A joke about rabbits?

In the forest, a bear chased a rabbit and met a frog on the road. The frog said, "You are the first two people I met after I learned magic. I gave each of you three wishes. The bear was greedy and quickly shouted, "I'll speak first!" "I walked first! I want all the bears in this forest to become females except me! " The frog realized his wish. The rabbit said, "I want a helmet!" " The frog wanted to know why the rabbit wanted a helmet, but he changed it for the rabbit. The bear was so anxious that he shouted, "I want all the bears in the nearby forest to become females!" " "His wish has come true again. The rabbit may have a second wish: "I want a motorcycle!" " "Frogs are even more strange. Why did he get a hat and a motorcycle without money? Finally, the bear almost jumped up with joy and said loudly, "I want all bears in the world to become females except me!" " "At this time, I saw the rabbit put on his helmet, started the car and said his last wish:" I hope this bear is gay! " "

A rabbit ran to the drugstore and said to the boss, boss, do you have any radishes? The boss looked at it: this is a drugstore, and there are no radishes! The rabbit skipped away! The next day, the rabbit came again! Boss, do you have any radishes? The boss is a little unhappy: no! On the third day, the rabbit came again: Boss, do you have any radishes? The boss is angry: I told you! This is a drugstore, there are no radishes! On the fourth day, the rabbit skipped away. As soon as I entered the door, I asked, boss, do you have any radishes? The boss is furious: you little bastard, you find fault! This is a drugstore, there are no radishes! If you come again, I'll cut your ears with scissors! The fifth day of the rabbit's whooshing. The rabbit came again and asked, boss, do you have scissors? The boss is very strange: no! The rabbit said, boss, are there any radishes there?