves.
Crazy: can't stand stimulation and behave abnormally.
THX, 3x: Thank you, thank you.
Sigh: sigh
Cool: cool
Pm: forum private letter
Shut up: shut up
Dl: download, download
PUB: ftp scanned on the network can be uploaded and downloaded temporarily, and it also refers to the act of uploading files to pubftp for appreciation.
BRB: Be right back, be right back.
TTYL: Talk to you later. Bye. Talk to you next time.
Bbl: Come back later.
Steamed bread: If someone is ugly or stupid, call him steamed bread.
Powder: Very, very.
Protein: BD+BC+SJB
Love Tiger Oil: I love you, I love you.
Watch: no, for example, the watch is too good, not too good.
Collapse: the sound of fainting
Baby pig: Spoken from CCF, good boy.
Head bash: a word introduced in the game to blow someone's head off.
748: Go to hell
886,88: Goodbye.
Don't be angry.
987: Don't go, don't go.
55555: Cry
XXX: something unsuitable for children.
Repeatedly
Hou, ho ho, Kaka, Kaka, hee hee, Xixi: modal particles.
+U Come on.
14 14 meaning.
253 No.253 Oputu, a man bowed at the ceremony.
Bye, bye. (Japanese)
3H students, three good students.
3q thank you, thank you.
4242. Yes, yes.
4 people for the people. 4 stands for.
Woo hoo (crying).
7456 pissed me off.
Go to hell.
8 147 Don't be angry.
84 is not. Similarly: 848 (true).
848, come on.
874 mouths.
Bye.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Eight is wrong. It's good.
9494. Exactly.
999 is used to express extreme surprise or admiration.
B.c. idiot
Boyfriend, boyfriend. Of course, there are:
BL/GL glass, gay. Boys' love (homosexuality) and girls' love (lesbianism).
robot
By the way, goodbye.
BT pervert. For example, surfing the Internet with a runny nose is also BT. Or BitTorrent, a new P2P download tool.
CC① Hee hee, hee hee, hee hee. Ha ha. (2) Xiaoyi Wen, jealousy.
Cft is comfortable, comfortable, comfortable. (English)
The abbreviation of CGP computer game pseudodementia, computer game dementia.
Computer graphics, graphics made by computers.
Cool, cool. Sometimes it is also used: "pants" and "library" are all from "cool"!
COSPLAY costume drama, playing your favorite role, comes from the pronunciation of [ko-su-pu-re] in Japan.
Niu * *, kao. Used to curse.
CT police.
Bye, bye.
DBC idiot
DC① digital camera (digital camera). ② The famous Game model DREAMCAST made by ②SEGA.
Brother DD.
The structural auxiliary word "de" of "de" is specially used at the end of a sentence to express emphasis. Ex.: That's not true, Sandy!
Dlddownload, download. Sometimes "when" or "down" is used.
E disgusting.
for instance
Faint (or ft), meaning incomprehensible. Example: Oh, my God! Is this happening?
FC Nintendo's 8-bit game console, Super Nintendo is SFC.
Friend of FOAF friend, friend of friend.
Girlfriend, girlfriend.
Friends of friends.
Gay men gay men, some written as "gay".
GB Nintendo's famous GameBoy, and GBA(GameBoyAdvance).
Brother GG
Gl glass, gay.
Gx, congratulations.
Hengtai, porn. Many words have been derived from it, such as: HComic, HCartoon, HGame and so on.
Ha ha ha ha. laugh
BOSS monster, game monster
Hehe hehe. laugh
Hiahia onomatopoeia, funny laugh.
High, often used for drinking and other behaviors.
Hoho's hearty laughter.
HP is healthy.
I understand, I understand. Example: oic (Oh, I see). There is also: CU, "See You", which means SeeYouLater.
JJBB stutters. Similarly: JJYY, jijiwa, "woo" and "woo".
JR bitch
JS profiteer
K onomatopoeia, cough. For example, the Klan is boring.
I am very happy. Example: I am very happy today. What about you?
LBT roadside stall.
Lj garbage.
LM spice girl
Lr sucks.
L (or LG) husband
Mrs. L (or LP) refers to the wife.
I'm an idiot, wood. Example: you are really m.
md **** .
Me too, me too.
Mop, short for idle. According to the website of Moppet, the member of Moppet is called "Mopper". The original English means "mop".
MP is not to your taste.
News, news, information.
N means thinking. Example: n ... Ordinary ......
Nb 1 is awesome. And: NBHH, awesome, awesome, awesome. 2 natural beauty, natural beauty.
Nod your head (action)
Nr has a weak brain.
O (1) Answer other people's stupid words. For example: O......O ... I want to throw up! ② Sometimes it is also used to mean "I" and "you". (3) oh.
P negative language. Example: you put P!
Dad's scared. For example: papaya (afraid)
Short for PC personal computer.
PF admire.
PK kills people, fights one-on-one, and fights with virtual life online.
PLMM beautiful girl.
PMP flattery And: PMPMP (trying to kiss up).
Pm 1 private letter, private letter, whispers on the forum. Forgive me, please forgive me.
Pmm1mother-in-law. 2 A pretty girl.
Pp 1 point-to-point communication software. 2 ass.
PS ① The abbreviation of Photoshop (a famous graphic processing tool).
The abbreviation of PlayStation (a famous game model produced by Sony).
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