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Yang Xiu was a trusted minister of Cao Cao in the later Han Dynasty. He was very clever when he was nine years old. One day, his father visited Kong Ping and was received by him. He is going to entertain Yangmei. Kong Ping saw it and jokingly asked, "Is this the fruit of your family?" Yang Xiu immediately replied, "I have never heard that peacocks are your poultry. 」
3. Song Dynasty
When Su Shi was a county magistrate in Hangzhou, there was a county citizen who made a living by fans, but when it was cold, fans could not be sold, so he owed taxes. Dongpo told him to draw dead wood and bamboo stones on it with fans, and drew more than twenty fans. No sooner had the county people walked out of the county gate than someone came to buy it. So pay off all the taxes you owe.
Einstein put forward his views on success in life at the press conference. He expressed it with a mathematical formula: "If A represents a person's success, I can write the following formula: A=X+Y+Z, X represents work, and Y represents games. The reporter said: "What does Z stand for? Einstein smiled and replied, "Z is to keep your mouth shut. 」
Finnish conductor Boris Cybertron and his wife came to America to perform. It is said that the house where they live is haunted. The first night was really awakened by the sound of a ghost. Mrs. cyber asked her husband to see it, but the famous conductor said, "no, dear, you'd better go." Because you speak English better than me. 」
When Mozart was six years old, he held his first concert in the palace in Munich, Germany. As the ground in the palace was smooth, he slipped as soon as he entered the palace gate. At this moment, a little princess came over, lifted him up and kissed his hand. Mozart was so grateful that he didn't know how to thank him. He said, "When I grow up, I must marry you as my bride. 」
7. 1984 In the American election, President Truman rushed to his hometown from the White House to vote. A group of reporters chased him to his home, but they didn't see him. Later, when I met the President, a reporter asked him what had happened along the way. President Truman replied, "A police car stopped us. It seems that an important person passed through this town today. 」
8. Once, a reporter asked Kennedy, "How did you become a hero in World War II? Kennedy replied, "They sank my ocean patrol boat, and I became famous. "We know that Kennedy was sunk by the enemy on the ship DT 108, so he was injured.
9. Socrates' wife is fierce. On one occasion, she lost her temper and scolded Socrates. Before Yu Nu stopped, she took a big bucket of water and poured it on her husband's head. Socrates scratched his wet hair and said with a smile, "There will be heavy rain after thunder. This is the law of nature, and it also proves that this is the truth. 」
10. Lincoln once dreamed that he was attending a rally. When he walked, everyone made way for Lincoln. . At this time, in a large crowd, one person whispered, "He is just an ordinary-looking person. Lincoln listened and said, "Friend, God likes ordinary people, so he gave birth to many ordinary people. 」
1 1. American steel magnate Carnegie talked about the secret of his success: "I think my greatest advantage is that I can mobilize people's enthusiasm, and the best way to make them do their best is to appreciate and praise him." The boss's criticism is the easiest way to destroy the confidence of subordinates. I haven't seen anyone who can do things better when criticized than when praised. 」
12. Eliot, president of Harvard University in the United States, said, "I think Harvard can really be called a treasure house of knowledge now, but I am thinking that Harvard can become a treasure house of knowledge because freshmen bring knowledge, while seniors leave school with only a little knowledge." 」
13. Qu Laiqi, a famous professor at Harvard University in the United States, is an authority on Shakespeare. Once, when he was teaching Shakespeare on the pulpit, he accidentally stepped into the air and fell under the pulpit. He stood up and said to the students with great momentum, "I have been teaching for forty years, and this is the first time I have fallen to the level of the audience." 」
14. Bernard Shaw liked riding a bike when he was young. Once he broke his leg bone, and his female classmates took good care of him. Bernard Shaw is worried that he will not be firm, so he will propose to this female classmate and decide to slip away. But I accidentally fell down the stairs and both my legs were broken. As a result, he really asked her if she would marry him. Bernard Shaw fainted when the female classmate nodded.
15. A lady said to Mao Mu, "I've been with a man for a long time, but I'm not sure if I'm in love with him. This famous writer has a very unique view on the test of love. He said, "There is only one way to test whether you really love him. Would you like to brush your teeth with his toothbrush? 」
16. Someone asked Dumas, "Why can you step into old age with great composure?" He retorted disapprovingly, "It took me all my life to live today. 」
17. Fang was a famous official in the Tang Dynasty. When he was not an official, he was once seriously ill. He said to his wife Lu, "If I die of illness, don't be widowed and remarry." Lu went to the room and dug out a pair of eyes to show that he would never change his mind. Later, Fang recovered from illness and rose to the position of prime minister, always showing great respect for his wife.
18. agatha christie's husband is an archaeologist. Once, at a party, a friend asked her, "How do you feel when an imaginative woman like you marries an antique player?" ? The detective novelist said, "An archaeologist is an ideal husband. You see, the older things get, the more he likes them. 」
19. Voltaire visited Britain on 1727. He found that the British hated the French very much, and a group of British shouted at him, "Kill him and hang this Frenchman!" " Voltaire said, "English! You want to kill me because I'm French. Isn't it enough to be punished because I'm not English? The Englishman smiled and sent him all the way back to the apartment.
20. After Li Bai's death, his body was buried in Jiangtou, a quarry. Poets from all walks of life wrote poems at his grave. Someone wrote a quatrain: "When a piece of soil is quarried by the river, Li Bai's poems will be immortal;" Come and go to write two lines, and drop a big axe in front of Lu Ban. 」
2 1. In his later years, Ouyang Xiu worked hard to revise the words written in his life every day. His wife told him not to change it, saying, "Why do you torture yourself like this? Are you still afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu said with a smile: "I am not afraid of being scolded by my husband, but I am afraid of being laughed at by future generations! 」
22. Ouyang Xiu was a layman on June 1st. The guest asked him, "What does June 1st mean? He said, "I have ten thousand books, a thousand epigraphy, a piano, a chess game and a pot of wine." The guest said, "There are only five ones! Ouyang Xiu said, "Besides, I am an old man, isn't it June 1st? 」
23. On one occasion, there was a performance competition imitating Chaplin somewhere, with as many as thirty or forty participants, and Chaplin himself participated anonymously. As a result, he actually won the third place. Chaplin thinks this is the biggest joke of his life!
24. A female student at Smith Women's University in the United States once came back to the dormitory late for an appointment with her boyfriend and had to climb through the window. But the window is too heavy for her to lift. Suddenly someone came to help her and whispered to her, "Don't let others see it." Climbing in, I saw a smiling President Wilson.
25. A bartender in Paris said, "After a customer drinks two double martinis, I can tell his nationality. . French people fall in love, Spanish people dance, Germans brag, Italians sing, Irish people fight, and Americans stand up and say. 」
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