What jokes were there in ancient China?

1, shivering Some people grew up in a rich family and spent money to buy a five-product official, but they didn't know the sufferings of the people. One winter, he went out to inspect. I saw a beggar standing shivering in the cold wind. He felt very strange and asked his entourage, "Why is this person always moving?" The waiter said, "It's cold and my clothes are thin. I'm shivering." The man was even more surprised and said, "Isn't it cold to shake?"

2. Check the bottom of the barrel A rich man bought a barrel of wine and put a seal on the lid of the barrel. His servant drilled a hole in the bottom of the barrel and stole wine every day. The rich man was surprised to find that the seal was intact, but the amount of wine was decreasing day by day. It is suggested that he check the bottom of the bucket to see if there are any defects. The rich man replied, "You are really a fool, but there is less wine above and there is no less wine below." . . .

3. I saw the glass. Someone should be invited to the party. When the host pours wine, he only pours half a glass at a time. The man said to his master, "You have a saw at home. Please lend it to me. " The host asked, "What's the use of borrowing?" The guest pointed to the cup and said, "Since the top half of this cup can't hold wine, it should be sawed off. What's the use of keeping it? "

4. Joint Venture Brewing Two friends are going to make joint ventures in brewing. A said to B, "You leave the rice and I'll leave the water." B said, "I can pay for the meal. After drinking it, how can I divide the profits?" A said, "I will never let you suffer." After drinking, I just want water, and the rest is yours. "

5. Shooting Wumeng Zhang Youyu's riddle makes me curious. Every day, diners pretend to be riddles and stick them on the door cloud: "Hit Xu Jin". Mystery cloud: "old but not old, small but not small;" Don't be embarrassed, okay. "There is nothing in it; Wang Gubai shoots a cloud: "The squire is 80 years old when he meets King Wen; Gan Luo twelve as prime minister, small not small; It is shameful to swallow it alone after closing the door; Will you open the door for everyone to eat? " Zhang laughed.

6. Someone was ordered to deliver an urgent delivery, and the boss gave him a fast horse specially. Isn't it faster? But he just ran after the horse. Passers-by asked him, "Since it's so urgent, why not ride a horse?" He said, "Isn't it faster to walk with six feet than with four feet?"