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Characteristics of Fujian people's speech

Chapter 1: Classic Dialogue between Mainlanders and Fujian People Mainlanders: Are you from Fujian?

Fujian: Yes.

Mainlander: Wow, it's so far.

Fujian people: (in silence)

Mainlander: "Is Fujian liberated?"

Fujian people: "No, we all carry guns in class."

Mainlander: "You used to speak Chinese ~!"

Fujian people: "Well, I learned it on the train when I first came."

Mainlander: Do you live in a cave?

Fujian people: No, we live in the deep mountains.

Mainlander: "Is Fujian in Quanzhou?"

Fujian people: "Well, Fujian is the county meeting of Quanzhou."

Mainlander: "Where are your many braids?"

Fujian people: "I have to cut it to go to college!" " "

Mainlander: "Do you still eat raw meat?"

Fujian people: "our boss invented wood to make a fire, and we ate barbecue."

Mainlander: "Are you from Fujian?"

Fujian people: "Yes."

Mainlander: "Then how do you come to school?"

Fujian people: "ride a donkey to Beijing and fly."

Mainlander: "It must have taken a long time to arrive, right?"

Fujian people: "I am used to it, just leave half a year in advance!" "

Mainlanders:

Mainlander: "Why not ride a horse?"

Fujian people: "In Fujian, riding a horse is something the poor do. We have tested that they all ride camels and donkeys. There is no college entrance examination in Fujian, and the exams are all archery competitions. Put a sign one kilometer away that says "Tsinghua" and next to it is "Peking University", and then a person will have three chances. I

Tsinghua's first shot and Peking University's second shot all failed. I shot the last brand "Fudan".

Mainlander: "Oh, well, you are very talented. . . "

Fujian people: Hehe, actually I'm not that good. I just took the Fudan exam casually. "

Mainlander: "Are you monogamous when you minority people get married?"

Fujian people: "No, every man can marry 10 wives."

Mainlander: "Impossible ~ ~ ~ How many wives do you have now?"

Fujian people: "I have 12 wives now, and I will marry three after graduation."

Mainlander: Scared to death! 12 is not enough? Why marry three more? Didn't you say that every man can only marry 10? "

Fujian people: "10 is not much. I can marry as many as I want, because my father is the village head! " "

Mainlander: "Did you use Tomb-Sweeping Day to burn incense in the tomb of the martyrs?"

Fujian people: "We don't have the tomb of the martyrs here. I only go to burn incense to worship my ancestors. "

Mainlander: "So you also burn paper money and set off firecrackers when you worship your ancestors, right?"

Fujian people: "no, we all burn dollars and don't set off firecrackers." We all threw grenades down the hill! " "

Mainlander: "Is there a telephone in Fujian?"

Fujian people: "There is no telephone in Fujian. We all use mobile phones. "

Chapter Two: How to Distinguish the Putonghua Accents of Fujian People. I am not a language expert, but I have some experience in distinguishing dialects, and even speak several dialects (such as Zhangzhou, Chaozhou, Taiwan Province, Xiamen, Quanzhou, Hakka and other accents). Because I have been away for a long time, I have had more contact with people from all over the world. Under normal circumstances, as long as you listen to the other person speaking Mandarin, you can basically know where people are. If I were from Guangdong, Fujian, I would ask my last name again.

Fujian people speak Mandarin easily, such as "It's very hot today" and "Pork".

"Man", like "the weather is pleasant today", "Lou" and "Lun" as the Fujian People's Congress said, can be said that people in north-central Fujian, northeast Jiangxi, Zhejiang and Shanghai basically pronounce "R" as "L"; Of course, the pronunciation of this "R" is very accurate from Zhangzhou to Guangdong and Hainan. I guess this may have something to do with the bottom of the ancient nation. At that time, Fujian and Zhejiang, north of Jiulong River in Zhangzhou, belonged to Fujian and Vietnam, while ancient Zhangzhou, Chaozhou and Guangzhou, south of Jiulong River, belonged to Baiyue (or Nanyue). Despite the great ethnic integration, the underlying pronunciation of ancient nationalities has been stubbornly preserved, just like Quanzhou. They all have Minnan accents, but there are still obvious differences when listening carefully. The difference is "R" and "L". The accents of Zhangzhou people and chaozhou people are basically similar, especially the pronunciation of "R" is the same. It is easy to mistake the Putonghua in Xiao Yun, Heping, Zhao 'an, Dongshan and Zhangpu in Zhang Nan for Chaoshan and Hailufeng in eastern Guangdong.

Fuzhou accent is characterized by a strong nasal sound. In Fuzhou, Ningde and other places, there are obvious accents, such as Lianjiang and Changle, where "Watch it" is pronounced as "kan-yi-ya" and "School" is pronounced as "Snow Show".

Putian accent is very distinctive, and it has the feeling of rolling tongue when pronounced, which is easy to distinguish. For example, "reading" is pronounced "reading bamboo" Besides Putian, there are two places where Putian accent is spoken. One is several towns in the south of Fuqing, and the other is Quangang in the north of Quanzhou.

Mandarin with Quanzhou accent can be divided into two accents. One is Huian, Shishi and Jinjiang along the coast. They usually read "S" as "X", such as "Shishi" as "xi-xi" and "Japan" as "Liben", similar to Putian, Fuqing and Ningde. Inland Nan 'an, Anxi and Yongchun have similar accents. Usually they pronounce "no" as "mai-you" or something. The Dehua accent at the northern end is close to Sanming area.

Xiamen accent is a "mixture", which is a mixture of Minnan accent.

However, many local features are Minnan accent. Tongan people are very different from Haicang people. Many people think that people in Xiamen and Taiwan Province Province speak Mandarin with similar accents, but in fact, people in Taiwan Province Province have a soft accent, people in Taiwan Province Province have the same "R" pronunciation as those in Zhangzhou, and people in Xiamen still pronounce "L".

There are also two or three kinds of Zhangzhou accents, such as Zhangpu accent of "salty water cavity" and reading "eating vegetables" as "plugging" and so on; Xiangcheng and Zhao 'an have no nasal sounds, and "Zhangzhou" is pronounced as "Zhan Zhou"

Pinghe and Xiao Yun areas in southern Zhang Nan read "eat" as "eat".

"Yes" is pronounced as "su-bu-su", which is closest to the Mandarin accent of the natives in south-central Taiwan Province Province.

Longyan has a mixed accent, which is found in Hakka dialect, Heluo dialect and Fujian dialect. The typical accent is Hakka dialect. Yongding is near Guangdong, and the sound of "R" is usually pronounced as "Y", such as "Sun Tou" pronounced as "Yitou" and "Ren" pronounced as "Yan", in Shanghang, Changting and Shanghai.

Sanming area is mainly composed of four ethnic groups: Hakka, northern Fujian, southern Fujian and other provinces (Jiangsu and Zhejiang). People in central Fujian have the highest composition. The putonghua accents of Datian, Youqi and Dehua are very close, Yong 'an, Mingxi and Sanming are close, Ninghua, Liu Qing, Jianning, Jiangle and Taining are close to Jiangxi accents, and Sanming people put more "Mingxi".

Nanping's accent is also very miscellaneous. Yanping's accent is similar to Fuzhou's, while Jian 'ou's has its own characteristics. "Before the law" is pronounced "Faqing", "Jian 'ou" is pronounced "Jin 'ou", and so on. Shao Wu and Youguang's accents are also close to Jiangxi.

Ningde area is close to Fuzhou, with a heavy nasal sound.

As a non-language major, phonetic symbols can only be replaced by pinyin, which has not been clearly expressed.

Chapter 3: The most difficult Min dialect in Fujian, whose complexity is world-famous. There is no unified "Min dialect" here, only specific dialects. The diversity of these dialects makes Fujian dialect very difficult to understand and mysterious. Foreigners come to Fujian to contact Fujian people, fearing that the language will not work. Once Fujian people speak dialects, foreigners will suddenly feel dizzy. Fuzhou people can't understand Xiamen dialect when they meet Xiamen people, Xiamen people can't understand Longyan dialect when they go to Longyan, and even Longyan people can't understand Hakka dialect when they go to Yongding in the same place. Sometimes even people in Fujian can feel that even people with the same language sometimes find it difficult to communicate in dialects. Just like Quanzhou people are really hoarse, it seems that someone is stuck in his neck. They call men "packing" and women.

Fujian people believe in a life principle: talk less and do more, and pay attention to practical work. They don't like people who talk big, and they don't like the "overpass style" that only talks but doesn't do it. This may be related to too many dialects in Fujian. It is difficult for Fujian people to communicate with each other in language, so they can only express their thoughts and feelings in other ways, which makes people develop this habit of emphasizing words and speaking lightly for a long time. Most people in Fujian don't like empty talk. They are relatively silent and don't talk much. They are "inner show" and generally don't want to show themselves in public, so it is difficult to become the focus of the party. Although they don't talk much, their hearts are like a mirror, and they have their own value judgments and action pointers. When you associate with Fujian people, you may feel "indifferent" and "not enthusiastic enough" at first. In fact, Fujian people are not like this. Although they don't talk much, they are really paying attention to you, getting to know you, getting to know each other, and feeling that they are congenial to each other will naturally deepen their feelings. At this time, you will have a different feeling about the old saying "A friendship between gentlemen is as light as water".

When many people talk about Fujian people, their first feeling is that they are smart and will make money. Indeed, in recent years, Fujian has become one of the hot spots that people pay attention to. People pay attention to Fujian because it is an open and economically developed area. Economic consciousness has penetrated into the daily life of Fujian people, and bargaining is an example. Northerners don't like bargaining, but bargaining in Fujian is not normal, especially in private booths. For customers who don't know how to bargain, Fujian businessmen will ridicule and say, "Silly and lovely. But if you marry a wife, you can't marry like this; You can't marry such a husband. I will not live! "

Fujian people are soft and firm-the northern and western parts of Fujian are mountainous areas, which are simple and straightforward, the eastern and southern parts are coastal areas, and the people at the seaside are smart and sharp. But on the whole, Fujian people have a very obvious commonality besides being pragmatic-combining rigidity with softness. Although they don't talk much, they are calm, reserved, not aggressive and sharp-edged, but they are strong inside.

You can't find famous wine in Fujian. Fujian's clothing, shoes and hats have a good market in the north, but Fujian's liquor is almost unheard of in the country. At present, Baker Beer, a Sino-foreign joint venture, has left a deep impression on China people. Fujian people prefer to drink beer and red wine, both of which are relatively low in alcohol content and easy to read. On the wine table, Fujian people are not so fierce in persuading wine. Drink more consciously if you can, and others will not drink hard if you can't. Familiar friends, while drinking and chatting, can drink more, not hard to persuade, but have a sense of physical and mental relaxation and self-satisfaction This is the moral of Fujian people.

Fujian is known as the "hometown of prose", and many essayists and poets have appeared in recent decades, such as Bing Xin, Lin Yutang, Guo Feng, He Wei and Shu Ting. Today, several literary publications in Fujian, such as Fujian Literati Prose World, receive many essays and poems every day, which seems to reflect the feminine and modest character of Fujian people. Fujian's novels are still not good, lacking powerful masterpieces. Among the provinces and cities in China, Fujian's novel creation is very weak. Generally speaking, novels, especially novels, require the author to have the spirit of riding a crossbow in time and space. If people don't have this temperament, it is naturally difficult to write long works. Fujian's Fujian Opera, Nanyin Opera and Liyuan Opera all have soft tunes.

Fujian people are modest but not cowardly, and there is always a tenacity in their hearts. Walking into western Fujian, you can fully feel the folk customs of getting along with Hakkas day and night, being United and friendly, getting along in harmony, being kind and hospitable, being kind and diligent, being virtuous and valuing education, and studying hard, which may be related to the cultural atmosphere. In the history of Fujian, there are not only many politicians, but also a large number of scientific and cultural celebrities. It may be related to cultural traditions. Fujian attaches great importance to education. Fujian college entrance examination has been ranked among the top spears in China for several years in a row. Fujian people study hard and study hard, which is also the resilience of Fujian people.