I want the latest jokes.

The thing is, on a sunny morning, a chicken on a farm in Washington was unfortunately run over by a car, so there was the following dialogue.

Farmer: Someone ran over my chicken!

Peasant woman: I think it's bad luck. I'll cook this chicken tonight.

Policeman: We must find the murderer!

Animal Protector: We will definitely hold a grand funeral for it.

Vet: There's nothing I can do.

This incident spread to the school and caused a lot of noise.

Literature teacher: Students, a lovely rooster bid farewell to this beautiful world. Please write an article on this topic, praising the story of the rooster and accusing the murderer of being shameless. The number of words is less than 500 words.

Math teacher: Actually, it can be avoided. Please use the method of probability statistics to calculate the percentage that this chicken can survive. How many situations?

English teacher: Oh! Oh, my God! I'm sorry to hear that! Please remember to describe it in the passive voice and remember to use the past tense.

Physics teacher: Please analyze and draw the stress analysis diagram of the chicken when it is hit by a truck.

History teacher: Please talk about similar events from ancient times to the present and find out their differences.

Geography teacher: Please analyze the geographical environment of the site and explain what kind of terrain conditions are prone to similar accidents.

This incident finally reached the ears of the computer teacher: this chicken was hit by a foreign virus and crashed because it bought pirated firewall software and could not be updated.