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Black pig and slimming cream

Mr. Fat Black Pig has a wish, that is, he wants to have the slim figure and light pace like a white rabbit and a kitten, but he hasn't lost any weight after going to countless weight-loss clubs, and he still has a big belly every day. Everyone laughed at him and sarcastically said, "Look at this stupid pig, how fat it is!" Mr. Black Pig is determined to lose weight.

? On this day, Mr. Black Pig watched TV at home and saw an advertisement on TV called slimming cream. It says 1995, a scientist found that biology is especially helpful for losing weight. Since then, the scientist has devoted himself to research. After many years, the newly published slimming cream finally came out. In just a few years, countless obese people have gained slim bodies. What are you waiting for when you are fat in front of the TV? Hurry up! nontoxic

? "Yes!" Hi, Mr. Zhu jumped three feet and immediately ran to the store to advertise. Panting, Mr. Black Pig finally came to the shop. He was received by a white rabbit, who told him the function of this slimming cream. When the black pig was about to buy it, he asked the price, 10 thousand forest coins. Mr. Black Pig was so scared that he almost fainted. How long does it take to save ten thousand forest coins? I only earn 500 yuan a month. This is a forest coin. How long should ten thousand gold soul coins be kept?

Mr. Black Pig made up his mind. He went to work before dawn and didn't get off work until three in the morning. He is busy with his work. After a few months, Mr. Black Pig finally saved 10,000 forest coins, and just wanted to buy it, only to know that the store had closed down. Mr. Black Pig is very depressed. He is so thin when he looks in the mirror.

He finally understands now that life lies in activities, which saved me!