Does anyone know many cold jokes?

Many schools have various mock exams.

There is a man.

His English is terrible.

English mock exam

The title of this composition is "A Dog"

As a result, that person wrote this-

One day, I saw a dog.

I said, "Hi!"

The dog said, "Hi!"

I said, "Can you speak Chinese?"

The dog said, "Yes!"

I said, "Then, let's speak Chinese!"

The dog said, "All right."

I said, "What have you been doing recently?"

The dog said, "I just lost my master the day before yesterday ..."

The dog and I ... started talking like this. ........