Humorous phrases that make people happy and lose weight

Humorous phrases that make people happy and lose weight are:

1, don't always talk about losing weight, I think my sister was only five and a half pounds when she was the thinnest!

2. Many people say that I am not thin. What happened to losing weight? Don't you work without savings?

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

If mosquitoes suck fat instead of blood, what a lovely creature it will be!

I am a self-disciplined person. Since we talked about losing weight, we kept talking about it.

6, others will be full after eating two bites, and I can still eat two bites when I am full.

7. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

8. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

9. I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They PK every day. I counted them. Today Emma's stomach won again!

10. Last night, I was bitten by mosquitoes all night. The next day, I found that I lost weight.