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A police car chased a speeding and ramming passenger car, and finally caught it on the side of the road and stopped it!

Police: ‘Sir, do you know how much you will be fined for driving so fast? Do you know how many things can be done with this money? ’

Driver: ‘I know, it’s enough for me to study for my driver’s license! ’

Police: ‘What! Are you driving without a license? '

While they were arguing, the driver's wife quickly got out of the car﹏﹏﹏

Wife: 'Sir, I'm sorry, that's what he is like, he talks nonsense after drinking a little bit. , don’t take it seriously! ’

Police: ‘Ah! Driving under the influence without a license! Okay, okay, let’s do a wine test! ’

At this time, the old lady in the back seat was awakened by the conversation and got out of the car angrily﹏

The old lady asked: ‘Why is it so noisy? ’

Driver: ‘Mom, it’s okay! The car was just stopped by the police for driving too fast. ’

Old lady: ‘Didn’t I tell you not to drive the stolen car too fast? ’

Police: ‘*#☆※△…]