Ask for a joke (high score reward)

1. A prince is enchanted and can only say one sentence a year. He didn't speak for five years. He saved five words and said to the princess, "I love you, princess". The princess only said a word and the prince fainted at once. The princess said, "What?" .

2. An old man went to buy tomatoes and chose three.

The stall owner weighed it and said, "A catty and a half, three dollars and seventy cents."

Grandpa said, "just make a soup, you don't need so much." After that, I took off the biggest tomato.

The stall owner quickly glanced at the scale again. "Two pounds, three pieces."

Just when I couldn't see the past and wanted to remind my uncle to pay attention to the scale of the stall owner, he calmly took out 70 cents, picked up the big tomato he had just taken, and turned away. I was really overwhelmed by internal injuries. . .

3. A little mouse on the cliff waved its short front paws and jumped down again and again, trying to learn to fly. The mother bat next to her looked at it and said anxiously, Dad, don't tell it, it's not ours.

4. liberal arts students: is the departure of Ye the pursuit of the wind or the failure of the retention of the tree? The science student replied: abscisic acid. . .

Remember to give points! ! ! Hmm. How interesting