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I like the contents of China's handwritten newspaper.

Chinese characters are the essence of our China culture. I believe everyone knows how to use Chinese characters, but Chinese characters have a history of 5,000 years in China. The following is my handwritten newspaper about my love of Chinese characters. Welcome to refer to!

1. Interesting China Xiehouyu

1, sand versus bluestone-solid (stone) versus solid (stone)

2. Sailing on the beach-very shallow.

3, no horns of cattle-fake scold (horse)

4, missed the temple fair-don't worry (crowded)

5, the coffin has no bottom-no (sheng) people.

6, no money to buy conch-save (suck)

7. Pregnant women crossing the single-plank bridge-desperate (quite) and desperate (children)

8, embrace Ma Shao-sincere (sheng) heart

9, the poor buy rice-one (liter) head.

10, the poor carpenter spoke-only one sentence (saw)

Second, China jokes.

1 is definitely a Chinese character.

When American astronauts landed on Mars, they found two pictures and a row of Arabic numerals on a stone.

They think this is the historical record of Martians' arrival on Earth.

The United States has called many scientists and mathematicians for analysis, but it has never been able to decipher the meaning of the number 1 1.

A scientist suspects that these two paintings are two Chinese characters. Look through the dictionary,

Say for sure: "this must be Chinese characters, and the pronunciation of these two words is' authentication'!"

2. Chinese is extensive and profound.

A collector is receiving his foreign friends backstage. The foreigner is not proficient in Chinese, but he can understand a few words.

The collector said, "This is the mahogany table of the Tang Dynasty, this is the cedar chair of the Qing Dynasty, and this is my precious ivory chopsticks!" " ! Foreigners began to wonder, "Why does everything in China have a" son "?

At this moment, the collector's wife came over and foreigners saw her wearing a watch. To appreciate it, he quickly said, "Oh, what a beautiful watch!" " "

3. Dialogue of some Chinese characters

Hua said to Hua, "What are you showing off? Aren't you wearing a straw hat? "

Fire said to disaster, "don't think that wearing a hat won't make people see that you made a mistake."

The wind said to the madman, "I said, why do you always feel that something is wrong these days?" So you are sick! " "

Head to head: "Brother, put on your helmet, it's much more reassuring!" " "

I forgot to say to death, "People should have a conscience. Without it, living is like dying. "

Third, interesting Chinese composition.

Chinese class is my happiest moment. Chinese has created a blue sky for me and let me soar freely under the sky. Countless Chinese characters have formed a brand-new country, and I am fascinated by the kingdom of Chinese characters at the invitation of word baby.

Chinese characters in the motherland are full of charm, and Chinese has given them a comfortable and warm home. Chinese characters are arranged here in beautiful articles, wonderful fragments and beautiful sentences, which makes you panic about their wonderful combination. The magical spirituality of Chinese characters is even more amazing, and its own meaning and implication are wonderfully integrated. For example, seeing "stars" seems to be shining in front of your eyes; When you see the "bright moon", you seem to see the beautiful light from the huge moon in front of your eyes. "heat" makes you feel its heat; "Cold" seems to have a chill all over. "Black" makes people feel black at the moment, and "white" makes people stand in the bright sunshine. Looking at this magical Chinese character, how can we not sigh its wonderful spirituality?

There is a saying that calligraphy is a rare treasure of Chinese culture. Yes, colorful calligraphy adds infinite charm to Chinese characters. From seal script to official script, from official script to regular script, from regular script to cursive script, from cursive script to running script, calligraphy treasures have experienced thousands of years of evolution. Even today, calligraphy can be cherished by the world because of its colorful charm!

There is a poem that says: Chinese characters are vivid. Communication civilization is unparalleled in the world. Make it into a sentence, and you will be frustrated. Calligraphy fonts have their own specialties. Seal script official script, antique. Running script is written in block letters smoothly and dignified. Wild grass, phoenix dancing and dragons singing. Couplet form, original Chinese characters. The left and right sides are neat, concise and meticulous. It is not only convenient to express one's ambition, but also convenient to watch. I believe that in the long river of history, Chinese characters will be cherished by the world more and more.

I like the contents of China's handwritten newspaper.