Xiao Hao

1. At a literary evening, the host came to the stage and announced: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang song and dance, lift your skull! Creepy! ! !

2. On the playground, the teacher said: the male classmate stood on my left, the female classmate stood on my right, and the others stood still ... as a result, he didn't move.

One day, it was raining heavily outside, and the teacher came into the classroom with a full face of rain. He didn't know what he was looking for before the lecture. After searching for a while, he asked his classmates in the front row, "Where's my facial tissue?"